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Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"
The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 02/23/2004 7:41:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: 2004; bush; clinton; demonrats; gop; kerry
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To: Landru
"Did I enjoy this film? No, not really, but I'm glad I saw it. It's difficult to watch."

Hey, Headscratcher, I think the abovereferenced sentence epitomizes HG's reaction to the film. I've heard a lot of folks say they were inspired by the flick, but that doesn't seem to be her take. As I haven't seen it yet, I continue to be interested in other folks' impressions, and the movie does seem to be quite powerful, even if some folks didn't find it particularly enjoyable.

I will say that I expect the DVD/video sales to be an all-time record, and this version of history will be what most Christians see in their minds'eye when they imagine JC's last hours.

FReegards...MUD

741 posted on 03/15/2004 7:03:11 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Happygal
Thanks for your impressions of The Passion, Happygal. I think the movie was overall very scripturally accurate (with a few liberties taken here and there). Lots of imagery and symbolism woven throughout, especially those scenes with the "devil creature". I agree that it was not a movie to enjoy per se but a movie to absorb.

Where the Bible says "By His stripes were ye healed" and "This is my body which is broken for thee", we now have a better visual image of what that meant.
742 posted on 03/15/2004 7:17:18 AM PST by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")
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To: Mudboy Slim; Landru
Hey, Headscratcher, I think the abovereferenced sentence epitomizes HG's reaction to the film.

Well, I guess that phrase was a bit ambiguous. What I meant was I didn't enjoy two hours of non-stop violence. It's disturbing. It's even more disturbing when you realise that the person being flailed is the Son of God. I'm glad I saw the film though, for a number of reasons - to see what all the bruhaha was about for starters, but also to get a different take on the Crucifixtion, which - after 32 years as an Irish Roman Catholic - tends to become just another piece of religion 'taken for granted', and no longer shocking. (Does that make sense?)

I've heard a lot of folks say they were inspired by the flick, but that doesn't seem to be her take.

I don't know if I'd say I was inspired by this movie. But I wasn't unmoved, either. It is impossible to come away from this movie without feeling stirred in some way. Like I said earlier the depiction of Mary the Mother of God had the most profound effect on me.

As I haven't seen it yet, I continue to be interested in other folks' impressions, and the movie does seem to be quite powerful, even if some folks didn't find it particularly enjoyable.

I don't know if the word 'enjoyable' fits with this film, at all.

743 posted on 03/15/2004 7:28:11 AM PST by Happygal (Le gách dea ghuí)
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To: Happygal
"Schindler's List" wasn't very enjoyable, either, but I'm glad I saw it.

FReegards...MUD

744 posted on 03/15/2004 7:30:12 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Yup! You get where I'm coming from! :-)
745 posted on 03/15/2004 7:32:51 AM PST by Happygal (Le gách dea ghuí)
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To: Landru; Happygal; sultan88; jla; FBD
"Kerry Warned of 9/11 !!"

"Rewind to May 6, 2001. That night, a Boston TV station (Fox-25) aired reporter Deborah Sherman's story on an undercover investigation at Logan that Sullivan and another retired agent helped set up. In nine of 10 tries, a crew got knives and other weapons through security checkpoints - including the very ones the 9/11 hijackers would later exploit. The next day, Sullivan fired off a two-page letter to Kerry highlighting the systemic failures. "With the concept of jihad, do you think it would be difficult for a determined terrorist to get on a plane and destroy himself and all other passengers?" he warned. "Think what the result would be of a coordinated attack which took down several domestic flights on the same day. With our current screening, this is more than possible. It is almost likely." The toll from such an attack would be economic, as well as human, he predicted with chilling accuracy. Sullivan followed up by having the undercover videotape hand-delivered to Kerry's office. More than 11 weeks later, Kerry finally replied to his well-informed and anxious constituent. "I have forwarded your tape to the Department of Transportation's Office of Inspector General [DOT OIG]," he said in a brief July 24, 2001, letter, a copy of which I've obtained. Yet Sullivan had made it clear in his letter that going to his old agency was a dead end. He and other agents had complained about security lapses for years and got nowhere. "The DOT OIG has become an ineffective overseer of the FAA," he told Kerry. Sullivan suggested he show the tape to peers on committees with FAA oversight. He even volunteered to testify before them. But he never heard from Kerry again."

