Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I am voting straight ticket GOP, btw."

Which I believe is a totally respectable--and defensible-- position to take, considering the National Security issues at stake in this election. My point in addressing that thread is that a lot of folks are now considering abandoning Bush in November, but they are still reach-able, if Dubyuh and his supporters reach out to them. We can accomplish a lot more by being persuasive and not simply castigating those who have problems with Bush's performance on this issue or that.

I know you are fair-minded and a conservative's conservative, so please forgive me if it looked like I was chastising you personally.

FReegards...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

;^) ;^) ;^)

[Mudboy Slim]

Heh heh heh...shouldda figgered you'd appreciate being branded a "conservative's conservative"!!

FReegards...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

Yeah, Mud ! Thanks ...

[Mudboy Slim]

"Marchin' on DeeCee!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Racin' in the Streets")

I got a worn-out ol' computer with a 486...
Fax machine and patriotism galore.
Left's threatnin' our Rights with all their Guv'ment rot...
Clinton's a Chinese Communist Whore!
Me and my FReeper buddies gonna fight to the last...
Gonna kick Ol' Slick right outta town.
'Cuz Bill took Chinese money, helped our Nukes get snatched...
We'll Re-Impeach, then we'll CONVICT that clown!!

Tonight, we fight Slick's White House Blight...
We're gonna knock that Traitor out with our FReeps!!
Autumn's here and the time is right...
For marchin' on DeeCee!!

We decry corruption when we see'it...
We expose Tyranny by the State.
When Limbaugh shuts down, we hit JimRob's Forum...
We're all funded by Dick Mellon-Scaife.
Now some folks, they just give up caring...
And start givin' up their Liberties, piece by piece.
Some folks come home from work and wash up...
Then go hit the Web to FReep!!

Tonight, we fight Left's Treas'nous Blight...
We're gonna stomp those Lib'rals beneath our feet!
Autumn's here and the Time's Just Right...
We're gonna bring down DemElites!!

(Keyboard/Percussion)

We met him and his "schtick" ten years ago...
Sixties' Lib'ral with "an eye for the babes."
With far-Left Media at his back....
Slick told the World he's here to stay!
But now there's Treason, Rape, and Chinese spies...
So many lies...Oh no, it just ain't Right!
This Country's drones, they need a spark...
Need more Mudboys singin', "It's worth the fight!"

Slick spunked on the floor of our great White House...
But folks said, "Wait, 'cuz Wall Street's soarin'!"
They stare off all numb, afraid to fight...
Trustin' LIES of folks who slaughter the Unborn.
For all you mind-numbed robots and Network "hotshots"...
Ignorin' crimes to beat the Band.
This time the Sheeple and me, we're gonna take back DeeCee...
And purge this filth from our Land!

Tonight, we fight the righteous fight...
Out of our way, RINOS, you best keep!
'Cuz Autumn's here and the mood's just Right...
For FReepin' on DeeCee!

(Keyboard/Percussion to fade)

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/03/2000 10:07:19 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.HARDER!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Is NBC Conspiring to Hide Kerry's Past?!" [Hugh Hewitt]

"While the press has been in a frenzy to possess George W. Bush's dental records from the period of his Air National Guard days, the very interesting years in Kerry's life following his return from Vietnam have been allowed to remain obscure. There is plenty of interest in these years, and many questions for Kerry to answer. Take the Alcatraz incident, for example. If another "occupation" occurred on his watch as president, what would John Kerry do? Did he approve of Nixon's actions in June 1971? Etc., etc., etc. But don't hold your breath waiting for a Judy Woodruff or similar softball pitcher to ask Kerry any uncomfortable questions. Too many of the television heavies (Chris Matthews, Rather) don't want the anti-war days brought up for a whole bunch of reasons. The biggest reason: Most of the big names in the media of today threw in with the anti-war crowd of the late '60s and early '70s – either as participant or reporter – and the devastation that followed in the wake of the American withdrawal from southeast Asia is an inconvenient obstacle to the illusions of the media as to their own morality. Don't expect Uncle Walter, for example, to ever speculate on his contribution to the chain of events that led to the collapse of South Vietnam and the savaging of Cambodia. This unwillingness to confront the consequences of individual action underlies most of the collective American attitude toward the anti-war movement. When America cut and ran in Vietnam, a very predictable holocaust followed – a real holocaust, not a rhetorical one. Did the anti-war movement hope for such a thing? Of course not. But ought Fonda, Hayden, the SDS, the marchers in the Mobilization Against the War, the VVAW – and its superstar witness, John Kerry – and hundreds of thousand of others in "the movement" to have seen it coming? Of course they should have. And they ought to have admitted error and professed grief long ago, but they haven't. Well, a very, very few have. Joan Baez has at least confronted the agony of the region that America abandoned. John Kerry never has. Before he becomes president or even gets close, he needs to sit down with a serious journalist – not an enabler like so many in D.C. with ties to the anti-war left of that era – and address his actions from the years that media seems to have forgot."

