Morfor: Da Vinci Code Your Life

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Wednesday, March 3, 2004 | Mark Morford, I swear to God I'm not helping her choose her subject matter

[presidio9]

Everything is interwoven. Jesus tongue kissed Mary Magdalene, a lot. Potent juicy mystical secrets are everywhere, if you know where to look. Organized religion is the worst possible answer.

What supposedly sacred truths are available to us are all relative to those who hold the power. Often, just behind the facade of things is a huge hunk of gorgeous convoluted magic you would do well to lick. Meanwhile, the divine feminine is right there, winking, sighing heavily, waiting for you. Like, duh.

[presidio9]

ping

[GodBlessRonaldReagan]

I've stopped getting angry at Morford. Instead, I pray for his soul. That probably infuriates him more.

[End Times Sentinel]

It's not just that she's 100% dead wrong about everything, or that she's a horrible writer, unable to make any point whatsoever, but she just goes on and on!  Hard to believe anyone could enjoy her rambling screeds.

Owl_Eagle

”Guns Before Butter.”

[netmilsmom]

I saw this book discounted at Boarders in Cleveland.

[Puppage]

Outta the mouths of Sodomites...

[Redcoat LI]

This article is not nearly as gay as it should be.

You need to choose better subject matter for this guy.

[dd5339]

Another one from the Freakazoid Morford.

He does have one bit of reality and truth though. Once your are aware of the liberal agenda it is easy to notice how prevalent it is.

Semper Fi

[BigLittle]

.....realizing how an American presidential regime has openly lied and betrayed the nation so as to lead our exhausted populace into two brutal unwanted wars and a paralyzing deficit just to further a corporate-crony agenda, you just sort of sit there and go, yeah, well, what else is new.

I agree! The Kennedy regime betrayed all Americans, left us exhausted, and set that extremely wealthy Massachusetts cabal in place, which still lingers today, threatening us all.

[NotQuiteCricket]

...more uptight sects cringe and recoil and deny deny deny. So you know it must be true.
This is such an intellectually dishonest presupposition, that it makes me gag. I had a brief flash of the police knocking on his door and accusing him of a horrific crime, and him denying, denying, denying - well, we all know that there must be some grain of truth in the accusations if he is going to deny it.

[Slings and Arrows]

Thank you kindly!

[ModelBreaker]

What supposedly sacred truths are available to us are all relative to those who hold the power. Often, just behind the facade of things is a huge hunk of gorgeous convoluted magic you would do well to lick. Meanwhile, the divine feminine is right there, winking, sighing heavily, waiting for you. Like, duh. And oh yes, there are so many repressed buried burned crushed or otherwise flayed secrets of the true nature of divinity floating in the air like a mad delicious perfume, mysteries that have been rather nauseatingly overpowered by the rank dank cologne of the patriarchal church -- it's all you can do to breathe deeply anymore without gagging on all the repressed sexuality and stale machismo. This much we know.

I thought these three opening paragraphs were intended as parody of a silly book. To my surprise, the parody was entirely unintentional.

[Just mythoughts]

The STANDARD has been set.

Full background on the author of the book is required. Who he is associated with, talked to, related to and everything they have ever uttered.

[Petronski]

I think he's stoned.

[BrooklynGOP]

It's not just that she's 100% dead wrong about everything, or that she's a horrible writer, unable to make any point whatsoever, but she just goes on and on! Hard to believe anyone could enjoy her rambling screeds.

That's rich! When certain people made similar statements regarding Mel Gibson and Passion, they were villified for not being open minded, etc.

[presidio9]

Dale Brown writes transparent mysteries for vapid housewives.

The DaVinci Code is a poorly researched open attack on Catholicism in novel form. The "Code" is a millenia-old conspiracy to protect the "truth" (the Jesus and Mary Magdalene were married and the Church has hidden that fact from us to sujugate women and thereby stay in power).

[anonymous_user]

I'd hate to be the one to break it to Mark that "The Da Vinci Code" is fiction. *Shhhhh.*

[skeeter]

Full background on the author of the book is required. Who he is associated with, talked to, related to and everything they have ever uttered.

I understand Dan Brown's dad likes to wear ladies underwear.

[Just mythoughts]

LOL

That will not discredit him. (don't forget about "civil rights") Keep digging!

[goodnesswins]

I don't ever read it....it's fun reading freepers responses to it, though.