FReeper Canteen ~ Saturday Nite Jukebox ~ MAR 13, 2004

trussell and Bethbg79 and FRiends of the Canteen

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

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Beth's Music

 

 

Yellowcard	AFI
Trace Adkins	Lindsay Lohan
Blindside	Bryan Adams
Extreme	Everclear

 

 

 

Black Crows	Nickel Creek
Social Burn	Pinback
Earth Wind and Fire	The Verve Pipe
Saliva	Earshot

 

 

 

Hope 7	Snow
Tracy Bird	Humble Pie
Killing Heidi	Garbage
The Bangles	Maroon 5

 

 

 

 

Hello everyone!

DJ Trussell is taking over the DJ Center at the Canteen this weekend. I hope that you enjoy my selections.

Please feel free to request any songs on the thread or in email. Email us at canteenusa@canteenusa.com

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I am country through and through and that's why  most of my selections are country songs. I have added different songs. If you would like some other types of music, please don't forget to ask for on it on the thread. Thank you! Thank you to our Troops!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Old Sarge]

That, Star, just qualified you for the "Made My Day" Trophy!

Okay, I'm not going to cut myself out of the Canteen just cuz I can't catch up with the thread. So, Sherman set the WayBack Machine for Post #850, and let's go from there.

GALZ, check your wedding rings at the door - Sarge is here!

[Old Sarge]

JOKE TIME!

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the medical director became aware of Edna's heroic act, he immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered her to be mentally stable. When he went to tell Edna the news he said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness."

"The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself right after you saved him, with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom. I am so sorry but he's dead..."

Edna replied happily, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

[Soaring Feather]

~Wynona Judd~ Grampa ~

[Old Sarge]

Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago.

Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena. She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh, causing severe muscle and tendon damage.
The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition and Louella has been charged with ....



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Misdewiener

[mylife]

Another loving couple were strolling thru the park one afternoon when a bird lets loose and hits the ol lady on the head.

She shreiked "Quick! Get me a piece of toilet paper!"

To wich the old man replied "What the hell for?! He's a 1/4 of a mile away by now!"

[Soaring Feather]

~ Oak Ridge Boys ~ Y'all Come Back Saloon ~

[tiamat]

Old Sarge wrote:



Edna replied happily, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

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ROFLMAO!

I've worked in places like that... I can see it happening!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

hello there !

[Fawnn]

Peep

Verb or noun?

[tiamat]

Noun

[Brad’s Gramma]

You two...honest to goodness.



I'm playing with a troll....brb.

[Soaring Feather]

Hi Diva, how are you today?

[tiamat]

Whack him a good'un for us, Gramma!

[Fawnn]

Kathy in Alaska!!! #500!!!
Radix!!! #550!!!
LindaSOG!!! #600!!!
SevenofNine!! #650!!!
Bethbg79!!! #700!!!
StarCMC!!! #750!!!
MoJo2001!!! #800!!!
StarCMC!!! #850!!!
bentfeather!!! #900!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

We're all having fun, actually. What a dweeb.

[Fawnn]

[Old Sarge]

'Afternoon, Ladies!

[tiamat]

Brad's Gramma wrote:

We're all having fun, actually. What a dweeb.

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I ran over there quick to check it out.

You're not wrong! LOL!

[Soaring Feather]

Good afternoon Sarge. Oh beautiful flowers. Thank You.

[tiamat]

Well aren't you sweet?

How are you holding up?