Black XXIV: "Kerry's Party!!"

The MudCave | 23 February 2004 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kerry's Party!!"
(To be sung to Bruce Springsteen's "Sherry Darlin'")

Dem Lib'rals yappin'...they're all deadbeats!!
Tell 'em it's all over...gonna be so sweet...
Next November's mournin', yer gonna be goin' down to the unemployment agency!!
'Cuz each morning Right be fightin'...no, we won't give up...
'Til Dubyuh wins...traitors, just shut up!!
Gonna be the last time DemRATS gonna be threatnin' the FRee!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
The dude's gawky and he's houndin' Dem young chicks!!
She can take yer guilt trip back to yer ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin's "FRee"...
Kerry's a fool, stop his blasphemy!!
Hey, Willie, why're you slayin' Kerry's Party?!!

FReeper gals flirtin' while they FReep...
They got great minds...and they know how to teach!!
There'll be no backtrackin' out here in Flyover Country!!
John Kerry, Left's love for you ain't real...
Boy, yer just fillin' in fer Hillary!!
Jane Kerry, RAT Party has its hero, Slick Willie!!

(Chorus)
Lemme tell ya there's a Lib'ral runnin' to be Prez'dent...
Dude looks gawky while he's bird-doggin' Dem phat chicks!!
You can take yer morals back to the ghetto tonight!!
'Cuz the gang's all here and the FReepin' "FRee"...
Kerry's a FOOL, Hanoi John's tyranny!!
Hey, Hill'ry, why you playin' Kerry's Party?!!

[Bigman on sax, CM on guitar]

Folks, keep fighting fer what's Right...ignore the pain!!
Let the bleedin'-hearted spew their spin!!
Kerry, you can run, but be warned, "Be Wary of the Right!!"
Tell Dem Lib'rals down in Central Park...
And all you politicos who're missin' the mark...
Say, Slick Willie, won't you pray fer yer Party?!
Hey, Willie, why'd you slay Kerry's Party?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Drive!!"
(To be sung to Incubus' "Drive")

Sometimes, I feel Left's Fear of...
RATS' Implosion...Then I Cheer!!
And I can't help but ask myself WHY Schmucks
Would let Left's Fear make their lives soooo queer?!!!

Reject the Medyuh Whore'd!! Kerry seems to have a Faint,
Shallow Mass Appeal!!
But lately I am beginning to find that I...
Should be the one making John squeeeeeeal!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!

Oh yes I...decide to waiver my
Chance to Believe the Left's Jive!!
Yes, I'll choose FReedom over whine...
And Fight Left's Whore'd and Drive!! Oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh!!

Right Must Defeat Left's Whore'd!! Justice seems to be the way...
That Tyranny can be brought down!!
Folks, lately I'm beginning to find that
When we fight to win...Lord's Light Joins OURS!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!

Shouldn't YOU choose more FReedom and less whine?!
RE-IMPEACH RATS' Slime!!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there...
With well-stocked arms and lidless eyes, yeah!!
Whatever the Lib'rals sing, I'll be there...
RATS, BEWARE!!!!

Doo doo doo, doo doo doo, doo doo doo doo doo doo...

Excellent song, mis amigos!!

FReegards...MUD

115 Posted on 08/31/2001 04:32:12 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Corralin' the Passions of GenerationNext!!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Liars!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Fire")

All Right!! Now dig this, FReepers...

Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that...
'Cuz RATS are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!!
I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT the Leftist Liars!!

(Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!)
Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!!
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!)
Whoa, take a stand, Nation!!
(Take a stand and join MUD's choir!!) Help me stand...
(Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...

Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!!

You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern...
Just a-sing with me and Kerry Shall Burn!!
I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!

Msssst, yeah
(Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!!
(Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band...
(Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land...
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar)

Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over...
Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about...
Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!!
Oww!! Yeah...

(The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....)

That's what MUD's talkin' about!!
Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation...
Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill...
Save it for yer legal bills!!
I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!

Owwww!!
(Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand
(RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUD's Band, Nation!!
(Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm...
(Imprisonin' Slick's MUD's Main Desire!!)

Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!!
Truth is gonna hurt ya, Johnnie...
Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady...
Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU...
Yeah, Kerry...YOU!!!

