Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[Landru]

"The core application software [fer LP.org] was completely designed and written in Perl by Neil McIver..."

HA!
Wait just a doggone minute here son, are you trying to tell me the garbage software at that foul hole was "written" by the 8 Ball, himself?
None other than the leader of the orcs, huh.
The dishonorable "King Dorc of Zero"?

I'm flabbergasted to learn that, Mud.
Although honestly speaking, & in hindsight I don't know why; because, the *orcware* is as banal as its *creator*.

Which begs the question of whether or not "McIver" isn't an alias for Baron Frankenstein in light of the monster he's breathed life into.

"User Interface Design consultant is "Goldi-Lox" (screen name)."

Didn't that one used to be a regular around here, and not a "bad" person per se?
I tell you she's the orcess princess now & a "Cynthia Griffith by any other name.
(Could li'l Kenny Kwisling be far in the offing?)

"Am I gettin' warm?!

Well you ain't getting any colder, let's just leave it at that.
I'll be damned if I'm going to emulate the consummate orc-brainstem TLB or whatever in the hell that bonifide nut's name is.
That guy doesn't only need a life, he needs a diet.
The Pillsbury Dough Boy looks svelt compared to the pics he's posted of himself (here) in the past.

"BTW...did you know Eschoir posts over at LP?! I already zinged him once today...but he hasn't responded."

Kinda hard to talk on a cell phone over a siren as ya run after an ambulance, y'know.
I didn't think a hybred of "imbecile" & "bloodsucker" were possible; but, sure enough there it is, in the flesh, a genuine Imbloodcileosucker Maximus, commonly called "Eschoir" for short. {spit}

Now before you talk to me again, you're gonna take a BATH if you've been at that cess pool as you claim to have.

...or *I'm* tellin' your wife.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

I am just lurking on you.. thought I would fess up!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

I am just lurking on you.. thought I would fess up!

[Landru]

Watch this one, Mud.

...she stutters. :o)

[Landru]

"Great decision."

I don't know if I could call it a "great decision," my friend.
What I do know is that it was the right one & really, that's all I care about.

"You have finally come to the same conclusion as the Sultan, albeit a little bit later."

HA!!
Yea well you're the Greeeatttt *Sultan*; so, rapid & correct rulings come very naturally for you.
While I on the other hand, am nothing but a lowly computer.

And like computers everywhere, I had to run the numbers first before making a final decision.

...takes time for a vacuum tube driven computer of my vintage, y'know. ;^)

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Heeheehee.... It is always something with me. If it isn't typos or grammatical issues, it is stuttering.... Some day I will have the perfect post...

Well,then again....a girl has to have her dreams. Right?

:]

[sultan88]

Hey Diva. Great to see you on the Black thread! If you are in Richmond next Tuesday, how's about stopping by Sine's in the Slip for some vittles and fine conversation with the Richmond FReepers!!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Thanks for the invite. I wish I were going to be in Richmond next Tuesday. I could think of nothing better to do on a Tuesday night....

BTW, it is in my cards that I will be much closer to Richmond in the near future... Is this an open invitation?

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh's TeeVee Ads!!"

All very positive and well-done...but I wanna see some slings and arrows headed Kerry's direction!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Is this an open invitation?"

We're trying to get the Richmond FReepers together every other month, so YEA, yer always welcome.

FReegards...MUD

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Very nice. Do you spin any tunes at these gatherings?

[Mudboy Slim]

"...you're gonna take a BATH if you've been at that cess pool"

Certainly they've got some disagreeable characters over there, but the place is far from a cesspool, imho. I have a problem with many of their complaints about Dubyuh, as they appear to be phrased the same as the far Leftists, but I was also getting complimented by some ol' FRiends fer being a good BushBacker...LOL!! I told 'em I was usedta bein' attacked around here fer being insufficiently in the Bush Camp, but over there I was a veritable BushBot!!

In the end, though, I don't have the time to try to keep up with two Forums, and since the Black threads are over here, I doubt I get to FReep LP.org very often.

FReegards...MUD

BTW...I did take a bath, though, after chatting amicably with Eschoir and Arator...was sorta a throwback experience fer me.

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...no tunes so far, then again, nobody's asked...MUD

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Well,when I get there that will have to change. Heeheehee.. I will bring the tunes.. you bring the lyrics!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Things Goin' On"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Things Goin' On")

Well, have you seen RATS' ScumBag Left the White House?
Has you ever seen so Vile a Bloke?!
Well, if you don't know what I mean...SHEEPLE, wake from yer Dream!!!
'Cuz there's things goin' on that you should know...
Heads'll roll...

