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Posted on 02/20/2004 10:56:25 PM PST by april15Bendovr

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

The 7 Modern Sins: Politics without principles, Pleasures without conscience, Wealth without work, Knowledge without character, Industry without morality, Science without humanity, Worship without sacrifice. - Canon Frederic Donaldson

It is necessary for us to learn from others' mistakes. You will not live long enough to make them all yourself. - Admiral Hyman G. Rickover

The man with a toothache thinks everyone happy whose teeth are sound. The poverty-stricken man makes the same mistake about the rich man. - George Bernard Shaw

The probability that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause we believe to be just. - Abraham Lincoln

The real heretic is not the atheist or agnostic (who are often decent people) but those who murmur "it doesn't matter what you believe, as long as it makes you feel good." This turns religion into a subjective matter, like taste in furnishings, and robs theology of its claim to ultimate truth. - Sydney J. Harris

An atheist's most embarrassing moment is when he feels profoundly thankful for something, but can't think of anybody to thank for it. - Mary Ann Vincent.

Some people treat God like they do a lawyer; they go to Him only when they are in trouble. - Anonymous

A pint of sweat, saves a gallon of blood. - General George S. Patton

"A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop." Robert Hughes

"In a free society, every opportunity comes with three obligations. First, you must seize it. You must mold it into a work that brings value to others. Second, you must live it. Opportunity is nurtured only by action. Third, you must defend the freedom to pursue opportunities. You must embrace these three obligations as if the future of the United States depended on it. In fact, it does. " Robert C. Goizueta

"Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity."General George Smith Patton, Jr.

"It is fatal to enter any war without the will to win it." Douglas Macarthur

"The optimist sees opportunity in every danger; the pessimist sees danger in every opportunity." Winston Churchill

"Although at the moment they may be equal in their lack of a real answer, the man who replies "I'll find out," is much more valuable to his employer, his neighbor, and to himself than the man who replies "l don't know." Anonymous

"Don't expect to build up the weak by pulling down the strong." Calvin Coolidge

Our real problem, then, is not our strength today; it is rather the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow." Dwight D. Eisenhower

"That which does not kill me, makes me stronger." SEAL Team saying

"Where there is no shame, there is no honor." African Proverb

"In matters of style swim with the current; In matters of principle, stand like a rock." Thomas Jefferson

Liberals always feel your pain. Unless of course, they caused it. Dennis Miller

"And I know your next move, I watch you so much, 'There's been no proven link between the secular state of Iraq and al-Qaeda!' Come on. They both think we're Satan. Isn't that a nice starting point? Why are you so loathe to believe they might have each other on lunatic speed dial?" -- Dennis Miller on Hannity & Colmes.

"I'm not a politician," She says evenly. "If I want to be one, I'll run for office. Susan Sarandon, whom I know and love, is a fantastic actress. It's her right as an American to say whatever she wants. [But] just because you're rich and famous doesn't qualify you to make political statements. I don't put my opinions out there to influence people. You have alot of influence. And sometimes I feel it's undeserved influence." Reese Witherspoon

"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." Robin Williams (on Clinton/Lewinsky affair)

"Here the country had finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism and they don't want to fight it. They would have, except it would put them on the same side as the United States." Ann Coulter-

"Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now." Ann Coulter

C-Span debate monitored by Leon Panetta between Bill O’Reilly versus James Carville. What will Bill Clinton do with the rest of his life besides golf? Want a crack at that, James? James Carville replies I don’t know. I always wind up talking about him. I told somebody---I said defending President Clinton is like being in the Mafia, you just can’t get out of the thing. I’m the Michael Corleone. How do I get out of this business. Bill O’Reilly states Can I just say one thing? Really, this whole event has been worth it to hear James Carville admit he’s been involved in organized crime for the past eight years.

Don’t go around stating the world owes you a living; the world owes you nothing; it was here first. Mark Twain

My creed is that public service must be more than doing a job efficiently and honestly. It must be a complete dedication to the people and the nation with full recognition that every human being is entitled to courtesy and consideration, that constructive criticism is not only to be expected but sought, that smears are not only to be expected but to be fought, that honor is to be earned but not bought. Margret Chase Smith

A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, Walks like Jane and smells like a Cheetah. Ronald Reagan

Political Correctness, what does it mean? It means that telling us what to think has evolved into telling us what to say, so telling us what to do can’t be far behind. Before you claim to be a champion of free thought, tell me: Why did political correctness originate on American campuses? And why do you continue to tolerate it? Why do you, who’re supposed to debate ideas, surrender to suppression? Lets be honest who thinks professors can say what they really believe? It scares me to death, and should scare you too, that the superstition of political correctness rules the halls of reason. Charlton Hestons speech at Harvard Law School (Winning The Culture War)

