Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[sultan88]

"(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Oxford Town")"

Hey, I don't believe I ever told you about the irony behind the original "Oxford Town" song. Yankhater and Reagan79 were there for 4 1/2 years and got the whole poop.

[sultan88]

Correction. Reagan79 graduated after 4 years. Yankhater stayed on an extra semester at Pop's expense so he could watch Eli Manning play one more season.

[sultan88]

"...and they sell shirts at Sin é..."

Yes, I will have one of those....and say jla, how do you get that thingy over the e???

[Landru]

"Dang right, it was interesting!"
~snip~
"Dang right, I am!"

Sultaaaaaaaaaan?
Sultan, izzat you?

Feelin' your oates, eh?
Kinda *fiesty*.

Must be the full moon.

...it's gotta be the moon. :o)

[Conspiracy Guy]

It's from Zappa's movie, "200 Motels" I think is the name.

CG

[Conspiracy Guy]

Or Yellow Snow?

Chorus

"Don't believe the liberal ho,
And don't act like a big A-hole."

CG

[international american]

Very good!!

[jla]

and say jla, how do you get that thingy over the e???

look here, or you can change your Keyboard Properties to another language.

[jla]

...and don't worry. If the Mudboy puts on the "I forgot my wallet" routine again, I'll take care of your tab so you won't be stuck washing dishes.
(I've noticed that he hasn't been back since finding out he may have to spring for an entree...and a shirt)

[international american]

sounds appetizing:)

[international american]

Are you gonna be 50 this month?

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Times has her obit prepared, polished and ready to go, ;)"

Bet'cha the NooYawkSlimes' rendition is a glowing account of Her Heinousness's alleged greatness and excludes all mention of her criminality...reckon it's a good thing that I NEVER read the Slimes!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Are you gonna be 50 this month?"

Naww...Bluebeard just keeps turnin' 49 over and over and over again...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...he may have to spring for an entree...and a shirt"

SHEEESH...now I'm clothing the Sultan, too?! I wouldn't count on THAT, my FRiend.

FReegards...MUD

[international american]

Not a bad idea! I turn 50 on the 23rd:)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Party That Knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!"
(To be sung to Doug Stone's "A Jukebox With A Country Song!!")

After five good years together...
Fightin' fer what is Right,
We disagreed 'bout Dubyuh...
'Cuz spending's outta sight!!
It's that ol' familiar fight, folks...
Fed'ral spendin' must come down!!
We must fight now fer less Guv'ment...
Devolve Power outta DeeCee town!!

Well, I voted once fer Dubyuh...
And FReeper songs I sang!!
But I'm startin' to feel like a fool...
'Cuz spendin's growin' again!!
So when it's time to vote next Autumn...
My support it shan't come cheap...
Bush's fooled me once, feel like such a dunce, I swear,
Need a spendin' FREEZE!!
(And I said)

chorus:
When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!!
It's Big Guv'ment I abhor!!
Were yer promises just big lies?!
How come we didn't CONVICT RATS' spies?!
When do Conservatives get our turn?!
Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!!
GOP's somewhere that I don't belong...
I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!

Well, I voted 'gainst Jawn Wahnah...
'Cuz that RINO makes Libs proud!!
But I expect more from Dubyuh...
He'll last eight years, I've no doubt!!
But we gotta put on spendin' brakes...
And fight against Left's slime!!
So before you tell Ol' Mud to leave,
Cut spendin' fer all-time!!

(repeat chorus)
When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!!
It's Big Guv'ment that I abhor!!
Were yer promises just big lies?!
How come we didn't CONVICT RATS' spies?!
When do Conservatives get our turn?!
Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!!
GOP's somewhere I wanna belong...
I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!

...sure, folks, I wanna belong...
Wanna Party that knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Congratulations...I just turned 40 last June 9th...MUD

[international american]

Thanks

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right Shall Rise Again!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "So. Central Rain")

Clinton's gonna fall!! Dem Leftists try to stall...
Their Lib'ral mis-directions...are driving RATS insane!!
Our Will shan't bend!! Slick Willie washed away...
The Evil of the Lib'rals...has forced Mudboy to sing.

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Right's always...

Justice is our Right...Third Party calls...the RINOs frown...
The wise man wrote his words upon the rocks...
But MUD's not bound to follow suit!!
The Left shall bend...Slick's ConDamnation's Nigh!!
If Slick's Treas'nous Crimes YOU Condone...yer choice isn't mine!!

Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...

Med'yuh never called!! MUD waited for Left's calls...
Left's lies and mis-directions are driving US away!!
Then Limbaugh sang...Left's Brain-washin' washed away...
Left says that I should "Just Move ON!!"...that Choice isn't mine!!

I'm sorry...Slick's sorry...Left's sorry...Justice's RIGHT!!!

Ooooh...Ahhhhh...Ahhhhhhhhh-EEEEE...Ahhhhh-ahhhhhhh-uhhhhh...

{end very intensely on Am}

Heh heh heh...Mudboy Slim (15 January 2002)

[Mudboy Slim]

Five hunnerd...MUD