Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

"...never underestimate the value of an old coot!. They come in handy!"

Well, thank you, dear!!

The Sultan (older than Landru!!)

521 posted on 03/07/2004 1:49:52 PM PST by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")

To: international american

522 posted on 03/07/2004 1:54:03 PM PST by Conspiracy Guy (The word "Tagline" needs to be added to Free Republic's Spell Check.)

Bet I get better mileage than you.

It's got an 8 gallon tank (diesel) that will run for about 8 hrs before needing to be refueled. With REAL tractors fuel useage is measured by the hour, not by the mile. :~)

What'd you use before the New Holland?

I used to use an old Soviet built 27HP Belarus 250AS tractor, but the clutch died with only 425 hrs on the clock. Cant get it economically repaired (more than the tractor is worth), so I retired it. I can't give it away, so it's a lawn ornament now. I didn't pay anything for it, it came with the property.

I'll bet, & a "Captain Kirk" chair to boot.
Wouldn't surprise me to hear it's got a "Sleeper," too. {g}

...that's an expensive piece of machinery ya got there.

Nah, no sleeper. And Captain Kirk can keep his chair.

Didn't cost any more than my wifes new car. LOL!

523 posted on 03/07/2004 3:50:42 PM PST by P8riot (A friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a body.)

MurryMom is BACK...whazzup, ma'am?!

"It wouldn't surprise me to see Kerry swamp the Bushies in several other southern states as well including LA, AR, KY, TN, NC, and SC."

Do you really believe an EffeteElite Lib'ral DukakisKlone is gonna carry much weight in the South? I'll take that bet in a heartbeat.

FReegards...MUD

524 posted on 03/07/2004 4:53:14 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"...finding a long-term fix to the state's budget problems is a top concern for the credit rating agency. Kurtter said Moody's is not going to wait indefinitely before deciding whether to downgrade the state's AAA bond rating. "We are looking for what the final solution is," he said. "If the decision of the commonwealth is not to raise taxes, then fine; just don't continue to spend more than you raise."

The ravenous big-spenders in the State legislature will ALWAYS spend every cent they bleed from the taxpayers, so the key is to refuse to let them take more!! Virginia's climate fer attracting business is bolstered by our reputation as a low-tax state, and the Warner/RINOSenate scheme to take in even more revenue must be stopped!!

FReegards...MUD

525 posted on 03/07/2004 5:00:25 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"Remember that most voters in the South are Democrats..."

You may want to review past elections and which candidate the states of the South went to.
And I'd have to say that your assertion of more democrats in the South is without a doubt, wrong.

But, regardless of that, hope your weekend went well in Murrysville, which I hear is strikingly similar to Petrograd circa 1918. :^)

526 posted on 03/07/2004 7:13:29 PM PST by jla

"When do Conservatives get our turn?! Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!! GOP's somewhere I wanna belong... I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!"

EXCELLENT FReep of the Doug Stone tune!!

527 posted on 03/07/2004 7:21:35 PM PST by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")

Thank you, my FRiend...sorta like "Right's Been Forgotten", but not quite as cynical. I really do have hope that Dubyuh can realize that he's close to permanently alienating the Fiscal Conservatives within the GOP, and changes course accordingly. I was talking with my youngest brother yesterday, and while he's a rock-solid conservative, even he's wondering what's up with the GOP's outta control spending. He hasn't been watching this as long as I have, so I don't think he really understands everything that went into winning Congress and the Presidency simultaneously, but even he's disappointed by what seems like the lack of difference in the parties when it comes to controlling the growth of the Federal Leviathan.

If he's noticing and I'm noticing and yer noticing, I think a lotta voters are noticing, which could explain why Dubyuh's doing so lackluster in the polls despite being paired against a total LOSER in Kerry. There's still time to right the ship, but we need to start seeing it soon or it's gonna look like election year BS!!

FReegards...MUD

528 posted on 03/07/2004 8:17:29 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"I sorta got carried away in posts 478, 479, and 480."

Dang right you did!!

LOL...MUD

529 posted on 03/07/2004 8:19:45 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"Federal Pen"
(To be sung to "Mercedes Benz" by Janis Joplin)

Ashcroft, won't you put Slick in a Fed-er-al Pen?!
Fer Rapin' this Nation...and killin' his friends.
We're scarred by Slick's Vile Crimes...to Hell with Left's spin.
So, Justice, won't you put Slick in a Fed-er-al Pen?!

Oh George, please INDICT Slick fer his TYR-AN-NY!!
Chi-Com's blood dollars bought out our Security...
Can't wait fer Indictments of Slick and Hell'ry.
So George, won't you INDICT Slick fer his Treasonin'?!

