Suckers, You're DOOMED [But I'm zotted]

Troll Bake: this is your brain on liberalism.

41 posted on 02/24/2004 5:25:55 AM PST by Professional Engineer (We're going to Mars & Venus & Titan & Saturn and then on to Jupiter and Uranus.~Yeeeeeeaaaaaahh!)

"It's time to play 'Hit the Pinata', troll."

42 posted on 02/24/2004 5:31:41 AM PST by Jonah Hex (Another day, another DU troll.)

To: Fierce Allegiance; MEG33

Going to be a busy day zotting, folks!

More like seven months and a few days..... Guess John F'ing Kerry finally learned how to use a computer to post something on FR.

43 posted on 02/24/2004 5:32:19 AM PST by Arrowhead1952 (WARNING! DumbocRATs never met a tax increase they didn't like.)

To: Arrowhead1952

44 posted on 02/24/2004 5:33:35 AM PST by MEG33 (John Kerry's been AWOL for two decades on issues of National Security!)

To: GodBlessRonaldReagan

seksually frustrated

German? Arab?
We live in interesting times.
Sorry, PC crowd; all cultures are not equal.

45 posted on 02/24/2004 5:34:16 AM PST by Publius6961 (40% of Californians are as dumb as a sack of rocks.)

To: Zavien Doombringer; 4mycountry; Constitution Day; VRWCmember; Poohbah; dighton; Grampa Dave; ...

More proof that Moby is actually a spaceman.

46 posted on 02/24/2004 5:34:43 AM PST by mhking

So I guess that Dynamic IP thing didn't work out for you....

LOL! ROFL! @ ROFLOL! @ @ @ LOL!
*sigh*

47 posted on 02/24/2004 5:41:36 AM PST by TaxRelief (What are you doing Nov. 2nd? Take a vacation day and come watch the polls!)

48 posted on 02/24/2004 5:42:40 AM PST by Constitution Day (NLC™)

To: Lead Moderator

That original was probably one of the stupidest things I've ever read.

49 posted on 02/24/2004 5:44:10 AM PST by metesky ("Brethren, leave us go amongst them." Rev. Capt. Samuel Johnston Clayton - Ward Bond- The Searchers)

To: GodBlessRonaldReagan

We're DOOMED, doomed, Doomed!

50 posted on 02/24/2004 5:49:14 AM PST by Petronski (John Kerry looks like . . . like . . . weakness.)

We're DOOMED, doomed, Doomed!

Could be worse. Could be raining.

51 posted on 02/24/2004 5:54:43 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan

To: Lead Moderator; FoXyLiZ; 4mycountry; Fierce Allegiance; TheBigB; VRWCmember; Zavien Doombringer; ...

52 posted on 02/24/2004 5:54:44 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)

To: GodBlessRonaldReagan

"Could be worse. Could be raining."

It is.

53 posted on 02/24/2004 5:56:53 AM PST by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))

To: Fierce Allegiance

LOL ! Love that one. Poor little guy ! ;^)

54 posted on 02/24/2004 5:56:58 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)

To: GodBlessRonaldReagan

"Could be worse. Could be raining."

55 posted on 02/24/2004 6:00:28 AM PST by BlueLancer (Der Elite Møøsënspåånkængrüppen ØberKømmååndø (EMØØK))

To: GodBlessRonaldReagan

Sorry this took so long. Another Jan and Dean Great

Sung to Little Old Lady From Pasadena

It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

The Little Old Commie form Massachusetts.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go.
He’s not worried bout his record cause he has two sets.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go.
He as slip’ry as grease up in DC town,
Be will vote the bill up and then he’ll vote it back down.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

It’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
If you hear him speakin out don’t pay attention.
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
In a minute or so he’ll just change direction
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
The man aint trusted in either House.
Cause he always talks out both sides of his mouth.

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Musical Interlude:

Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
We need to send him home to his heiress wife.
Cause he’s got no business in public life

Chorus:

And everybody’s saying that he offers the most threats.
That’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.
He takes both sides, yes he takes both sides.
He’s the biggest dang liar up in DC Town.
He’s the Little Old Commie from Massachusetts.

Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go
Go Kerry, Go Kerry, Go Kerry Go

Fade

Conspiracy Guy 2/24/04

56 posted on 02/24/2004 6:09:14 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)

To: Conspiracy Guy

Excellent !!
Cause he always talks out both sides of his mouth.
Sure does !
Mr. Flip-flop ! ...

57 posted on 02/24/2004 6:18:13 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)

I love that one. The temptation to steal it is strong.

CG

58 posted on 02/24/2004 6:20:12 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Conspiracy Guy's comments may not reflect his own opinions.)

To: Conspiracy Guy; counterpunch; yall

Hey ! Go for it ! Spread it around.
Brought to us by Freeper Counterpunch !

59 posted on 02/24/2004 6:25:40 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (The Democrats believe in CHOICE. I have chosen to vote STRAIGHT TICKET GOP for years !!)

"Wow...someone made a big mistake of too much coffee and crack this morning."

Didn't her mom ever tell her crack before coffee and your life is like toffee, coffee before crack and you'll have a troll attack!

60 posted on 02/24/2004 6:30:25 AM PST by WV Mountain Mama (Global warming my A$$, when will spring get here?!?!?!)

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