I'm not much fer the BlameGame here, but this does sorta cancel out Kerry's claims that Dubyuh shouldda done more to nip 9/11 in the bud.

FReegards...MUD

746 posted on 03/15/2004 7:35:49 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Happygal
"What has ye scratching your head dan?"

Can't explain it, or I [probably] would've.

"My review, the film...or is it fleas? *LOL* ;-)"

~oy!

"(...doubts she'll get away with that one)"

Aye, methinks she's *right*.

You're a tad too old to be put across my knee for a bout with my "Board of Education," lass.

...what fun it'd be trying, though. :o)

747 posted on 03/15/2004 7:58:47 AM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)
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To: conservativemusician; Landru; FBD; sultan88; jla; cherry_bomb88
Hey y'all, Drop ConservativeMusician (aka Mike) a Line if ya get the hankerin'...this CelebrityJudge has been AWOL fer quite awhile!! Seems like his reformed band is doing a lotta gigs, but I miss his musical insights on Black.

FReegards...MUD

748 posted on 03/15/2004 8:16:08 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Hey y'all, Drop ConservativeMusician (aka Mike) a Line if ya get the hankerin'...this CelebrityJudge has been AWOL fer quite awhile!! Seems like his reformed band is doing a lotta gigs, but I miss his musical insights on Black."

I've been wondering what was up with CM. Thanks for that link Mud.

749 posted on 03/15/2004 8:22:17 AM PST by FBD (...Please press 2 for English...for Espanol, please stay on the line...)
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To: FBD; conservativemusician
Yer welcome...

"Right's Battle Against Left's Whore'd!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "The Battle of Evermore")

The King of Lyin' smugly bows...
"Respect the EX-Prez," we're told...
"Protests shall cease...he'll be gone soon...
Just leave Ol' Slick alone!!"

Has the Right lost its mind?!
DETHRONE LEFT'S WHORE!!
Lib'rals kill with great delight...
The Right must fight this War...
Folks, throw down the gauntlet now...
Rest not 'til Slick's DETHRONED!!
Side-by-side, we'll FReep and fight...
Right shall win this Culture War!! Ohh-oh-ah-oahhhhh...

Hey...Dems gotta wonder...
How far protectin' Slick they'll go!
Ain't waitin' fer some Righteous Republicans...
To stand up and Re-Impeach Left's 'HO!!
The Wisdom of the Forefathers told...
"Preserve Equal Justice!!"
Imprison Slick 'cuz Law don't care...
'Tween naif or President...No nooooo!!
This Country is worth the fight...
Truth shall CONDEMN Left's Blight!!
Lib'rals enslave folks brown and black...
The Med'yuh feeds their dread...ohhhh...
Fear is the Lib'rals' Plight...
Publik-skewl-ignorantized!!!
This World is filled with Good and Bad...
How will our children know?!
Ohh...now...ohh-oh-ohhh...

Orwell, yer book wuz WRONG...
Bold FReepers taught me so...
Fine time fer an uprise...
RE-IMPEACH THE CHI-COM 'HO!!
The Pain of War cannot exceed...
Waco's burnt stench of Death!!
Our drums shall shake Slick's HarlemHalls...
Our guitars shall steal Slick's breath!!
Fight on...sing fer our Nation...Fight on...
VOTE RIGHT...the Left shall fall!!
No need for Fear...we'll set things Right...
Our Might'll transform the World!!
Dance with the FReepin' Right...
Sing 'til the mornin' lights!!
History looms...be Strong and Bold...
We'll bring True Justice back!!
Bring it back...

At last, Reagan'll be smilin'...
At Guv'ment small and nice.
We have caged The Butcher of Christians...
Sic Semper Tyrannis!!!!
Ahhh...ee-eye-ohhhh...ahhh-ah-ahh...

Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...INDICT Slick...bring it back...then CONVICT...

Oh now...oh now...oh now...YES, NOW...oh now...oh now...oh now...
Bring it back...RE-IMPEACH...bring it back...then CONVICT...bring it back...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW ooh...
Ooh now...ooh now...YES, NOW SING IT!!
Sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it...sing it........

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 09/01/2000 08:44:48 PDT by Mudboy Slim (The Anti-Clinton!!)
750 posted on 03/15/2004 8:26:13 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mia T; MeekOneGOP; Pippin; lodwick; KLT; dirtboy; Taxman; Diva Betsy Ross; MoJo2001
"When Right Takes Jean Down!!"
(To be sung to U2 and B.B. King's "When Love Comes To Town")

The King of the Blues...MudBoySlim!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!