The modern definition of the word “Hate and Racist” is someone who is winning an argument with a liberal. Unknown Author

Republicans believe that every day is the fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day is April 15. Ronald Reagan

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are “I’m from the government and I’m here to help.” Ronald Reagan

A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always count on the support of Paul. George Bernard Shaw

A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. Dwight Eisenhower

America is no longer the melting pot it used to be. It has now become a tossed salad of foreigners that arrive to our shores wanting to keep their culture and forcing our acceptance. Jay Severin

Ronald Reagan has a story for every occasion. Bill Clinton has an excuse for every occasion. Fred Barnes

Men who have offered their lives for their country know that patriotism is not the fear of something, it is the love of something. Adlai Stevenson

Listening to Democrats complain about inflation is like listening to germs complain about disease. Spiro Agnew

If you are going to achieve excellence in big things, you develop the habit in little matters. Excellence is not an exception, it is a prevailing attitude. Colin Powell

Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It’s perfect when it arrives and it puts itself on our hands. It hopes we’ve learned something from yesterday. John Wayne

Success is not final, Failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts. Sir Winston Churchill

Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30 and is not a conservative, has no brain. Sir Winston Churchill

The harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. Thomas Jefferson

We didn’t lose the game; we just ran out of time Vince Lombardi

Put your hands on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That is relativity Albert Einstein

Political Correctness is just Tyranny with manners. Charlton Heston

“President Clinton Boasts about 186,000 people denied firearms under the Brady law rules. The Brady law has been in force for three years. In that time, they have prosecuted seven people and put three of them in prison. You Know, the President has entertained more felons than that at fundraising coffees in the White House, for Pete’s sake…” Charlton Heston

“When you see all the rhetorical smoke billowing up from the Democrats, well ladies and gentleman, I’d follow the example of their nominee; Bill Clinton don’t inhale (1992 GOP convention) Ronald Reagan

“The governments view of the economy can be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves ,tax it. If it keeps on moving, regulate it. If it stops moving, subsidize it.” Ronald Reagan

“The Beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try and take it.” Thomas Jefferson

“ Americans have the right and advantage of being armed – unlike the citizens of other countries whose governments are afraid to trust the people with arms.” James Madison, The Federalist Papers No. 46 243-244

“Giving government money and power is like giving car keys and whiskey to a teenage boy.” P.J. O’Rourke

“Please do not feed the squirrels. If you feed the squirrels, they’ll become overweight, and prone to disease. Their population will grow, and they’ll lose their ability to forage for food on their own. They will expect you to feed them and will attack you if you don’t. They’ll become like little welfare recipients, and you wouldn’t want to do this to them.” Sign reported by Clifford F. Thies in Rocky Mountain National Park

Welcome to the Politically Correct Sates of America. Please turn your mind in to the nearest oppressed minority pressure group. It will be returned to you once we’ve decided what you can think. Unknown Author

“The unemployment numbers are down to the lowest in 25 years…. The principle credit goes to Janet Reno, who continued to appoint special prosecutors.” Dick Armey

The difference between a politician and a statesman is: a politician thinks of the next election and the statesman thinks of the next generation. James Freeman Clarke

Communism is like prohibition. It’s a nice idea, but it won’t work. Will Rogers

A man who thinks of himself as belonging to a particular national group in America has not yet become an American. Woodrow Wilson

There are no friends at cards or world politics. Finley Peter Dunne

Only if the’re coming to endorse my opponent. Don Johnson Democrat from Tennessee when asked if he wanted the Clintons to campaign for him.

Democrats have an answer to the unemployment problem. They’re all running for the Presidency. Bob Hope 1988

Not with this President. Donna Shalala, health and human service secretary under Bill Clinton, on the suggestion of a tax on junk food.

So much of left-wing thought is a kind of playing with fire by people who don’t even know that fire is hot. George Orwell

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies. Groucho Marks

The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. Mark Twain

Fox News Alan Colmes: ... and so far we have not found that smoking gun of WMD. Dennis Miller replies: Well, you know, anybody who doesn't believe they have chemical weapons over there should should have to go over and take a sip out of the Tigris River in the first place. History- Everyone can recognize history when it happens. Everyone can recognize history after it has happened; but it is only the wise man who knows at the moment what is vital and permanent, what is lasting and memorable. Sir Winston Churchill


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To: april15Bendovr
''If you pick up a starving dog, and feed him and make him well, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.'' -- Mark Twain

''There are lies, there are damned lies, ... and then there are statistics.'' -- Benjamin Disraeli

''The Germans are just like women; one can hardly appreciate their depths. They haven't any.'' -- Freidrich Nietzche

''Pouring ketchup/From the bottle/None'll come/And then a lot'll.'' -- Ogden Nash

''You probably should cut that pizza into only four slices. I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat six.'' -- Lawrence Peter 'Yogi' Berra