Ashcroft, please INDICT Slick fer killin' Ron Brown!!
We're countin' on you, John...please don't let us down!
Prove that you love Truth...and bring Left's Scum down!
Please George, we want Justice fer poor ol' Ron Brown!

EVERYBODY NOW...
(FReeperGal Chorus jumps in)
Justice, put Left's Rapist in a Fed-er-al Pen.
Osama bil Clinton's Vile Reign we must end!!
Slick's scarred this whole Nation, Justice's the Right's FRiend...
Good Lord, help put Clinton in a Fed-er-al Pen!!

170 posted on 1/3/02 7:56 AM Eastern by sultan88

With an assist from...MUD

530 posted on 03/07/2004 8:25:30 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

"HERE IS THE ENEMY!! (They've posted their names)"

If you support A.N.S.W.E.R., you are PRO-Communism and anti-American!! And what a motley crew it is!!

MUD

531 posted on 03/07/2004 8:33:19 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

From the John Kerry Website...TahRAYzuh's a nasty beee-ahhtch!!

The "Mother" of All House Parties

The East Bay for Kerry/MoveOn House party on December 7th combined the forces of two grass-roots organizations based in San Francisco East Bay Area. We had 200 guests eating, drinking, and watching the MoveOn Documentary “Uncovered” featuring Joseph Wilson and Rand Beers from the Kerry campaign.

When Teresa Heinz-Kerry arrived, she handed me a pin that read in the center: “Asses of Evil” with “Bush”, “Cheney”, “Rumsfeld” and “Ashcroft” surrounding it. She met, greeted and talked to a jam-packed room of Kerry supporters and others who came for the MoveOn documentary. Many were curious, others undecided, or belonging to other candidate camps.

Teresa talked about her life as the daughter of a physician in Africa, about life during a repressive regime, to life inside Washington DC, and a brief intimate glimpse into her courtship with John. She told a rapt crowd about how they met and their first date, and that he did not call again for six months, adding, “He was slow on the uptake”. Just as she was about to add more to the story, the phone rang. It was the Senator.

The synchronicity of this call was not lost on the crowd. We all laughed. John then spoke about the Medicare Bill recently signed by the president that effectively forces people into expensive HMO plans and prevents Medicare from using its formidable consumer base to drive the bulk purchase of expensive prescription drugs down. He also spoke about the recent Bush Thanksgiving visit to our military in Iraq, carrying a platter laden down with a fake turkey, smiling for a photo op.

People were hungry for the food we had prepared, but more so, hungry for John’s message of hope. After the call, Teresa took questions from the crowd. One of the questions was about grass-roots organizing, and the effect it had on the current presidential campaigns. Teresa responded that grass-roots has to happen at EVERY level, from the Internet, to canvassing and meeting people, to letter writing and phone calling. She reminded us that this was the way to connect with others and to get the message out.

A PBS producer working on a documentary on MoveOn interviewed Teresa. He asked, “Just as radio was for Roosevelt, and television was for Kennedy, the Internet has been defined as the new political grass-roots organizing tool for this era. What is your reaction to that?”

Teresa said, “The Internet is a great grass-roots organizing and political tool; but it is still an adjunct.” The producer asked her to clarify. Teresa responded, “Until EVERYONE has access to a computer and knows how to access the Internet, it will still be an adjunct political grassroots organizing tool”.

It was hard for Teresa to stay on schedule. The lovely voice of opera singer, Susan Gundunas was on hand to sing a few tunes, and that kept Teresa with us a while longer than expected. Before saying goodbye, she took with her some “Condoleezza Rice Crispies Bars” and “No Child Left Behind Chocolate Chip Cookies”, sold to generate donations to the cause. She left with a lilt to her step, a warm smile, and some new converts, some of whom were uncommitted and undecided, and some who were definitely committed, but came over to our camp. Because of her.

She gave us a bit of what she does best, connecting us as a community with her heart, compassion, and willingness to fight throughout all her life for the good of all of us. As her husband, John Kerry has throughout his life. Teresa completed the picture many people had unfinished about John Kerry. Now they know they have a “Real Deal”. From baking cookies, gathering food donations, staying up late cooking chicken wings, putting up artwork, and decorating that beautiful rambling modern home in the Oakland Hills, we at East Bay for Kerry did our job because we believe grass roots efforts include all of these finer, human details. We brought in more than 80 people to John’s birthday party the next night, bringing the room to capacity at 350 the following night

Thanks to Teresa, we kept the party going on, and she helped us here at East Bay for Kerry, throw the Mother of All House Parties.

Fe Bongolan - December 11, 2003
East Bay for Kerry - Berkeley, CA

532 posted on 03/07/2004 8:40:44 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

To: EdZep; Dukie; t-shirt; AAPATRIOT; pokerboy; Darth Sidious; TheBabe; LiberteeBell; KLT

"Justa Criminal"
(To be sung to "U2's 'SO cruel'")

Slick crossed the line...Greed pushed him over!!
Justice don't matter to you...it matters to me!!
Nation's adrift...but Right's voting!!
MUD's only singin' songs...to force Leftist's down...FReedom!!