Mudboy Slim

916 posted on 04/26/2003 3:00 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)

[Mudboy Slim]

"LIAR!!"
(To be sung to Creed's "Higher")

When FReepin'...I'm fightin' FOOLISH Lib'ral Words...
Slime and Crime Define the Left!!
At sunrise, I rise then start to FReep...
'Cause I don't want to lose the Greatness of RATS' Shame!!
Yes, there's a hunger, a longing to erase...
From the LIES Left Lives when I'm awake
So Let's ROLL, FRiends...
Let's make Righteous Waves!!
Come on, Let's ROLL Dems...
Let's ask, "Are RATS Ashamed?!!"

Kerry is a LIAR!!
It's RATS' Shame Lib'rals Will Not See!!!
Clinton Started OUR Fire!!
It's Slick's Shame...Left LOATHES the FRee!!
Although Right would like OUR World to change...
It helps US to appreciate
Who's Right and who FReeps!!
But, my FRiends, I'll sacrifice all my nights...
If I could make the Earth and my dreams the same!!
The only difference is...
To let Truth replace all Left's hate!!
So let's go there...
Let's make our escape...
Come on, let's go there...
Let's FReep John Kerry!!

Kerry is a LIAR!!!
To Left's disgrace, RAT-Medyuh won't see-ee-ee!!
FReep 'Til John RETIRES!!
TRUTH is Great...PitchForkers FReep!!
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
And make them mine

FReegards...MUD

[MeekOneGOP]

Earlier, Connelly wrote, when Yarrow sang “Puff the Magic Dragon”
at an event in a private home in Ames, Iowa, “Kerry lifted his
fingers to his mouth for a quick toke on an imaginary joint.
You can almost see his thick mane of silver hair returning to the
shaggy brown do of those days.”

John Kerry: Stuck in a Vietnam-era time warp
(Click here or on the pic to read the entire article)

[Mudboy Slim]

"Puff, the Angry D'A$$hole!!"
(To be sung to Peter, Paul and Mary's "Puff, the Magic Dragon")

Puff, the Lib'ral Leader, Bane of the FRee...
Tom ruled with an iron fist in Washington, DeeCee!!
Lib'ral Commie Sosh'lists loved that D'A$$hole Puff,
'Cuz Tom pulled strings fer big airlines who'd hired Missuz Puff!! Bold!!

Puff, the would-be Prez'dent, loved Tyranny...
He protected his friend Willie Slick, in a Trial fer Perjury!!
South Dakota voters said, "Oh, whatta SLEAZE!!"
And conspired to next autumn rid their State of Tommie's disease!!

Tom D'A$$hole, he would grovel fer Dem votes a cryin' shame...
Tommie preyed on weakness..."Fear" was Puffboy's middle name!!
Union thugs and bigots would bow whene'er Puff came,
Lib'ral whips bent o'er and begged fer Puff's pork, oh so lame. Woah!

Puff, RAT's Lib'ral Leader, loathed liberty...
Big Guv'ment was his Power trip and he'd tax all he could see!!
Puff held judges hostage, shameful was he...
He ruled from his Senate seat 'til he pissed off Hillary!!

The Senate loves its Power, but weakness leaves a void...
HildaBeast and her man Slick returned...Left's overjoyed!!
In '04, it happened, Johnnie Thune, he whupped li'l Puff!!
'Cuz voters in their wisdom, folks, they'd just had enuff!!

Puff's head was bent in sorrow, felled by Clinton's stain...
Puff no longer weilded Power...fell off the gravy train!!
Without his Leader's seat, Puff was just a knave...
So Puff, that tiny tyrant, sadly slipped into a cave. Oh!

Puff, EX-DemRAT Leader, loathed by the FRee...
Left dwindled down with evil Slick 'cuz DemRATs chose Hillary!!
Puff, that tragic figure, died mysteriously...
The Sheeple called it Arkancide 'cuz it's Death by Slick Willie!!

FReegards...MUD

90 posted on 01/02/2004 12:48:37 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Landru]

Just *what* in the hell is a "Creed"??
Or for that matter an "Incubus" (besides the literal translation).

Really, you mean to tell me there're brainstem hairballs flittin' around out there who [freely] chose those names for their band?

*Deep*.