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...white boy funky-like...YEE-HAWWWW!!)

Too many Lies been told to MUD's Country...
Too much Money Left greedily consumes!!
Well, until Slick makes it Right, I'll see Slick NEVER Sleeps FRom FRight...
'Cuz we're gonna make some changes and do it soon!
Do it now...do it to it...

(Ooooh, now Mudboy's justa gettin' off...with some help from his best bud, Disco, on Lead Guitar)

Oooh...gonna INDICT Slick's Lyin' Butt by Christmas...NEXT YEAR!!!

Well, the Lib'rals they love Bill Clinton...Good Lord, show Mercy!
They gonna ruin us all by and by...
Folks, MUD's Tellin' Y'all Be Wise, 'cuz Willie's hidin' Left's Chinese Spies,
While Bill Smokes his Weed and just gets high!

Now I'm talkin' at'cha, PUNK!!
We're gonna send you and Left's Evil Klan a'packin'...
All good Patriots say Left's Gotta Go!!!
Well, if you don't know what I mean,
Let me stand up and scream,
"YOU'LL BE IN PRISON NEXT YEAR, YOU CHI-COM HO!!!!!"
Well, if you think I'm being Mean,
Let MUD Stand and Repeat...
"RE-IMPEACH Left's 'HO TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY!
Do it...INDICT the PUNK...then We'll CONVICT the Sleazy Ba$+ard!!!!"

Crazy things goin' on...

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 08/17/1999 13:13:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

Flora McDonald 03/04/2004 11:28:56 AM EST

(Maybe you guys could take an early lunch Monday and join Flora at the Bell Tower. It would give us some discussion material for the RTM the following day. I will be at the clinic, unfortunately. The Sultan)

Let your voice be heard!
Join us as we send a clear message...

RPV Rally Opposing a Statewide Tax Increase and Supporting a Referendum

The Republican Party of Virginia is holding a rally in support of the Allen/Kilgore/Howell/Wilder tax referendum and our opposition to the proposals by the Governor and Senate for a massive statewide tax increase.

When: Monday, March 8 - 11:00 a.m.

Where: The Bell Tower at the State Capitol, Richmond

As the tax debate continues in the General Assembly, it is critical that Republicans send a strong message to elected officials that we are firmly opposed to increasing the tax burden on hardworking Virginians. RPV has been working tirelessly during this Session to make your views known. Join us as we call on legislators and the Governor to allow the people of Virginia to have input in the debate over the proposals to raise taxes. The people were denied a voice in the November elections because the Governor refused to release his tax plan. Now we must make our voices heard.

Help us make a strong statement! Please plan to come to the rally, and bring friends and family! We are sorry for the short notice, but things are moving quickly and it is imperative that we make this statement.

For more information, please contact Jeff Britt at RPV, (804)780-0111.

[Mudboy Slim]

Sounds like a plan, my FRiend...

"Kerry Would Promote Abortion As POTUS!!"

"Should he defeat President Bush in November, Kerry says the first thing he will do as president is overturn a pro-life foreign policy that prevents taxpayer funding of abortions overseas."
...

"Pro-life leaders say Bush deserves to be re-elected because of his strong pro-life record and that the stark contrast between Bush's pro-life views and Kerry's support for abortion will motivate pro-life advocates to turn out at the polls in November. Richard Land, of the Southern Baptist Convention, says George Bush has been "the most pro-life and pro-family president in my lifetime." "Right now, the president is poised to have a very strong voter turnout among Southern Baptists and other evangelicals this November," Land told Newshouse News Service."

FReegards...MUD

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Here is something you may like. If you do,pass it around a bit.

JOHN KERRY AD

[Diva Betsy Ross]

OH BTW.. Wait a few seconds for it to start after you see the ad has loaded.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry on Record: Amnesty fer Illegals A-OK!!"

"Despite amnesty’s nettlesome connotation as being synonymous with “rewarding persons who have engaged in illegal activity,” Kerry told the world at the Albuquerque, New Mexico Democratic Primary debate: “I supported and was prepared to vote for amnesty from 1986. And it is essential to have immigration reform. Anyone who has been in this country for five or six years, who’s paid their taxes, who has stayed out of trouble, ought to be able to translate into an American citizenship immediately, not waiting.”

Break our laws, win a prize...MUD