Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Thank you, A-G, and hugs backatcha...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

[Mudboy Slim]

"JeanKerry Blues"
(To be sung to Blue Cheer's "Summertime Blues")

Sheeple, we gotta raise a fuss, folks, we gotta raise a holler...
About JeanKerry fer Prez'dent, c'mittin' TREASON to take Power!!
Well, I tried to call the Medyuh, "Hanoi Jean's a damned snake!"
Dem'folks said, "Calm down, yer just being rude!"
Lord, what is the cure fer the JeanKerry Blues?!

Well, SlickWillie'n'Algore sold out! Yeah, they took that Chinese money!"
Folks, they obstructed Judge Starr, they'll feel God's Justice someday!!
Well, Lord, Left's lyin' won't work! Dem's corruption makes me sick,
FReep Slick!!

Sometimes I wonder, "Are all the Sheeple fools?!"
Lord, the Truth's the cure fer the JeanKerry Blues!!
Dem Lib'rals say be meek...put our soldiers on vacation!
FReepers gotta take our message to the entire Nation!!
We must tell our Congressmen, "Kerry's Justa HO!!"

Sometimes I wonder how we'll Dethrone this FOOL...
Folks, you are the cure fer the JeanKerry Blues!

(Guitar Jammin')

Aiiigh-Oww!!
We gotta keep on FReepin'...we gotta alert the entire Nation!!

We gotta reject Kerry at the nearest Polling Station.
We must FReep our Congressmen, "Jean's gotta GO...REJECT RATS' boy!!"
My FRiends, you know now...what I'm a'gonna do...
Folks, FReepin's the cure fer the JeanKerry Blues!
Woah!!! Truth's the cure...

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 09/10/1999 06:19:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (MAD@S.HELL!!)

Revised 3/15/04...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The John Kerry Songbook!!"

Great job, kev!! If I could make a suggestion, both Diva and MoJo have demonstrated a talent for linking to the original music for these songs, which would give visitors the ability to play the music while they are reading along. I don't know if they have the time or inclination, but it may be something they could help us out with...that is, providing a hyper-link to the original song under "Original Title"!!

FReegards, all...MUD

[blackie]

John F'n Kerry is a lying traitor ~ Bump!

We are winning ~ the bad guys are losing ~ trolls, terrorists, democrats and the mainstream media are sad ~ very sad!

~~ Bush/Cheney 2004 ~~

[Mudboy Slim]

"We are winning"

Yep...if the RATS ain't figgered it out yet, they will soon enuff...Hanoi Jean Kerry's a majorly-flawed candidate and I foresee a major case of Buyer's Remorse setting in with the DemonRAT electorate!!

FReegards...MUD

[kevkrom]

If I could make a suggestion, both Diva and MoJo have demonstrated a talent for linking to the original music for these songs, which would give visitors the ability to play the music while they are reading along. I don't know if they have the time or inclination, but it may be something they could help us out with...that is, providing a hyper-link to the original song under "Original Title"!!

DFU suggested the same thing. I'll try to get around to it when I have the time -- basically the problem is that MIDI hosting sites are not fond of direct linking, so I'd have to download them and serve them from my own doamin, which may then cause copyright or other licensing problems.

What would be better (and as long as I'm dreaming, how 'bout a pony?) would be to get a group of FReepers to make some recordings of the parodies and serve them up as MP3 files from the "songbook" site -- maybe even burn some normal-format audio CDs and distribute them to activist groups and conservative-leaning radio talk-show hosts.

[Mudboy Slim]

Diva and MoJo can post the original songs by the original artists, which I believe is a big improvement over MIDIs. I'm not sure exactly how that works with the copyright laws, but if we aren't making money on their recordings, I don't think the artists really care that much.

"What would be better (and as long as I'm dreaming, how 'bout a pony?) would be to get a group of FReepers to make some recordings of the parodies and serve them up as MP3 files from the "songbook" site -- maybe even burn some normal-format audio CDs and distribute them to activist groups and conservative-leaning radio talk-show hosts."

I share yer dream, my FRiend, and will see if I can do anything to make it a reality--believe me, I've tried...LOL!!--let me know if you find any good conservative musicians out there, they're few and far between!!

FReegards...MUD

[Diva Betsy Ross]

I would be glad to help.. although Mojo has way more songs than I do and can download faster.

BTW- For your post: BEFORE LOVE CAME TO TOWN

[blackie]

Especially when people see how happy Kerry is with the terrorist win in Spain ~ that should cook his goose.

[Mudboy Slim]

"When Right Takes Jean Down!!"

I love it...thanks, Diva!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Death of Europe!!"

