ZOT: KERRY 2004 KERRY 2004 KERRY 2004 KERRY 2004 KERRY 2004 KERRY 2004 KERRY 2004

To: Mad_Tom_Rackham

Yes, I believe this was posted by a braying Ass...

101 posted on 02/25/2004 7:48:35 PM PST by tuckrdout (Terri Schindler (Schiavo) deserves to have her wishes honored: Give her a DIVORCE!)

To: reluctantwarrior; onyx; MEG33; tiamat; mhking; nopardons; little jeremiah; MeekOneGOP

"What actually happens when a zot happens?"

Are you sure you wanna know?

Ok. The rest of you, I thought you might find this amusing.
Here y'go:

The first thing that happens is that the troll's daddy and its other daddy feel that "special way" about each other.

Then, about nine months later, the stork does a flyby of the expectant parents - but not just any stork, no... this is a SPECIAL stork. A leprous, blighted, tattered, pus-dripping noxious braindead zombie stork, bearing its bundle of oozing misery - the gurgling drooling idiotic leftist democratic meatpuppet we know as the "troll".

Then, some decades later, when the troll matures (should I say, instead, "ripens"?) to the mental age of three, some benevolent but misguided soul shows it how to operate a net-linked computer when the circus freakshow keeper is not paying attention.

In a virtual case of water (though that is not precicely the fluid I mean) seeking its own level, the troll automatically finds its bumbling way to that hot-spot of all drooling retards, democrappicundergrown.compostheap.

The troll is so delighted to at long last be among wits of its own base level that it dissolves in a feculent bubbling mass of outgassing putrescence. When it re-coalesces in its new blighted environs, it takes the form and function best suited to the Elite Masters of its race - the mindless slobbering sightless clammy-fisted eunuch known publicly by many names (Deaniac being one, Clintoonista another, and a more recent species called a JKoff) but known privately to their owners as "useful idiots."

These useful idiots are spewn forth like the gibbering overflow of a well-used and fermented satanic port-o-let, to contaminate, stain, and stink up the more wholesome and cleanly realms of the internet, so that the great old ones - Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, and the Unmentionable One (Teddy Kennedy) among them - can spread their glandered dominion ever farther.

Such purulent squamous masses soon or late wash up upon our shores.

They invariably burble their flatulent war cries.

This sudden gust of methane and stinks of less describable nature rouse the denizens of this fair land to wrath and vengeance.

Cruel and merciless warriors known as the Viking Kitties descend upon the hapless blob of noisesome jelly, gashing it with barbs of wit and pith.

Such martial valor alerts the Allmighty Mods of this land.

Jove thunders.

Lighning strikes!

Methane emanations ignite!

And they detonate, flashing into an expanding pink mist of DUh.

There you have it, then. The short (and postable) version.

102 posted on 02/25/2004 7:49:21 PM PST by King Prout (I am coming to think that the tree of liberty is presently dying of thirst.)

To: glock rocks; ntnychik; autoresponder; MeekOneGOP

Laughing my head off at post #18.

103 posted on 02/25/2004 7:50:32 PM PST by potlatch ( Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam)

104 posted on 02/25/2004 7:51:18 PM PST by Constitutionalist Conservative (http://c-pol.com)

Brilliant!

oh, see #102

105 posted on 02/25/2004 7:52:15 PM PST by King Prout (I am coming to think that the tree of liberty is presently dying of thirst.)

Pretty much what one would expect from a Kerry supporter.

106 posted on 02/25/2004 7:53:00 PM PST by Ol' Sparky

To: Mad_Tom_Rackham; LNewman

see #102 for an extended abuse

107 posted on 02/25/2004 7:54:31 PM PST by King Prout (I am coming to think that the tree of liberty is presently dying of thirst.)

"Just another freakin' DU moron..."

108 posted on 02/25/2004 7:54:56 PM PST by Jonah Hex (Another day, another DU troll.)

WHAT THE....................................????

109 posted on 02/25/2004 7:56:15 PM PST by suzyq5558 (The demodemons are ANGRY at the administration? so pray tell what is new?)

And what, exactly, do you think that you have accomplished other than further convincing us that your side is full of idiots?
Zot, the Cat!

110 posted on 02/25/2004 7:59:29 PM PST by Sofa King (MY rights are not subject to YOUR approval http://www.angelfire.com/art2/sofaking/index.html)

To: King Prout; Kerry2004; 4mycountry; Fierce Allegiance; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; ...

izzat OZONE I smell?
Oh, yeah !

Viking Kittens - Led Zeppelin - Immigrant Song

111 posted on 02/25/2004 7:59:39 PM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)

drat!
I forgot to use "yammering" and "puling"
*smacking forehead*

112 posted on 02/25/2004 8:01:23 PM PST by King Prout (I am coming to think that the tree of liberty is presently dying of thirst.)

For a moment there, I dreamed I was in an AOL chatroom

113 posted on 02/25/2004 8:04:51 PM PST by soozla (JOHN F.KERRY-"In country" 4 mos. + fought harder for COMMUNISM than he EVER did for U.S.!!!!)

BYE BYE
Kerry 2004
You are fried!

114 posted on 02/25/2004 8:07:38 PM PST by Soaring Feather (~ I do Poetry and party among the stars~)

Am I correct in thinking that you think he is stupid?

115 posted on 02/25/2004 8:08:49 PM PST by arjay

To: Kerry2004; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; MeekOneGOP; TheBigB; Constitution Day; mhking; ctlpdad; ...

116 posted on 02/25/2004 8:10:16 PM PST by 4mycountry (Robots vs liberals: Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.)

117 posted on 02/25/2004 8:11:34 PM PST by teletech (Friends don't let friends vote DemocRAT!)

yer up kinda late fer a skewlnite, yung'un!

118 posted on 02/25/2004 8:12:01 PM PST by King Prout (I am coming to think that the tree of liberty is presently dying of thirst.)

I'm late to the zot... is this the same knucklehead who just posted under "BushIsTheAntichrist"?

119 posted on 02/25/2004 8:13:02 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (DEDICATED Homeland Security Employee)

To: Kerry2004; Zavien Doombringer; jriemer; MeekOneGOP; TheBigB; Constitution Day; mhking; ctlpdad; ...

Mmm... ZOT!ed troll.

120 posted on 02/25/2004 8:13:07 PM PST by 4mycountry (Robots vs liberals: Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.)

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