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"Liars!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix's "Fire")

All Right!! Now dig this, FReepers...

Left don't care for me, MUD don't a-care about that...
'Cuz RATS are fools, ha, I like to laugh at!!
I have only one burning desire, Let's INDICT the Leftist Liars!!

(Take a stand 'gainst LeftWing Liars!!)
Hey!! Make yer stand...Vote 'gainst DemLiars!!
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar!!)
Whoa, take a stand, Nation!!
(Take a stand and join MUD's choir!!) Help me stand...
(Help MUD stand 'gainst Medyuh Liars!!) Yeah, baby...

Listen here, Willie...and stop actin' so sleazy!!

You say Justice ain't home, it ain't yer concern...
Just a-sing with me and Kerry Shall Burn!!
I have only one itchin' desire, RE-Impeach Left's Shameless Liar!!

Msssst, yeah
(Make yer stand 'gainst DemRAT Liars) Help me stand, Nation!!
(Let's Indict Left's feckless liars) Join the Band...
(Let's Convict next to your fire) Oh, save our land...
(RE-Impeach Left's Slickest Liar)

Ow! Ahh, move over, Limbaugh, and let Mudboy take over...
Yeah, Rush knows what I'm talkin' about...
Yeah, get on with it, Dubyuh!!
Oww!! Yeah...

(The BigMan justa wailin' on his Les Paul....)

That's what MUD's talkin' about!!
Now dig this; Ha! Y'all listen, Nation...
Slick tried to give MUD blood money, you better save it, Bill...
Save it for yer legal bills!!
I have only one burnin' desire, help MUD stand 'gainst LeftWingLiars, ha!!

Owwww!!
(Let's INDICT Left's feckless Liars) Uh, make yer stand
(RE-Impeach RATS' Slickest Liar) Oh, join MUD's Band, Nation!!
(Let's Convict Slick to the pyre) Right ain't gonna do you no harm...
(Imprisonin' Slick's MUD's Main Desire!!)

Ow!! Yeah...We gotta git JUSTICE, Nation!!
Truth is gonna hurt ya, Johnnie...
Ah, MUD ain't talkin' 'bout yer ol' lady...
Ow Ah, yes, this is Mudboy talkin' at YOU...
Yeah, Kerry...YOU!!!

Mudboy Slim

916 posted on 04/26/2003 3:00 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim (DemonRATS continue to Defend the Indefensibile and Assail the Unassailable!!)

"LIAR!!"
(To be sung to Creed's "Higher")

When FReepin'...I'm fightin' FOOLISH Lib'ral Words...
Slime and Crime Define the Left!!
At sunrise, I rise then start to FReep...
'Cause I don't want to lose the Greatness of RATS' Shame!!
Yes, there's a hunger, a longing to erase...
From the LIES Left Lives when I'm awake
So Let's ROLL, FRiends...
Let's make Righteous Waves!!
Come on, Let's ROLL Dems...
Let's ask, "Are RATS Ashamed?!!"

Kerry is a LIAR!!
It's RATS' Shame Lib'rals Will Not See!!!
Clinton Started OUR Fire!!
It's Slick's Shame...Left LOATHES the FRee!!
Although Right would like OUR World to change...
It helps US to appreciate
Who's Right and who FReeps!!
But, my FRiends, I'll sacrifice all my nights...
If I could make the Earth and my dreams the same!!
The only difference is...
To let Truth replace all Left's hate!!
So let's go there...
Let's make our escape...
Come on, let's go there...
Let's FReep John Kerry!!

Kerry is a LIAR!!!
To Left's disgrace, RAT-Medyuh won't see-ee-ee!!
FReep 'Til John RETIRES!!
TRUTH is Great...PitchForkers FReep!!
Up high I feel like I'm alive for the very first time
Up high I'm strong enough to take these dreams
And make them mine

FReegards...MUD