"...It’s the European argument today: just as the 20th century belonged to America, so the 21st will belong to Europe, a Europe that cannot – and, indeed, disdains to – compete with the Yanks in “aggression” (military capability) or “materialism” (capitalism red in tooth and claw), and so has devised a better way. We’ve all had a grand old time these last few weeks watching M Chirac demonstrate his mastery of “the arts of peace” and his “lofty moral character”, but it would perhaps be fairer to choose a more representative Euro-grandee to articulate the EUtopian vision. Step forward Finnish Prime Minister Paavo Lipponen, who said in London last year that “the EU must not develop into a military superpower but must become a great power that will not take up arms at any occasion in order to defend its own interests.” No doubt it sounds better in Finnish.

ROFLMAO...FReedom is what makes America great, and the EuroWeenies and their mini-socialism refuse to grant that freedom to their citizenry to the same extent that our Constitution does.

"Nonetheless, like the Canadians a century ago, the Europeans are claiming that the old rules no longer apply, that they’ve been supplanted by new measures of power, not least the “greatness of institutions” (EU, UN, ICC, etc). And, like the Canadians, the Europeans are doomed to disappointment. ... But that’s by the by. What the world – or, at any rate, “old Europe” – wants to know is: what will it take to nobble the Yanks? Or, to be more accurate, what will it take for the Yanks to nobble themselves? The corollary to the Euro-Canadian redefinition of “great power” is that a lone cowboy who sticks to tired concepts like guns’n’ammo is bound to come a cropper. As Matthew Parris put it last week, “we should ask whether America does have the armies, the weaponry, the funds, the economic clout and the democratic staying power to carry all before her in the century ahead. How many wars on how many fronts could she sustain at once? How much fighting can she fund? How much does she need to export? Is she really unchallenged by any other economic bloc?”

The only thing that can really destroy America is the Lib'rals and the RINOs continuing to undermine our Constitutional Republic with an ever-expanding--despite Constitutional prohibitions--Federal Leviathan!! The more we become like the EuroWeenies, the more likely our society will fail of its own weight!!

My colleague is falling prey to theories of “imperial overstretch”. But, if you’re not imperial, it’s quite difficult to get overstretched. By comparison with 19th century empires, the Americans travel light. More to the point, their most obvious “overstretch” is in their historically unprecedented generosity to putative rivals: unlike traditional imperialists, they garrison not remote ramshackle colonies but their wealthiest allies. The US picks up the defence tab for Europe, Japan, South Korea and Saudi Arabia, among others. As Americans have learned in the last 18 months, absolving wealthy nations of the need to maintain their own armies does not pay off in the long run. This overstretch is over. If Bush wins a second term, the boys will be coming home from South Korea and Germany, and maybe Japan, too. So the EU will begin the second decade of the century with an excellent opportunity to test Mr Lipponen’s theory: it can either will the means to maintain a credible defence, or it can try to live as the first “superpower” with no means of defence. In other words, the first victim of American overstretch will not be America but Europe."

BINGO...MUD

BTW..."I doubt the Continentals of a decade hence will be in any mood to increase defence spending. For all M de Villepin’s dreams of Napoleonic glory, his generation of French politicians will spend the rest of their lives managing decline. By 2050, there will be 100 million more Americans, 100 million fewer Europeans. The US fertility rate is 2.1 children per couple, in Europe it’s 1.4. Demography is not necessarily destiny, and certainly not inevitable disaster. But it will be for Europe, because the 20th century Continental welfare state was built on a careless model that requires a constantly growing population to sustain it."

Of course, America has its own problems with a carelessly-over-promising welfare state, but we'll eventually gin up the political will to deal with it!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"JessieLee and JakeySteve!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "FrankieLee and JudasPriest")

Well, JessieLee and JakeySteve,
They were the Best of FRiends!!
So when JessieLee cried out, "JUSTICE or SHAME!!"
Jakey hollered out...MUD's boy could sing!!
We sang, "DemRATS are ALL Fools!!"
Up then walk'd a PUNK called "Macker!!"
MUD said, "Gimme Slick, TerrieBoy!!
Yer loss shall be MUD's gain!!"

Well, MackerBoy, he sat right down
Drew his fingers to his chin,
Folks, with the bold eyes of Mudboy on him,
PUNK's head began to spin.
"Would ya please not stare at me like that," PUNK said,
"Mudboy, I know yer Right!!
Still, you know how RATS must sell their souls...
FReepers just won't let me hide."

Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D! and said,
"Let's FIGHT!! I'll Teach you FEAR!!
PUNK, you'd better hurry 'n TESTIFY...
Yes, you know Willie's SCUM,
'Cuz MUD knows you and Slick are QUEER!!"
"I'm gonna start my quittin' right now,
Just tell me Why You FReep!!"

Mudboy pointed down the road...
And said, "FerLiberty!!"
"FerLiberty?!!" said MackerPee,
Squeeealy voice like a girls in FRight!!
"That's Right," said Mudboy Slim, "FerLiberty...
Good FReepers call it 'PARADISE!!'"

"I won't give you Slick, Mudboy!!"
Said McAuliffe oh so Vile....
"All Right," said Mudboy Slim,
"We'll FReep ya 'til ya RESIGN!!"

