Happy 5th Freeper B-day, Mud.
That's about what...85 in human years??? :^D
Posted on 02/23/2004 7:41:20 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")
Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!
(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!
FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!
(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!
[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]
Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!
FReegards...MUD
Happy 5th Freeper B-day, Mud.
That's about what...85 in human years??? :^D
Or *58* in Dog years.
I pray to Dog. {gotta read post# 322 & before if that's to make sense, ol' man}
...did ya know that? {g}
HA!!
Well I'll be damned.
The *thing* went ahead & created a page to say I didn't create a page, Les.
You realize that could go on forever ad infinitum, don't you?
WTF.
Landru's been involuntarily caught-up in some kind of a cyber-paradox!!
...HELP!
There.
...fixed ya right up. :o)
Yup.
The Internet's worse than an elephant, it never forgets.
"BTW, Googles really got the goods on our boy Mud:"
Jesus, so it does.
That boy'd better hope his wife doesn't learn how to use computer search engine, that's all I gotta say.
If she ever does, that'll be precisly the instant his bullshit will come to a screeching halt & meet it's Waterloo.
He'll be *finished* & homeless & he ain't stayin' with me.
...how you guys fixed for space?
I was prepared for you to respond with "potroast," "pothole," "potholder," or even "Pothunter," but not drum.
I'm really stumped.
Say, this sounds like the makings of a conspiracy!
...*guy*. {g}
An English comedy team, right??
After twenty years together
Fightin' fer what is Right
So she went to her mother's
And I went for a drive
Down that old familiar highway
Just a few miles out of town
To that run-down one-room tavern
That used to be my stompin' grounds
When I pulled into the driveway
Everything still looked the same
And I couldn't wait to down a few
And hear that jukebox ring
But when I walked in through the doorway
There stood some kind of maitre d
And he looked me up, and he looked me down, and said,
"Can I help you please?"
(And I said)
chorus:
What'd you do with those swingin' doors?
And where's the sawdust on the floor?
Why's everybody wearin' suits and ties?
From where I stand I can't believe my eyes
And whose idea was it to hang these ferns?
This brand-new bar don't have a single burn
I guess I'm somewhere that I don't belong
I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
When I looked into the corner
Where the jukebox once stood proud
Some clown was playin' records...
Too fast, too long, and too loud
Well it must've been a big mistake
To try to speak my mind
But Ol' JimRob's tellin' me to leave,
I said, "Sir, take yer time..."
(repeat chorus)
What'd you do with those swingin' doors?
And where's the sawdust on the floor?
Why's everybody wearin' suits and ties?
From where I stand I can't believe my eyes
And whose idea was it to hang these ferns?
This brand-new bar don't have a single burn
I guess I'm somewhere that I don't belong
I wanna Party that knows BigGuv'ment's Wrong!!
...I guess I don't belong
Without a jukebox and a country song
Pre...MUD
"Like myself, most military parents honor the fact that our children took an oath to serve. Most of us are more patient than members of the chattering classes who write editorials about how our American policy is failing in the Middle East. Most of us know that even if it does fail, we must still try to transform the breeding grounds of hopelessness, terror and oppression into places where freedom and human rights are given a chance. Most military parents know that World War II lasted almost five years. Germany took 20 years to reconstruct. We still have troops in Korea, Japan and Germany. We know that the Middle East is a complex mess and that the chaotic "crescent of instability," stretching from the horn of Africa through the Middle East and all the way to Indonesia, cannot be allowed to continue breeding violent anti-American terrorists. My Marine has my absolute support, even though I feel sick at the thought that he could be hurt, or worse. I pray my way through each day and many lonely nights. He is engaged in a noble undertaking. I think most military parents feel as I do, though maybe the press doesn't quote us as often as it trumpets the fears of a few oversolicitous hand-wringing military "soccer moms" (and dads) wailing "Be careful!" as their sons and daughters try to defend us. I hope such parents come to understand that they are putting our children at risk by making us look weak and divided to terrorists who already dismiss us as soft."
Thanks fer the ping, MoJo, and thanks fer transcribing this article, 'Pod!!
FReegards...MUD
"Henri Landru enticed women with offers of marriage and killed them after he had stripped them of all their assets. He was tried at the Seine-et-Oise Assizes Court and on being found guilty was sentenced to death for the murder of eleven women. On February 25, 1922 he was guillotined."
Hmmmmm...MUD
Honestly Mud, I think I've been topped for lyrical recall of work(s) that'd been long ago by the CG man.
...I'm sincerely humbled. ;^)
Now THAT, CG, is an accomplishment worth trumpeting...MUD
Now THAT, CG, is an accomplishment worth trumpeting...MUD
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