[sultan88]

Hey Diva. Great to see you on the Black thread! If you are in Richmond next Tuesday, how's about stopping by Sine's in the Slip for some vittles and fine conversation with the Richmond FReepers!!

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Thanks for the invite. I wish I were going to be in Richmond next Tuesday. I could think of nothing better to do on a Tuesday night....

BTW, it is in my cards that I will be much closer to Richmond in the near future... Is this an open invitation?

[Mudboy Slim]

"Dubyuh's TeeVee Ads!!"

All very positive and well-done...but I wanna see some slings and arrows headed Kerry's direction!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Things Goin' On"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Things Goin' On")

Well, have you seen RATS' ScumBag Left the White House?
Has you ever seen so Vile a Bloke?!
Well, if you don't know what I mean...SHEEPLE, wake from yer Dream!!!
'Cuz there's things goin' on that you should know...
Heads'll roll...

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...white boy funky-like...YEE-HAWWWW!!)

Too many Lies been told to MUD's Country...
Too much Money Left greedily consumes!!
Well, until Slick makes it Right, I'll see Slick NEVER Sleeps FRom FRight...
'Cuz we're gonna make some changes and do it soon!
Do it now...do it to it...

(Ooooh, now Mudboy's justa gettin' off...with some help from his best bud, Disco, on Lead Guitar)

Oooh...gonna INDICT Slick's Lyin' Butt by Christmas...NEXT YEAR!!!

Well, the Lib'rals they love Bill Clinton...Good Lord, show Mercy!
They gonna ruin us all by and by...
Folks, MUD's Tellin' Y'all Be Wise, 'cuz Willie's hidin' Left's Chinese Spies,
While Bill Smokes his Weed and just gets high!

Now I'm talkin' at'cha, PUNK!!
We're gonna send you and Left's Evil Klan a'packin'...
All good Patriots say Left's Gotta Go!!!
Well, if you don't know what I mean,
Let me stand up and scream,
"YOU'LL BE IN PRISON NEXT YEAR, YOU CHI-COM HO!!!!!"
Well, if you think I'm being Mean,
Let MUD Stand and Repeat...
"RE-IMPEACH Left's 'HO TO SAVE OUR COUNTRY!
Do it...INDICT the PUNK...then We'll CONVICT the Sleazy Ba$+ard!!!!"

Crazy things goin' on...

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 08/17/1999 13:13:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim