Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

Mornin' !! ;^)

The 'enemy' was in our territory yesterday spewing his Class Warfare rhetoric ...

Kerry visits Texas, fires up opposition; Deep in
GOP territory, he stumps with Bush-bashing speeches

[Mudboy Slim]

I hope Kerry wastes even more time in Texas...he ain't gotta prayer in hell of winning there...LOL!!

"Take It To The Senate!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Take It To The Limit")

Willie moans as he dreams 'bout Lewinsky...
While his "bright" wife's still playin' "The Fool!"
Slick keeps lyin' 'bout "that woman" he used...used like his Tool!
You know Bill's always been a Creeper...spent his life sleepin' 'round...
And it's so hard to change...Lib'rals like to go down!
But the sleaze we've seen lately...
Slick's a frickin' lout, layin' interns down, and lyin' 'bout "his shame."

So join me on the High Road and tell Slick, "Resign!"
Take it to the Senate...Impeach this Slime!

Bill spends all of his time hustlin' money...
Willie spends all his Power hiding crimes!
When it all falls to pieces tomorrow, Slick'll do Prison Time!!

I know you're you're searchin' for a reason...why nobody seems to care...
That our Prez'dent's a WHORE! Left loves their Miscreants!!
Still, this Country's worth retrievin'...
Right'll come stormin' back, we're on the attack, next we'll get Algore!!

So join me on the high road...inform Slick, "It's Time!"
Take it to the Senate...Convict this Slime!!

Take it to the Senate...RE-Impeach ex-Prez'dent...
Take it to the Senate...it's JUSTICE TIME!!!

[Chorus to fade]

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/05/1999 08:30:36 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder)

[international american]

Dont we all:)

"Wanna Party that knows Big Guv'ment's Wrong!!

Mudboy Slim

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe ! I think Teresa has read him the riot act !
He's down here reaching into some Texans deep pockets now !

[Landru]

"Are you gonna be 50 this month?"

Nope, 49. ;^)

...be thinking "Groundhog Day." {g}

[international american]

I hit the big 50 on the 23rd. Rats, I was 18 last week:)

[Landru]

"...but I just found the Bluebeard reference to be quite interestin'...LOL!!"

Har.

And I'm thinking about that Toe Sucker Clinnocio used to hang with quite interesting, myself.

What was his name, again?

...Dick Morris? :o)

[Landru]

"I hit the big 50 on the 23rd."

Well hell's bells, you're my kindred spirit & brother-in-arms, y'know.
I'll be 51 on the *24th*. ;^)

"Rats, I was 18 last week."

HA!!
I wonder what Jessie Jackson would have to say about your statement, above.

Maybe something along the lines of:

..."Time flies when ya lies!"? :o)

[international american]

I am 364 days younger than you(sounds better that way)


A fellow Aries with a brain....how bout that:)

[Mudboy Slim]

"...Dick Morris?"

Never heard of him...and he's definitely not kin...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"He's down here reaching into some Texans deep pockets now!"

I reckon there are quite a few rich Texans who ain't big friends of Dubyuh, but Texas's electoral votes ain't in play...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

That's absolutely true !! ;^)

[stand watie]

!!!!!!!!

free dixie NOW,sw

[stand watie]

!!!!!!

free dixie,sw

[MurryMom]

...concede every state in the South, including Florida.

At last report, Kerry was leading Dumbya in most states including Florida. It wouldn't surprise me to see Kerry swamp the Bushies in several other southern states as well including LA, AR, KY, TN, NC, and SC.

Remember that most voters in the South are Democrats, and Democrats everywhere are arriving at the realization we need to win our country back in order to restore job growth and to rebalance the federal budget.

[sultan88]

In an article in today's Washington Post, Moodys Investors Service said that raising taxes is not what they are looking for to maintain Virginias AAA bond rating, it is the out-of-control spending that is the problem. A tax hike may be a temporary band-aid, but it won't be long (one budget cycle, maybe two?) before our hungry legislators will have spent any surplus they may have raised and will be moaning about the need for more "revenue" for the state. Until spending is under control, we will NEVER solve our budget problems (does anyone remember Gov. Baliles one-cent sales tax increase in 1986 that would solve our transportation problem "well into the next millennium?").

Below is a quote from the Post article:

Bob Kurtter, senior vice president for state ratings at Moody's Investors Service, said finding a long-term fix to the state's budget problems is a top concern for the credit rating agency. Kurtter said Moody's is not going to wait indefinitely before deciding whether to downgrade the state's AAA bond rating.

"We are looking for what the final solution is," he said. "If the decision of the commonwealth is not to raise taxes, then fine; just don't continue to spend more than you raise."

Don't forget the Virginia Republican Party anti-tax increase/pro-referendum rally with Attorney General Jerry Kilgore, Senator Ken Cuccinelli and State Party Chairman Kate Griffin, Monday, March 8, 11:00 a.m. at the Bell Tower on the Capitol grounds. For more information, please contact Jeff Britt at RPV, (804)780-0111.

[sultan88]

"Feelin' your oates, eh? Kinda *fiesty*."

Sorry for my bad language, I sorta got carried away in posts 478, 479, and 480.

[sultan88]

IA:"I hit the big 50 on the 23rd."

Landru:"Well hell's bells, you're my kindred spirit & brother-in-arms, y'know. I'll be 51 on the *24th*."

Some famous birthdays this month, eh? And do I recall that our beautiful Happygal celebrates hers on the 16th. AND she is MUCH younger than you two old coots!!

[international american]

Thanks a little:)

[Happygal]

I do indeedy!!!! 32 this year :-)

BTW, never underestimate the value of an old coot!. They come in handy! ;-)