[To Slick Willie hisse'f]
Country's been fearin' you...You sold our Security!!
Folks gave you everything you ever wanted...Death really what you wanted?!!
Women who love you, you hurt the most...
You've got no soul, yer just a ghost!!
The Left loves you...but yer TREASON is Left's Despair!!
Willie...yer nowhere!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...yer a Criminal!!

Lib'ralism is a tender trap...Destroys Hope every time!!
Left's Poverty Pimps...enslave DemWimps...Left's Vic-tim-ized!!!
Slick's time in Jail will inevitably come...Bill's cellmates're achin' fer his love!!
Hell'ry'll make Slick beg her fer her stuff...Bill may need her icy hug!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Slick thinks, fer him, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Willie...Yer Despicable!!

Slick spit his love on that Huge Blue Dress...
While Slick's pud-whackin'...bin Laden schemed many deaths!!
Left's SCUM!! Folks, we need a shower...
SCUM...Libs're Whores fer Power!!

Aaaahhh-Haaahhhhh!!

[To SlixMYbi+c#, personally, again]
Slick, you must know, you must fear my desires...
Danger's the drug that takes you higher!!
Head of heaven, fingers...in the mire
Yer heart is racing...you can't keep up
The Right is FReepin' fer Justice!!
Between the horses of love and lust...
You'll be trampled...underfoot!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...you think, fer you, there are no rules...
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Med'yuh...Leftist Tools!!

Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...To "Just Move On" we'd be damned fools!!
Waaah-aah-aah-Hoo-Waaahhh...Clinton's...Justa Criminal!!

Mudboy Slim (18 October 1999)

533 posted on 03/07/2004 9:09:55 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)

To: international american

"I am 364 days younger than you(sounds better that way)"

Yes it does sound better.
I like the spin, shows a real blend of both creativity *&* chutzpah. :o)
(Y'know the GOP's looking for -- & needs -- people with your kind of talent.)

"A fellow Aries with a brain...how bout that."

HA!!
Did you know back in the "age of innocence" of the 50s, Hollywierd even made a B&W sci-fi thriller about me?
Yup, they sure did.
Was called, "The Brain From Planet Aries" starring John Agar...errrr or was it, "Planet Arous"???

Aw hell, Tim.

...it's Aries now. :o)

534 posted on 03/08/2004 6:13:40 AM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)

"Never heard of him...and he's definitely not kin."

HA!!

Not even "The crazy uncle in the attic"?

...I dunno 'bout'chu, boy. :o)

535 posted on 03/08/2004 6:16:05 AM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)

To: sultan88; international american; Happygal

"Sorry for my bad language, I sorta got carried away in posts 478, 479, and 480."

Sorry?
I loved it, but then again I'm so *bohemian*.

"Some famous birthdays this month, eh?"

Damnned right there are, and international american, HappyGal, & *me* come to mind right off the top of my head first, too.

"And do I recall that our beautiful Happygal celebrates hers on the 16th."

Yup, & all the Emerald Isle have especially happy faces on that day.

"AND she is MUCH younger than you two old coots!!"

Ummmm, 'scuse me my friend.
Hate to be a *prig*, here; however, coming from your perspective I'd say a couple adjustments to your verbs & nouns are called for; if, everything's to be *kosher*?

...starting with, "...you two young coots," eh?

536 posted on 03/08/2004 6:26:34 AM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)

"BTW, never underestimate the value of an old coot!. They come in handy! ;-)"

*Wink* myass, do you really think your beautiful smile's gonna let'chu get away with that statement?

Yes?
Oh, I thought so. {g}

...hope all's well, Angel. ;^)

537 posted on 03/08/2004 6:31:27 AM PST by Landru (Indulgences: 2 for a buck.)

To: Mudboy Slim; iceskater; AdSimp; jla; Flora McDonald; xyz123; P8riot; Corin Stormhands

Nine for lunch at TheRedTable tomorrow? Did I omit anyone? I realize that xyz123 and Corin are not 100% definite.

Meet outside the Irish eatery as close to 11:30 as possible.

538 posted on 03/08/2004 6:49:55 AM PST by sultan88 ("I went down Virginia, seeking shelter from the storm...")

Sounds right to me.
Looking forward to it!
See you tomorrow.

539 posted on 03/08/2004 6:58:18 AM PST by iceskater (No nation or state ever taxed itself into prosperity.)

I like young coot better:)

540 posted on 03/08/2004 7:01:55 AM PST by international american (Tagline!!)

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