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Ton Ten Reasons To Vote For Kucinich [Koo Koo & Humor Alert]
Posted on 02/28/2004 9:31:12 PM PST by Doctor Raoul
The following list is real. It was posted at an unidentified place which we will call for the purposed of discussion, "Bizzaro World".
So everyone, go hang the window curtins on the outside of your house, put your milk in the fireplace and burn a log in your refrigerator just to get in the mood AND LET'S HELP THE POOR SOULS OUT AND COME UP WITH BETTER REASONS:
1) He is cute
2) He really is a Democrat
3) He is not a Member of Skull and Bones Society
4) He is the only one left in the race that voted against the war
5) He is the only one left in the race that favors gay marriage
6) His views are the future views of the party and society
7) He is from a swing state, Ohio
8) He doesn't speak with a forked tongue
9) He really cares about the country and the people
10) He isn't going to win anyway so you might as well send a clear vote at the National convention that the Democratic party is the Party of Liberal Progressive values. Not values of War, Judgement, and hatred like Republican Party.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; kucinich; topten
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To: Doctor Raoul
Dennis Kucinich, because Grandfather Twilight said so.
To: Doctor Raoul
Dennis Kucinich, because being at the top of the food chain is overrated.
To: Doctor Raoul
Dennis Kucinich, because Carter was too right-wing.
To: Doctor Raoul
Because of the Department of Peaceniks.
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posted on
02/28/2004 11:32:54 PM PST
by
JoJo Gunn
(Intellectuals exist only if you believe they do. ©)
To: Doctor Raoul
Dennis Kucinich: Tune In, Turn On, Drop Out. (To quote Dr. Tim Leary).
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posted on
02/29/2004 2:51:07 AM PST
by
Lawgvr1955
(What's that? Pizza with no anchovies? You've got the wrong man. I spell my name "Danger")
To: Doctor Raoul
Dennis Kucinich, because he is a clymer that truly represents Liberalism. Semper Fi
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posted on
02/29/2004 5:08:02 AM PST
by
river rat
(Militant Islam is a cult, flirting with extinction)
To: river rat
Dennis Kucinich, as an a$$hxle - he is the true face of Liberalism.( I've been warned about profanity! But asking an old grunt to speak politely, is the same as cutting the hands off an Italian!)
Semper Fi
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posted on
02/29/2004 5:14:30 AM PST
by
river rat
(Militant Islam is a cult, flirting with extinction)
To: Doctor Raoul
Dennis Kucinich: because when he gets around to combing his hair, we won't have an oil shortage problem.
Dennis Kucinich: because we've never tried "creepy" as a foreign relations move before.
Dennis Kucinich: because killing innocent chicken embryos for food is wrong, but killing innocent human embryos is just dandy, if you're running for President.
Dennis Kucinich: because weirdos with bad hygiene need love too!
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posted on
02/29/2004 5:55:59 AM PST
by
alwaysconservative
(If it weren't for double standards, Democrats would have no standards at all.)
To: Doctor Raoul
Dennis Kucinich, because the creatures of the forest endorsed him.
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