...man. {g}

[stand watie]

that's a GOOD THING!

free dixie,sw

[MeekOneGOP]

Here is a pic of da$$hole when that song was popular !:

Little Tommy Daschle's
Skool Picture! !

[sultan88]

Definitely one of my personal faves!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"*what* in the hell is a "Creed"?? Or for that matter an "Incubus" (besides the literal translation)."

Gotta connect with GenerationNext, Ol' Man...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I like that one, too...and that was a personal request...LOL!!

Good call...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Li'l Tommie shore was a cutey-pie when he wuz a young'un...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Heck yeah it is...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Passion: Three Reviews and a Letter"

"All my tears in this movie were shed in empathy for those who loved Jesus, and in gratitude for those who are shown attempting to be kind to him. I was moved by Pilate's wife, who knows what is right and tries to do the one small thing that is possible for her. I was moved by Mary's love for her son. I was moved by the epiphany that came to the reluctant cross-bearer, Simon of Cyrene; by the shame and empathy discovered by one of the soldiers -- the one required to pierce Jesus' body with a spear, but who can hardly bear to do it in front of his mother. The woman who brings him water to drink at one of the stations of the cross; Pilate himself, caught in a terrible political situation where he has no good choice, but chooses his career over his integrity and makes the futile, empty gesture of washing his hands; the "good thief" (Francesco Cabras) who is promised paradise on the cross -- it was goodness, or the yearning for goodness, that brought tears to my eyes. And this is not a movie about despair. Though by no means did Gibson even attempt to show the story of the resurrection, we get a glimpse of a whole, perfect, uninjured body rising from the shroud."

Can't wait to go see this...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Should Voters Decide Debate?! (Virginia Tax Referendum)"

"Lt. Gov. Timothy M. Kaine, the expected Democratic nominee for governor in 2005, echoed the Warner administration but used even tougher terms, apparently inspired by the motion pic- ture, "The Passion of the Christ." "Ever since Pontius Pilate allowed the crowd to make the hard decision," Kaine declared, "people who are afraid to lead have often used popular referenda to avoid their responsibilities."

Kaine's an inconsequential twirp...I look forward to working against him in '05...MUD

[xyz123]

"Legislators should think carefully before making a move to a California-style system, where thorny issues are pushed to the people to decide," said Ellen Qualls, Warner's press secretary.

Don't let the the people make any thorny decisions, they're much to stoopid to let us take their money. Oh no, we can't have that, can we?

[FBD]

!!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"INDICT Willie!!"
(To be sung to Eric Clapton's "Lay Down Sally")

Billie Clinton's goin' strong...
'Cuz the Leftist Medyuh says, "We won't see!!!"
I know y'all think World'll never know...
But wont'cha help this FReep along...
And seee-eeeng with ME...
"Slick, won't you ever leave?!!"

INDICT Willie...and CONVICT his sleazy Whores!!!!
Don't you know Left's Treason's gonna sink you?!
BITE ME, Willie...quit forcin' MUD to croon...
I been writin' all these songs justa BURY YOU!!

Country's heard too many lies...
MUD's gonna give Slick one Mighty Shove...
Uncoverin' all Dem's Chinese Spies...
Power's all that matters...Slick's a Treasonous FReak!!!

INDICT Willie...Slick's "Schtick" has lost its charm...
Don't you think Bill'll walk...Prison awaits FOOLS!!
CONVICT Willie...Slick's Day is comin' SOON...
FReepers fightin' all night just to DETHRONE YOU!!

(Guitar-pickin' and MUD grinnin'...LOL!!)

Can't wait to see the Moral Right...
Devolvin' Power soooo speedily!!
The Left is slow...Left just ain't Right...
Left can take their "worries" now...
Quit botherin' ME!! Got all the Laws we could ever need!!

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

INDICT Willie...we loathe yer girlish charms!!
Don't you know that US FReepers just gonna CRUSH YOU?!
INDICT Willie...Yer Judgement Day'll come soon...
I been drivin' all night long just to FReep at YOU!!

399 posted on 10/21/2001 4:11:05 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

Rush is really boring today. Still talking about his high school pranks - what's up with that??

[sultan88]

Reagan79 still has two openings in his fantasy baseball league (rotisserie style).