[Jet Jaguar]

The modern definition of the word “Hate and Racist” is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal. Unknown Author

This was my favorite. Thanks for posting this. Priceless.

[Jet Jaguar]

And by the way, Welcome!

[PurVirgo]

Welcome to Free Republic!!

Excellent first post.

[supercat]

A couple unattributed ones I've somehow managed to miss until fairly recently:

• The early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
• First Rule of Holes: If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

I also rather like one I've seem referred to as "Robert E. Lee's Truce": "Judgement comes from experience; experience comes from poor judgement".

[Consort]

The Democrat Party is the party of choice for those who want to destroy our nation from within using our system of government as the tool.
         — Consort, Quote of the Day, October 2003

[hmmmmm]

Great quotes! Interesting handle. :)

[BykrBayb]

My favorite:

"Here the country had finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism and they don't want to fight it. They would have, except it would put them on the same side as the United States." Ann Coulter-

This is a good post!

[joyce11111]

Thanks soooo much, what a wonderful post.
BTW, I saved your post.

[bigghurtt]

excellent first post...I would love to see just a list of Dennis-Millerisms...

have you seen where he says (paraphrased) "The worse mistake Al Qaeda made was to release the video of the puppy they gassed. That got the liberals involved. '3,000 Americans dead? Big deal! They killed a puppy? Oh, it's on mo*&^%fu!@#$%!'"

[Stellar Dendrite]

bump

[A CA Guy]

"I deny the allegations and I deny the alligator" Jesse Jackson.

[A Simple Soldier]

Churchill quote about liberal before 30 etc. is apocryphal. He almost certainly never said it.

http://www.winstonchurchill.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?pageid=112

[SAJ]

''If you pick up a starving dog, and feed him and make him well, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.'' -- Mark Twain

''There are lies, there are damned lies, ... and then there are statistics.'' -- Benjamin Disraeli

''The Germans are just like women; one can hardly appreciate their depths. They haven't any.'' -- Freidrich Nietzche

''Pouring ketchup/From the bottle/None'll come/And then a lot'll.'' -- Ogden Nash

''You probably should cut that pizza into only four slices. I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat six.'' -- Lawrence Peter 'Yogi' Berra

''I've had a very nice evening, but this wasn't it.'' -- Julius 'Groucho' Marx

''Man, if you have to ask, you'll never know.'' -- Louis Armstrong, on the subject of Jazz (or, any politician on the subject of the Constitution)

[Redcloak]

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx

[longfellow]

Thanks, this is great.

[Right_in_Virginia]

Great post...thanks!

[Iowa Granny]

Welcome to FR. Marking for a later read.

[KeyWest]

Thanks for a great post.

[ChadGore]

Welcome to FR

[ChadGore]

The difference between a politician and a statesman is: a politician thinks of the next election and the statesman thinks of the next generation. James Freeman Clarke