Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Henri Landru aka Bluebeard"

"Henri Landru, France’s infamous ‘Bluebeard’, family man, philanderer and murderer of ten women and a boy. Landru was a dealer in second hand goods, such as furniture and cars. He also dealt in fraud and was a con-artist, for which he received a few prison sentences. During the time of the first world war he married women, took any of their assets and then killed them. He enticed women with convincing advertisements in newspapers. He received alot of replies, from which he recorded the prospects of the applicant in a notebook. Between April 1915 and January 1919, he gained a vast profit from murdering ten women and taking their finances. Landru operated in many towns but his last muders were made in the country side town of Villa Ermitage at Gambais. At his residence he installed a stove, from which he disposed of his victims. The smoke and smell emitted from the chimney didn't arouse any suspicions. In 1919 a man inquired about a middle-aged widow who had disappeared after a visit to Villa Ermitage with a bearded man. The police made inquiries when there had a similar request about another widow who had disappeared also with a bearded man in the town. The bearded man was an owner of a house in Villa Ermitage (known locally as M.Dupont), but was no longer there, the police took the hunt further. When Landru was apprehended by description, his notebook was found. Among other evidence that was to convict him was a list of the ten missing women, and used train tickets to Villa Ermitage. At Landru's house they sifted the stove which revealed human bone fragments. Landru was tried at the court of Assize of the Seine-et-Oise in November 1921, charged with eleven murders. He was found guilty and guillotined on 25 February 1922. Forty-six years later a newspaper announced his alleged confession. The words, ‘I did it. I burned their bodies in my kitchen oven’ were found scribbled on the back of a framed drawing which he said to have given to one of his lawyers before execution."

Interesting choice of a Screen Name, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FWIW...The Righteous Shall Triumph!!"
(To be sung to Buffalo Springfield's "For What It's Worth")

There's somethin' happenin' here...it ain't Right...Vile Left, they Rule by Fear!!
ATF men in a tank over there, slaughterin' kids whilst they knelt in prayer!!
It's high time we INDICT T-Mac...PUNK Dem's Clown!!
DNC Chairman...who killed Ron Brown?!!

There's bad men doin' Wrong...They'll win The Fight, unless the Right is Strong!!
Bold people must speak OUR minds...we're gettin' too much resistance from OUR side!!
It's time we ROUT Lib'rals, TRASH DemClowns!!
High time fer Justice to now Rebound!!

Clinton feels he can't be beat...Med'yuh Poltroons, they're Effete!!
Forgivin' wrongs, Press parrots Slick's LIES!! Most of them say, "Slick Willie's OUR GUY!!"
It's time we STOP DemRATS...Stop DemClowns!!
Big Guv'ment's shakin' OUR Country down!!

Rev-o-lutions start slow...but Limbaugh's Legions shall grow!!
Evil Wins when the Good are afraid!! Step outta line...the time's come fer Right to hold sway!!
We shall INDICT T-Mac...Stop Left's Clown!!
All ya good FReepers, come help us out!!
We gotta STOP Clinton...Crush Slick's Crown!!
Ev'rybody help what's goin' down!!
We're gonna STOP Lib'rals...STOP DemClowns!!
Destroy Lib'ralism...let's do it NOW!!

12/29/2001...MUD

[FBD]

RE# 347:
"This Blessed Ground!!"

Excellant.

[Landru]

Yea-yea.

Blame Gene Roddenberry for it, too.

...ya goofball.

[Landru]

That woman of mine really pulled a fast one catching me totally flat-footed. (~must be the *moon* 'cuz that's twice now I've been bested in a merre 24 hours! *Unprecidented*.)

Instead of the 18HP Troy-Bilt she said was coming?
She really got the 21HP Husqvarna Tractor w/ a *48"* cutting deck *&* a trailer.

~& P8, this one *does* have a cup holder, too.
A built-in cupholder. :o)

She deserves something special.
Think I'll start with making her a cajun-blackened NY Strip w/ a Berstien Salad later & pour her wine for her the entire evening.

...whadda gal. :^)

[sultan88]

Is TODAY yer Birthday??

[Landru]

"Is TODAY yer Birthday??"

No Sultan, not today.

...end of the month.

[sultan88]

OK. The old sultan got confused when you got yer birthday tractor early.

[sauropod]

De nada. See you at Ft. Bragg?

[Mudboy Slim]

"I love the old homes there."

Me, too...I buy 'em and renovate them to historic standards, then rent 'em out...lotta dirty, nasty work, but I've got a few of them now and they're relatively profitable.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Thanks, my FRiend...I love the original and actually have the karaoke music to make this a finished product.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

You can blame yer Screen Name choice of Star Trek, but I just found the Bluebeard reference to be quite interestin'...LOL!!

Keep it cool...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'll start with making her a cajun-blackened NY Strip w/ a Berstien Salad"

Heck, sounds good...I'll hop on my Cessna and be there by chow time...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Is TODAY yer Birthday??"

"No Sultan, not today. ...end of the month."

You gonna be 49....AGAIN?!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...you got yer birthday tractor early."

ROFLMAO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

When's Fort Bragg?! I'm doin'my durnedest to make the 13th up in DeeCee, but didn't know I was missin' something down in Carolina. Actually, I'm supposed to be down at Nags Head on the 20th, so I may actually be able to make it!!

FReegards...MUD

[Conspiracy Guy]

Burnt Weinie Sandwich is a Frank Zappa song. Lumpy Mash Potatoes was on the same album I think.

CG

[Conspiracy Guy]

Zappa tune

[Conspiracy Guy]

Remember, "Centerville, a nice place to raise your kids up."

CG

[Mudboy Slim]

"Party That Knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!"
(To be sung to Doug Stone's "A Jukebox With A Country Song!!")

After five good years together...
Fightin' fer what is Right,
We disagree 'bout Dubyuh...
'Cuz spending's outta sight!!
It's that ol' familiar fight, folks...
Fed'ral spendin' must come down!!
We must fight now fer less Guv'ment...
Devolve Power outta DeeCee town!!

Well, I pulled the lever fer Dubyuh...
And FReeper songs I sang!!
But I'm startin' to feel like a fool...
'Cuz spendin's growin' again!!
But when I walked in through the doorway
There stood some kind of maitre d
And he looked me up, and he looked me down, and said,
"Can I help you please?"
(And I said)

chorus:
When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!!
It's Big Guv'ment that I abhor!!
Were yer promises just big lies?!
How come we didn't CONVICT the RATS' spies?!
When do Conservatives get our turn?!
Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!!
GOP's somewhere that I don't belong...
I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!

When I looked into the corner
Where the jukebox once stood proud
Some clown was playin' records...
Too fast, too long, and too loud
Well it must've been a big mistake
To try to speak my mind
But Ol' JimRob's tellin' me to leave,
I said, "Sir, take yer time..."

(repeat chorus)
When d'we start bein' Lib'ral whores?!!
It's Big Guv'ment that I abhor!!
Were yer promises just big lies?!
How come we didn't CONVICT the RATS' spies?!
When do Conservatives get our turn?!
Fed'ral budgets got money ta burn!!
GOP's somewhere that I don't belong...
I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!

...I guess I don't belong
Without a jukebox and a country song

Mid...MUD