Jean was a Traitor...Vile Threat to the FRee!!
Lib'rals Give Kerry Raves...Right's Gonna Make Sheeple SEE!!
RightWing's fer Fighters...Put a Hurtin' on the Left!!
Next we'll stand and sing all the things Right's said.

When Rush comes to town,
We're Gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Bush comes to town,
Right's Gonna Save the Day!!
FReepers, Left is Wrong, they'll always let you down,
And Slick Killed Twenty Kids when he Burned Waco Down!!

(TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...)

RATS call it "Love" when they enslave black kids...
Left keeps making promises that their DOLTS soon forget.
Juanita, she was RAPED...'cuz she trusted DemRATS!!
Then Slick left her crying said, "Put Ice on it, ma'am!!"

Ran into a juke joint...we shall make Jean Kerry SQUEEEEEAL!!
The Voters shall learn the Truth...War Crim'nals can't feel!!
As MUD's music played, Right helped Country turn around...
Right'll Save The Day once Ol' Rush comes to town!!

When Rush comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Bush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
FReepers, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(Mudboy on harmonica.....squeelin'it!!!)

When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Bush comes to town,
We'll Kick A$$ then take names!!
FReepers, Right was wrong to ever let you down,
But they did what they did before MUD FReeped RATS' clowns!!

(Conservativemusician kickin' it on lead guitar!!)

I was there when Left crucified my Lord...
We'll sing 'gainst Kerry while Good FReepers Teach the World!!
Right can't be nice as we Kill RATS' Pride...
But we'll see Truth conquer the RATS' BigLies!!

When Rush comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Bush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(second solo by the BigMan)

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.........."

Mudboy Slim

389 posted on 12/31/2002 4:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

Updated today...MUD
751 posted on 03/15/2004 8:40:33 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
WHOO! HOO!

WTG (((MUDDY)))!

752 posted on 03/15/2004 8:42:38 AM PST by Pippin (Why is Jean Kerry wanting to be president of a country he despises?)
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To: Pippin
Howdy ma'am...good to see ya!!

{{{{Pippin}}}}

FReegards...MUD

753 posted on 03/15/2004 8:44:33 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Did you see my rant yesterday I think I pinged you to it.

But I was really giving Jean Kerry the business!

What a MAROON! HEE! HEE!

How are you doing?

754 posted on 03/15/2004 8:47:32 AM PST by Pippin (Why is Jean Kerry wanting to be president of a country he despises?)
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To: Pippin
I'm doing fine...Kerry deserves to get ranted upon, he is a MAROOOOOON...LOL!!

I think the RATS are gonna look back in a few months and ask themselves,
"What Were WE Thinking When We Nominated Hanoi Jean F'in Kerry?!"

FReegards...MUD

755 posted on 03/15/2004 8:51:07 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
LOL!

Here's one!

Kerry to the DEMS "You are my PARTY and I'll fry you if I want to!"

756 posted on 03/15/2004 9:01:28 AM PST by Pippin (Why is Jean Kerry wanting to be president of a country he despises?)
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To: Registered; Landru; sultan88; jla; FBD; BOBTHENAILER; Happygal; goldilucky; dead
"Official Portrait of New Prime Minister of Spain!!"

Muy perfecto...MUD

757 posted on 03/15/2004 10:06:03 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: presidio9; PhiKapMom; AuntB; mommadooo3; stand watie; blackie; Taxman; Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"The Spanish Apology"

"The results of Sunday's election in Spain, in which the pro-American Popular party was voted out of office in an upset by a Socialist party profoundly at odds with American policy in Iraq and elsewhere, doesn't leave much room for interpretation. Economics wasn't the issue. Job creation and education weren't topics of widespread debate. The war in Iraq, which the conservative Aznar government strongly supported, despite the overwhelming opposition of most Spaniards, had largely evaporated as a factor in the polls before the voting. Not even the horrible terror attacks of Thursday did much to change voters' minds.

