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Morford: Where Is My Gay Apocalypse?
San Francisco Chronicle ^
| Friday, March 5, 2004
| Mark Morford; the one journalist with the COURAGE to talk about anal beads
Posted on 03/05/2004 7:59:32 AM PST by presidio9
Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:59 AM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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I have been staring with great anticipation out the window of my flat here in the heart of San Francisco, sighing heavily, waiting for the riots and the plagues and the screaming monkeys and the blistering rain of inescapable hellfire. I have my camera all ready and everything.
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TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Government; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections; US: California
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To: presidio9
I'm impressed... an entire article all about a single, patently ridiculous strawman.
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posted on
03/05/2004 3:02:56 PM PST
by
thoughtomator
(Political Correctness is fascism)
To: sauropod
San Francisco is in earthquake country. The phrase 'tempting God' comes to mind.
42
posted on
03/05/2004 3:14:17 PM PST
by
cyborg
(In die begin het God die hemel en die aarde geskape.)
To: cyborg
Mark Morford; the one journalist with the COURAGE to talk about anal beads
Anal beads? ??
43
posted on
03/05/2004 3:21:24 PM PST
by
mlmr
(Everything is getting better and better!)
To: mlmr
Nevermind. Seriously.
44
posted on
03/05/2004 3:23:50 PM PST
by
presidio9
(FREE MARTHA)
To: mlmr
*LOL* I'm sure he has a lot of experience with them.
45
posted on
03/05/2004 3:24:01 PM PST
by
cyborg
(In die begin het God die hemel en die aarde geskape.)
To: presidio9
Morford should have voted for Bush. This administration has created more gay marriages than jobs. ;)
46
posted on
03/05/2004 3:30:06 PM PST
by
gcruse
(http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
To: presidio9
Actually, the truly funny thing about this article is that the author, Morford, in an earlier column himself predicted anarchy and apocolpyse if Arnold was elected as governor...
47
posted on
03/05/2004 3:37:47 PM PST
by
Southack
(Media bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
To: presidio9
So Mark M. asks why no punishment has come from God?
Here's the first part of the answer, from Ecclesiates 8:
10 And so I saw the wicked buried, who had come and gone from the place of the holy, and they were forgotten in the city where they had so done: this is also vanity. 11 Because sentence against an evil work is not executed speedily, therefore the heart of the sons of men is fully set in them to do evil.
12 Though a sinner do evil an hundred times, and his days be prolonged, yet surely I know that it shall be well with them that fear God, which fear before him:
13 But it shall not be well with the wicked, neither shall he prolong his days, which are as a shadow; because he feareth not before God.
And the next part is in 2 Peter 3:
9 The Lord is not slack concerning his promise, as some men count slackness; but is longsuffering to us-ward, not willing that any should perish, but that all should come to repentance.
10 But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
So God, who died a miserable death so homosexuals could be forgiven, is willing to withhold punishment so they can have a chance to repent. As well as all of us other sinners.
If you have seen "The Passion of Christ", you have seen the just punishment my sins and your sins merit. Christians have no reason to hate homosexuals, since our sins are just as bad as theirs. Without accepting Jesus, we will die forever. Have you surrendered to Jesus?
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posted on
03/05/2004 3:54:36 PM PST
by
Forgiven_Sinner
(Praying for the Kingdom of God.)
To: presidio9
"Lucky for Morford there exists at least a handful of our people in "the City of Fruits and Nuts."
Yeah but I heard they're moving to Slat Lake ..LoL
49
posted on
03/05/2004 5:40:42 PM PST
by
RedMonqey
(Its is dangerous to be right when your government is wrong)
Comment #50 Removed by Moderator
To: presidio9
Ask and you shall recieve.
51
posted on
03/06/2004 7:12:09 AM PST
by
Jimbaugh
(They will not get away with this. Developing . . . . .)
To: presidio9
I have my camera all ready and everything.Keep the batteries charged.
52
posted on
03/06/2004 7:16:53 AM PST
by
Vinnie
To: presidio9
Know this first of all, that in the last days mockers will come with their mocking, following after their own lusts..." II Pet.3:3
To: presidio9; finnman69
Interesting that Morford has been AWOL since posting this. Is she back in treatment?
54
posted on
03/17/2004 10:01:40 AM PST
by
presidio9
(the left is turning antisemitism into the new homophobia)
To: presidio9
Interesting that Morford has been AWOL since posting this. Is she back in treatment? Treatment for what? Hemmoroids?
55
posted on
03/17/2004 10:15:04 AM PST
by
NeoCaveman
(Hey John F'in. Kerry, why the long face?)
To: presidio9
As time goes by, the vile anti-social behavior of Queers steadily gets worse and worse . . . as this current FReeper article demonstrates!!! Therefore, allow me to repeat my own personal rant one more time:Oak Hay, so I'm very disturbed and continually puzzled about how a small bunch of contrary to nature freaks can destroy our entire civilization. . . BUT DAMMIT, THEY'RE DOING IT !!!
These unsavory and unclean sub-human creatures delight in ramming their urine exhaust pipes into the rectal relief tubes of young boys (and of each other) !!! They brag and crow loudly about their filthy behavior !!! They demand access to our young and innocent children... so they can commit sodomy and oral sex acts upon them!!! Then they scream and holler...
"Homophobe"
... when we seek to save our children from their filthy and immoral activities!!! WHY IS THIS ALLOWED TO CONTINUE IN THIS ONCE-FREE REPUBLIC ??? DO WE NOT HAVE THE RIGHT AND MORAL DUTY TO PROTECT OUR CHILDREN FROM SLIME LIKE THIS ???
.
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posted on
03/17/2004 10:24:17 AM PST
by
GeekDejure
( LOL = Liberals Obey Lucifer !!!)
To: Slings and Arrows; dubyaismypresident; finnman69; Clemenza
Four missed deadlines and counting...
57
posted on
03/19/2004 6:06:46 AM PST
by
presidio9
(the left is turning antisemitism into the new homophobia)
To: Slings and Arrows; dubyaismypresident; finnman69; Clemenza
Make that five missed deadlines. It should be noted that the Chronicle has a blurb about Harley Sorensen being on sabbatical. There is no such explanation for Morford. She is AWOL. I wonder if this is to be the final relapse.
58
posted on
03/24/2004 8:17:18 AM PST
by
presidio9
(Homophobic and Proud!!!)
To: presidio9
I was wondering what happened to the little lady
59
posted on
03/24/2004 8:20:05 AM PST
by
cyborg
(sheretz mekori notef mugla's dead score one for civilization!)
To: cyborg
I was wondering what happened to the little lady Maybe the left got wise and finally gagged her. She is, after all, the best advertising against liberalism available. My sense is that she would have agreed to the gag as long as they used the rubber ball and leather "bondage gag" like the one Bruce Willis & Ving Raimes wore in Pulp Fiction.
60
posted on
03/24/2004 8:34:44 AM PST
by
presidio9
(Homophobic and Proud!!!)
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