Well, MackerPUNK, he kneeled right down...
Terry kissed MUD's hairy feet...
When just then a dude named Limbaugh...
Burst upon the scene,
Saying, "Are you Mudboy Slim, the FReeper,
Whose father captain'd ships?!
'Cuz if you are,
There's some jackass callin' you WHACKO!!
And they say his name is Slick."

"Woah, Rush...Slick ain't MUD's FRiend,"
Said Mudboy Slim that night,
"I do recall Slick very well,
Clinton, he shall feel MUD's Bite!!"
"Yes, yer the one," said El Rushbo,
Sitin' the the WhiteHouse,
"Well, my message is, 'Mudboy Let's ROLL!!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' LOUSE!!!"

Well, MackerPee, he panicked,
He stopped kissin' Slim and ran...
Until he came up to the spot
Where WillieSlick did stand.
"What kind of man is MUD?" PUNK said,
"Why won't MUD leave US ALONE?!"
"It's not yer House," said Mudboy Slim,
"It's not yer House...it's MUD's Home!!"

Well, WillieSlick, he trembled,
His bowels lost all control!!
Over all the crimes and chicks he'd RAPED...
Now, MUD's Justice was on a roll!!
Slick just stood there staring...
From the BigHouse where we put our SCUM!!
With four and twenty boyfriends...
Just buggerin' SlickWillie's bum. (BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!...sorry)

Yes, FReepers still care about our Liberty,
Gettin' JUSTICE, therefore WE FReep!!
And, foamin' at the mouth,
MUD began to make his midnight FReeps.
For sixteen nights and days MUD raved,
But on the seventeenth he burst...
Into the arms of Missuz MUD,
Which is where MUD quenched his thirst!!

(Mudboy HOOtin' on the Harp!!)

Lib'rals tried to save Ol' Slick...
But FReepers swatted them away like pests,
Except, of course, Slick's little Negro boy...
Who they called WillieJeff.
And he just walked along, alone,
With his guilt so well revealed,
And muttered underneath his breath,
"Mudboy Made Slick SQEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAL!!!!"

Well, the moral of the story,
The moral of this song,
Is simply that RATS should never be...
Given Power...Left IS Wrong!!
So when you see your neighbor carryin' somethin',
Help him with his load,
But Don't go mis-Votin' fer DemonRATS...
'Cuz they're all just Chi-Com HO's!!

FReegards...MUD

225 posted on 12/24/2002 11:35 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

Good job!! Did I ever mention that I once saw the Box Tops in concert?

[Mudboy Slim]

Naww, you never told me. Do they have other songs I might have heard of, or are they the typical "OneHitWonder"?!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...if we could ever get a few of these recorded, I'd LOVE to be a "OneHitWonder"...LOL!!

[sultan88]

They also recorded "The Letter".

"Give me a ticket for an aero-plane..."

[ForGod'sSake]

Of course, America has its own problems with a carelessly-over-promising welfare state, but we'll eventually gin up the political will to deal with it!!

I'm ashamed to say your optimism surpasses mine. My confidence in the American electorate continues to wane. I had a talk this evening with a couple of yellow dog Dims in an effort to enlighten. They absolutely do not want to hear hard evidence against the dark side nor the gospel according to FGS concerning the good guys. They are unashamedly nanny-staters. How does one combat hard core naivete? Frustrating my man.

FGS

[Mudboy Slim]

Sorry, I don't recall that one...reckon "Lies of a Traitor" was purty new wave way back when...MUD

BTW...trips on seven!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey, you snaked my triple seven...LOL!

"My confidence in the American electorate continues to wane."

Don't get me wrong, after electing Slick Willie twice and almost screwing up '00, too, I'm as cynical as the next dude. I just think that as long as we have the right and the willingness to protest the Status Quo, the Good Guys shall eventually triumph!!

"I had a talk this evening with a couple of yellow dog Dims in an effort to enlighten. They absolutely do not want to hear hard evidence against the dark side nor the gospel according to FGS concerning the good guys. They are unashamedly nanny-staters. How does one combat hard core naivete? Frustrating my man."

I know how to get at folks like that, my FRiend. Concentrate on devolving power from the Federal Leviathan, and back to the States, Localities, and Individuals. Tell 'em our Medicare is all ran by the States anyway, tell 'em we oughtta cut out the Middleman...cut out the Feds. Let's let States decide how to best spend their Medicare Block Grant. I'm serious, even a bunch of Lib'rals I know agree that government is best which is nearest the governed...who needs a Federal Nanny when we can have 50 State Nannies instead?! Thing is, some of those States are gonna be run better than others, and good folks will flee from the poorly-producing ones while converging upon the well-run ones.

LET THE DEBATE BEGIN!!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"Sorry, I don't recall that one..."

I am aghast!!!!!! You don't recall "The Letter" by The Box Tops????!!! It's played on the oldies station a hunnert times a day. It was only the best selling record of the year that year.

Young 'uns, Oy Vey!!