Posted on 02/23/2004 7:41:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]
Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
FReegards...MUD
Enjoyed it, folks...MUD
BTW...eskimo, once you get yer posting privileges restored, yer welcome to debate over here instead of pesterin' the Daily Dosers!!
Excellent work, Mia T...MUD
We are winning ~ the bad guys are losing ~ trolls, terrorists, democrats and the mainstream media are sad ~ very sad!
The second in the series is in the works.
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"As Kerry was shaking hands with people in the crowd, Porter stood in his line of sight holding her sign. "Then it happened," Porter detailed to LifeNews.com. "[Kerry] reached up to shake a hand in the back and his eyes went up to my sign. He read it and then he looked into the crowd to see who was holding it -- and he looked me directly in the eyes." She added to LifeNews.com, "I hope he saw my pain. I was not angry, just pleading with him to understand. You could see the shock and surprise on his face."
Yet moments later, Porter saw a Kerry campaign staffer approach her and yanked the sign out of her hands. "You can't have that sign here," the staffer told Porter, according to LifeNews.com. The Kerry campaign staffer took the sign and "tore it to pieces" before quickly retreating. "He wouldn't even let me have the pieces," Porter told LifeNews.com."
SHEEEESH...nice folks...MUD
I've got a fund-raiser suggestion...the FReeperIntern Program!! I say monthly donors deserve more FReeper Rights than Lurkers and FReepLoaders, so each $10/monther gets to Intern a new FReeper each month ($5/monthers git one every two months). It could be yer spouse, yer crazy Lib'ral Uncle, or El Rushbo hisself, but you gotta know the person in Real-Life and their email address, but then you are sorta responsible fer helpin' that fledgling FReeper along fer a month while they are on FReeper probation...LOL!! When you select yer FReeperInternCandidate, you will be able to download a SpecialFReeperInternCertificate that you can frame and give to yer new FRiend as a cherished gift...then introduce them around. Like I said, only MonthlyDonors are allowed this new privilege, and if you keep bringin' in deadbeats, we'll revoke yer InternPrivileges!!
There's more to this than I have time to git into, but I figger we can add 12 new FReepers fer every $10/monther and 6 new FReepers fer every $5/monther, annually, and so on...and so on...and so on....MUD
"'The Passion of the Christ', the movie that film superstar Mel Gibson personally financed because no studio thought it was commerically viable, could become the highest grossing film in history. By the end of business Sunday, the story of Jesus final hours had grossed $264.5 million in the United States and Canada. The film opened on Ash Wednesday, February 25. 'If The Passion continues on this trajectory, it is possible for it to surpass Star Wars ($461 million) and Titanic ($600.8 million) as the domestic box office champion of all time,' said Paul Dergarabedian of Exhibitor Relations Inc, which tracks film revenue.'"
FReegards...MUD
The LeftWing's in mourning 'cuz SlickWillie's gone...
RATS have no future...with Jean Kerry!!
Right votes fer Strength, not like Spain Done Wrong...
Still, our liberties're stripped away-ay-ay-ay!!
The RightWing needs FReepin', when we hear Big Guv'ment's been holdin' sway (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepers (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
We'll see our Liberties fadin' away!!
So many FReepers have come and gone...
Their mem'ry fades as the years go by.
Yet I still recall list'nin' ta Limbaugh...
Each year when we vote, Fed budget's too hi-i-igh!!
The RightWing needs FReepin'...folks, I've heard Dem ol' excuses still today (more than $2 Trillion!!)
RightWing needs FReepin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Til we see Big Guv'ment melt away...
High time that Conservatives win the day!!
(Guitar jammin' interlude)
When I'm tired and feelin' old...
I think about Reagan, who saved the day!!
And dream of a girl I used to know
I closed my eyes and she slipped away
She slipped away. She slipped away.
The RightWing needs FReepin', when I hear that old song they used to play (more than $2 Trillion!!)
The LeftWing's reelin' (almost $3 Trillion!!)
'Till I see Marianne walk away
I see my Marianne walkin' away !!
Gettin' there...MUD
"The truth is that the fate of the world rests in the willingness of the American people to stand behind their President no matter his domestic failings at this critically pivotal moment in history."
This is a strong new stand fer you, ma'am...while I agree that we would be doing our servicemen and women a disservice by making Hanoi Jean Kerry their new Commander-in-Chief, I believe it is equally important that the RightWing DEMAND a more Fiscally-Conservative second term than we got from Dubyuh in his first term!!
"Its the sixties all over again. And this brand of déjà vu is not a reason for optimism."
I totally disagree, my FRiend...this battle was waged in '68 and '72, and Nixon won big despite being a dreadful BigGuv'ment RINO before RINOs were named and castigated!! Hanoi Jean's a supremely-FLAWED candidate and absolutely perfectly-cast as the EffeteElitist who usedta talk smack about our Military!! He cannot escape from his past, and the Right should relish this opportunity to discredit the validity of the 60's Socialist by defeating the LeftWing's standard-bearer in the upcoming campaign!! We should be lickin' our chops, rarin' to go!!
"When we abandoned Vietnam, we handed southeast Asia over to totalitarian rule. If we abandon our resolve to battle terrorism at its source, not just a portion of a continent will fall prey to men who seek to subjugate other men. All of humanity will be dealt a deadly blow."
America's not about to shirk its duty, no matter what Hanoi Jean and his ragtag group of supporters want.
"President Reagan prophetically called America the last best hope for humanity. The American people had better heed his words (with sufficient emphasis on last). President Bush, and Tony Blair, appear to be the only world leaders who seems to comprehend that terrorism thrives on weakness, appeasement and capitulation. If the American people fall prey to the well-crafted words of the socialist/globalist democrat presidential candidate, and choose the path that will inevitably lead to Vietnam II, we will have erased all hope for humanity and we will have acquiesced to the eventual destruction of western civilization."
Ain't gonna happen, my FRiend, we shan't make the same mistake this time around!!
"Terrorists and socialists embrace several common beliefs: a disdain for the sanctity of individual life and individual liberty. One group is simply more honest and overt in its expression of disdain. Terrorists worldwide, and the socialist/democrat machine in Washington, will be working hand-in-hand over the next eight months if not physically, then at least ideologically -- to unseat the one man who stands in the way of their success. Terrorists define success as the eradication of human liberty, and bringing the west to its knees. American socialists/democrats define success as the realization of the socialist experiment and the amassing of power for the elite, who are the only ones capable of seeing that experiment to its proper implementation."
Well said...
"There has never been a more critical crossroads in the history of this planet than will occur this November in America."
We say that every four years, don't we?!
FReegards...MUD
As I've said before, you don't tug on Superman's cape, you don't pee in the wind, and you don't make anti-Bush comments in the Daily Dose Thread!
eskimo was out of line IMHO.
It IS a great day! Hope it's been good for you, kiddo!
I am secretly rooting for Wisconsin, although they play Richmond the first round. The Wisconsin coach, Bo Ryan, was a college dormmate of mine for two years.
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