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Meet the Woman Who Tried To Pass a $1 Million Dollar Bill
The Smoking Gun ^
| 3/9/04
Posted on 03/09/2004 1:09:03 PM PST by marshmallow
MARCH 9--Meet Alice Regina Pike. The 35-year-old Georgia woman must think Wal-Mart cashiers are rather dumb, because she actually just tried to pass a $1 million bill at one of the retail chain's megastores.
According to this amusing Covington Police Department report, Pike was attempting to pay for $1671.55 in merchandise, but a Wal-Mart clerk called over her manager when she was handed the bogus bill (instead of handing over $998,328.45 in change). As first reported by Joey Peters of the Newton Citizen, Pike was arrested for forgery and booked into the sheriff's lockup, where the below mug shot was taken.
Pike, who told cops that her husband had given her the $1 million bill, was found to have two more phony seven-figure notes in her purse. Perhaps she would have fared better with a $200 bill.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; US: Georgia
KEYWORDS: averagedemocrat; counterfeit; memberofdu; mullet; nicestache; regisphilbin; ulooklikeamillbucks
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To: marshmallow
Mr/Ms. Rosie?
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posted on
03/09/2004 1:10:43 PM PST
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I will defend to your death my right to say it)
To: marshmallow
File Under: What Was I Thinking?
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posted on
03/09/2004 1:11:20 PM PST
by
Maceman
(Too nuanced for a bumper sticker)
To: marshmallow
That's Mark Gastineau.
4
posted on
03/09/2004 1:11:51 PM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: marshmallow
Kerry supporter, no doubt.
Lando 
To: marshmallow
Wow, those are some bushy brows!
Only the long hair hints at XX.
To: marshmallow
Good God...why didn't she take her "million" to the Estee Lauder counter at the mall...
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posted on
03/09/2004 1:15:00 PM PST
by
ZinGirl
To: marshmallow
Howard Dean in drag. eeeeaaarrrrrgh!!!!
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posted on
03/09/2004 1:16:10 PM PST
by
HEY4QDEMS
(Always remember to consider the facetiously challenged and use your /sarcasm tag.)
To: marshmallow
She doesn't have a family tree .....she has a family stump!
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posted on
03/09/2004 1:16:15 PM PST
by
rewrite
To: marshmallow
Idjit.
To: marshmallow
It's the same guy. Just different moods.
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posted on
03/09/2004 1:18:33 PM PST
by
Hank Rearden
(Never let your life be directed by people who could only get government jobs.)
To: rewrite
She has a family tree all right.... It just doesn't have a fork in it...... :-)
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posted on
03/09/2004 1:18:43 PM PST
by
b4its2late
(Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark!)
To: BikePacker
Only the long hair hints at XX.The hair line isn't the "M" of a male. Anybody can grow long hair.
To: marshmallow
OMG! Someone please get her an appointment fast to do someting about those eyebrows! She looks like she has caterpillars growing on her face!
To: marshmallow
that's a MAN, baby!
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posted on
03/09/2004 1:21:20 PM PST
by
LN2Campy
To: Maceman
Obviously a math whiz that understands the orders of magnitude between 1000 and 1000000....
$998,330 in change?
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posted on
03/09/2004 1:21:32 PM PST
by
MrB
To: Bella_Bru
Someone please get her an appointment fast to do someting about those eyebrows!Apparently the beauty salon and day spa don't take $1 million billes either.
To: PBRSTREETGANG
Guess not.
To: marshmallow
"My job was outsourced, but I got 3 million in severance"
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posted on
03/09/2004 1:24:58 PM PST
by
CJ Wolf
To: ZinGirl
"
Good God...why didn't she take her 'million' to the Estee Lauder counter at the mall..."
Cause she was interested in getting some "change" back.
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posted on
03/09/2004 1:25:47 PM PST
by
azhenfud
("He who is always looking up seldom finds others' lost change...")
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