FReegards...MUD

[JohnHuang2]

Buenas tarde, amigo!

[Mudboy Slim]

Es muy bueno aqui, tambien, mi hermano...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right is Gonna Swarm"
(To be sung to the Doors' "Riders on the Storm")

Riders on the Storm...Right-Wing's gotta Swarm...
Trash McAuliffe with scorn...Ol' Slick has been forewarned...
Slick's a dawg without a soul, that Traitor'll be dethroned...
Right is gonna Swarm...
Slick's "The Killer of Waco"...Butch Reno's nuthin' but his 'HO'...
Heed not what the Med'yuh say...Truth'll win the day!
If we let this Tyrant slide, our Freedom it will die...
Will ya help me, folks?!...yeaaahhhh...

(Kewl Guitar Jammin')

Folks, we gotta fight Clinton...folks, we gotta take Slick down...
Heed my merry band...make Left understand...
The World on you depends...fer Slick to meet his end...
Gotta fight Clinton...yeaaahhhh...

(Keyboard/Guitar Jammin')

Right is gonna Swarm...the Vile should be forewarned...
It's our White House Slick's scorned...in Jail, Slick will be thrown...
Just a Rapist and his drones, the Lib'rals sold their souls...
Right is gonna swarm...

Right-Wing's gonna swarm...Right-Wing's gonna swarm...
MUD's views will be the norm...Sheeple'll know Slick's harm...

100 Posted on 09/29/2000 08:51:04 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[JohnHuang2]

Me alegro, hermano.

[Mudboy Slim]

"An Open Letter to the Maha Rushie: "Enviro-Whackos To Blame for Anthrax Terrorism!!"

[Mudboy Slim]

Whazzup, sw?!

"Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!"
(To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")

We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing...
Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!!
'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing...
Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!!
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"

Now, Dubyuh and the RINOs, why you wanna treat US this way?!
Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATS can't feel our pain!!
Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!!
Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!"
Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"

(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)

C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!!

Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in...
Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!!
Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!"
We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!"
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!!
Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"

(CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp)

Hell, yeah...MUD

695 posted on 12/23/2003

[Mudboy Slim]

"MAJOR Anti-Kerry Ad! Kerry Accuses Vets of War Crimes (has THE actual Audio)"

Awesome FReeper Ad...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"MAJOR Anti-Kerry Ad! Kerry Accuses Vets of War Crimes (has THE actual Audio)"

Awesome FReeper Ad...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Michael Reagan's "Conservatives Contemplate Electoral Hari-Kari!!"

Interesting thread, imho...MUD

[sultan88]

RTM, Tuesday, March 9 at Sine's at 1130. So far we have: ice, Mud, Flora, AdSimp, jla and the sultan. Corin is a maybe. Who else?

[Mudboy Slim]

"Who else?"

Hey xyz, you gonna be able to join us?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"CNN - 5.6% Unemployment is 'low' (1996), 5.6% Unemlpoyment is high (Today)"

"July 5, 1996 Web posted at: 5:50 p.m. EDT WASHINGTON (CNN) -- Economists didn't expect June's unemployment rate to be much different from May's, which was an already-low 5.6 percent. But in fact, it did fall -- to 5.3 percent. The unemployment rate hasn't been that low since June 1990."

Excellent find, Phisher...today, unemployment's at 5.6% and the Chicken Littles at CNN are acting as if the sky is fallin'!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! OUR Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
EX-Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST RE-IMPEACH HIM!!
And indict Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, they know, Right'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL DE-FAME LEFT NOW...THEN, IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, Kick Some A$$!!
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

Mudboy Slim and the RightWingExtremists

[Nick The Freeper]

I don't think I'll be able to make it this time, unfortunately. I'm taking a couple days off next week and I'll have some catching up to do when I get back in the office. If anything changes I'll let you know, but please keep ping me for future RTMs.