''I've had a very nice evening, but this wasn't it.'' -- Julius 'Groucho' Marx

''Man, if you have to ask, you'll never know.'' -- Louis Armstrong, on the subject of Jazz (or, any politician on the subject of the Constitution)

21 posted on 02/21/2004 12:13:35 AM PST by SAJ
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To: supercat
''The early worm **DESERVES** the bird.'' -- Robert A. Heinlein
22 posted on 02/21/2004 12:23:39 AM PST by SAJ
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To: PurVirgo
That happens alot. It's like the memebership date only goes into effect after midnight or something.
23 posted on 02/21/2004 12:25:52 AM PST by Fledermaus (Be careful who you are posting to...It could be a Moby tweaking you with lies!)
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To: april15Bendovr
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read. --Groucho Marx
24 posted on 02/21/2004 12:27:23 AM PST by Redcloak (¡LIBERE EL QUESO! ¡LIBERE EL QUESO! ¡LIBERE EL QUESO! ¡LIBERE EL QUESO! ¡LIBERE EL QUESO!)
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To: SAJ
What's that quote attributed to Churchill about some bimbo telling him he was a drunk and he replied, "madam, in the morning I'll be sober but you will still be ugly" or something to that effect?
25 posted on 02/21/2004 12:28:33 AM PST by Fledermaus (Be careful who you are posting to...It could be a Moby tweaking you with lies!)
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To: april15Bendovr
Thanks, this is great.
26 posted on 02/21/2004 12:28:38 AM PST by longfellow (www.ultimateamerican.com)
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To: longfellow
Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.
--H. L. Mencken
27 posted on 02/21/2004 12:38:34 AM PST by BushMeister
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To: PurVirgo
Curiosity killed the cat...

...and for a while, many of us were considered suspects.

28 posted on 02/21/2004 12:45:09 AM PST by Prime Choice (I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
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To: Prime Choice
LOL - too funny
29 posted on 02/21/2004 1:06:32 AM PST by PurVirgo (Here's a tip - Never weedeat the dog pen with your mouth open)
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To: Fledermaus; SAJ
Lady: Winston, you are drunk.
Churchill: And madam, you are ugly, but in the morning I shall be sober.

Lady: Sir, if you were my husband I'd put poison in your tea!
Chuchill: Ma'm, if you were my wife I'd drink it.

31 posted on 02/21/2004 1:36:35 AM PST by nolu chan
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To: nolu chan
THANKS! I love that story.
32 posted on 02/21/2004 1:43:49 AM PST by Fledermaus (Be careful who you are posting to...It could be a Moby tweaking you with lies!)
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To: april15Bendovr
Great post...thanks!
33 posted on 02/21/2004 3:41:52 AM PST by Right_in_Virginia
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To: april15Bendovr
Welcome to FR. Marking for a later read.
34 posted on 02/21/2004 3:50:44 AM PST by Iowa Granny (Impersonating June Cleaver since 1967)
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To: Fledermaus
then there's the churchill quote when he was at a party.a woman sitting next to him said,if i was your wife i'd serve you poison and churchill replied,if i was your husband,i'd drink it....
35 posted on 02/21/2004 4:58:54 AM PST by fishbabe
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To: april15Bendovr
Thanks for a great post.
36 posted on 02/21/2004 5:00:13 AM PST by KeyWest
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To: nolu chan
Yeah, those exchanges were between Churchill and Lady Astor, a political rival. As I recall, Lady Astor was at one time the Minister of Agriculture (hope that's the correct title), a post she got due to her political clout, rather than her knowledge of farming. Churchill said something in a parliamentary debate (I believe) along the lines that he doubted that the Minister of Agriculture could say how many toes were on a pig's foot. Lady Astor replied, "Well, take your little shoesies off, dear, and we'll have a look!"
37 posted on 02/21/2004 5:03:00 AM PST by solzhenitsyn ("Live Not By Lies")
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To: A Simple Soldier
"Churchill quote about liberal before 30 etc. is apocryphal. He almost certainly never said it."

I always thought Shaw said that. I thought I read it in Bartlett's familiar quotations, years ago. I'll look it up later and post again if I find it.
38 posted on 02/21/2004 5:04:22 AM PST by jocon307 (The dems don't get it, the American people do.)
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To: Fledermaus
The "bimbo" was Dame Lady Astor. He said it to her at a party.

She approached him and said, "Sir Winston, you're drunk." He replied, "Yes, madam, and your'e ugly. But I'll be sober in the morning."
39 posted on 02/21/2004 5:45:22 AM PST by CTOCS
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To: april15Bendovr
Welcome to FR
40 posted on 02/21/2004 5:50:32 AM PST by ChadGore (Viva Bush. He's EARNED a second term.)
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