[MEG33]

I think we'd better have a little talk with that Pakistani General..

[yonif]

US Aid to provide $700m aid for Pakistan’s rural areas

[KQQL]

And this country is with us?

Let' see...

Osama ----MIA ..
Mulla Omar----......MIA too.
Nukes....plans being sold all over.

[OXENinFLA]

General Muhammad Aziz Khan,

humm that name looks familiar

[angkor]

Defence Minister Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso
Abuja, Nigeria

Confidential Business Proposal

Dear Minister Kwankwaso,

Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Pakistan Chambers Of Commerce And Industry, I have the privilege to request for your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts. The above sum resulted from an over-invoiced contract with the North Korean Defence Ministry, executed commissioned and paid for about five years (5) ago by a Pakistani contractor. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Pakistan Quetta Bank.

We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as military officials, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incident to the transfer.

The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an board member with the Pakistani National Nuclear Corporation (NNPC). And so we will expediate this transaction by presenting you with fictitious documents for the building of various nuclear weapons and programs. Since there is no problem with Pakistan's reputation in the sale of such plans, the documents will appear quite legitimate to your own banking authorities.

If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:

(a) your ministry's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.

(b) both your official and your private telephone and fax numbers -- for confidentiality and easy communication.

(c) your letter-headed approval paper stamped and signed.

Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.

Please reply urgently.

Best regards

General Muhammad Aziz Khan
Chairman Of Joint Chiefs Of Staff
Islamabad, Pakistan

[atomicpossum]

We need to start offering to give nukes to people, too--

--from orbit.

[Lunatic Fringe]

The headline seems to indicate "nukes" as in nuclear weapons but the article just says "nuclear power."

A big difference in subtle wording... bad writing on the part of the author.

[Publius6961]

Mr president, are you paying attention?
Isn't one "afghanistan" per lifetime enough?

Why are you spending my tax dollars on a duplicitous, murdering country which needs a little pest control? Didn't you notice it didn't work the last time?

and the time before that... and the...

[Publius6961]

Mr president, are you paying attention?
Isn't one "afghanistan" per lifetime enough?

Why are you spending my tax dollars on a duplicitous, murdering country which needs a little pest control? Didn't you notice it didn't work the last time?

and the time before that... and the...

[Fitzcarraldo]

Sounds like someone wants Africa's population reduced by a few hundred million.

[montag813]

PAKISTAN'S top general has offered to help Nigeria to "strengthen its military capability and acquire nuclear power", a Nigerian defence ministry statement said Thursday.

NOTHING TO SEE HERE. Ok, let's roll out Bush for some more PRAISE of Musharraf! Our GREAT ALLY PAKISTAN!!!

[OXENinFLA]

LAGOS (Reuters) - A "typographical error" was responsible for false reports that Pakistan would help Nigeria obtain "nuclear power", the Defence Ministry said on Thursday.

Riiiiiiight...................""Pakistan's nuclear capability is solely for the purpose of deterrence of aggression against Pakistan... and it would never be in our national interest to share this technology in whatever form with any other country," he said.

Blwawawaawawaw, I guess that form doesn't include Iran and NK

[FierceDraka]

This is a joke, right?

Nigeria with nuclear weapons? Barbarous, no-industry-having, desert-and swampland Nigeria? They still have leprosy over there! You might as well tell me that Borneo has been developing a manned space program. The very idea comes across as ludicrous in the extreme.

But considering the Paks' fast-and-loose policies dealing with nuclear secrecy, this shouldn't be surprising news.

[CathyRyan]

Instead of building nuclear power plants why don't they start with something a little more basic, like say, sewers systems.