The thing that made the difference to Spanish voters was the growing apprehension that al Qaeda was responsible for the attacks. In the first few hours after the atrocity, homegrown ETA terrorists were blamed by the government for the attacks. If true, this would have strengthened the government's strong antiterrorist position. But subsequent evidence of possible al Qaeda involvement — evidence mostly unverified and still under investigation — was used by the Socialists in noisy street demonstrations supported by Spain's left-wing press as proof that al Qaeda was targeting Spain because of its support of the U.S. in Iraq and that the government had lied in claiming the ETA was the culprit, despite the fact that potential Arab involvement had been discovered by the outgoing government. BBC reports from Madrid cast the election as a referendum not just on the war, but on whether or not Spanish voters were willing to face the consequences of joining the war on terrorism.

They were not. Spanish voters went to the polls to apologize for their government's actions. There was no other issue on the ballot. The results bode ill for America's antiterrorism campaign. As the Daily Telegraph reports today, the new Spanish prime minister has signaled his desire to move away from the U.S.; withdrawing troops from the Coalition in Iraq was one of the Socialists' main campaign promises, and indeed, it was one of the first acts announced by the new government. By the time you have lunch today, reports the BBC with some satisfaction, Spanish troops will be packing their bags to go home.

But the reaction in the left-wing European press is predictable. The Guardian had already sounded the note the night before the elections in an editorial that reflected the Spanish mood accurately: "We need to take the fight against terror out of America's hands. We need to get beyond the them and us, the good guys and the bad guys, and seek a genuinely collective response. Europe should seize the moment that America failed to grasp." As Spain's left-wing El Pais celebrated the Socialists' "unprecedented" victory, in Libération, the defeat was seen as the price of Aznar's "lies" about al Qaeda culpability. Suddeutsche Zeitung told readers that Aznar was being punished for supporting America's antiterrorism policies in Iraq and elsewhere. In the Independent, Robert Fisk reminded his readers that "The West was warned." He's not referring to September 11, of course.

The ultimate wisdom of allowing al Qaeda terrorism to determine national elections is still to be seen. But as the Socialists in Spain get "beyond the them and us, the good guys and the bad guys," and attempt to find the common ground they have with whomever killed 200 innocent citizens and wounded 1,400 others, that country's apology for supporting the war on terrorism will be heard with appreciation by al Qaeda — and ETA, the IRA, Hamas, and every other terrorist organization in the world."

Spain can afford to Surrender to Terrorism...as the World's Lone SuperPower, America does not have that luxury!!

FReegards...MUD

758 posted on 03/15/2004 10:35:10 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Happygal; goldilucky; cherry_bomb88; Victoria Delsoul; Ms. AntiFeminazi; Alamo-Girl; tgslTakoma
"Lies of a Traitor"
(To be sung to the Box Tops' "Cry Like a Baby")

When I think about the TREASON by Kerry...
Jean's lies're outrageous!!
Left-Wing Medyuh is drivin' me crazy...
My ire's contagious!!
Well, Slick knows now that interns ain't playthings...
But Jean Kerry's got DemLib'rals on their knees!!

As I look back on Reagan's Legacy...
Our Country, Dutch saved it!!
He won the Cold War...a War 'gainst Eeee-vil...
That's why Lib'rals hate him!!
RATS think that Truth is just rel'tive...
Lyin' Boyz, Left's just puppets fer Beijing!!!

Today, we'll take on DeeCee...
DemLibs just cheat and lie!!
Ol' Jean'll just fall at Dubyuh's feet...
And then RATS'll begin to cry...

Well, when I think about the whuppin' we'll give Kerry...
He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]
Livin' in Prison will drive Ol' Slick crazy...
He'll cry like a baby!! [Cry like a baby...*]

Jean Kerry knows that we're onto his "Sting"...
Jean's fightin' fer Beijing!! [Just like a li'l Commie traitor!*]
Folks, when Slick looks back from his prison cell, wow...
Jean lies like a Traitor!! [Just like a li'l Leftist TRAITOR!*]
Everyone needs to help us FReep...
Speak TRUTH to the Traitor!! [Jean's a Sosh'list Agent!*]
Let Jean feel the Power of FReep...
Jean'll cry like a baby!! [Kerry's a Traitor!!*]

[*FReeperGal Chorus]

Updated 3/15/04...MUD
759 posted on 03/15/2004 11:06:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Thank you so much for the lyrics! Hugs!
760 posted on 03/15/2004 11:10:37 AM PST by Alamo-Girl
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