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The OFFICIAL FReeper attack ad thread
Posted on 02/16/2004 1:30:04 PM PST by The G Man
Let's put our FReeper creativity to use. Give us your best attack ad for "W" to use this November.
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: ads; attackads; bush; election; gwb2004; kerry; kerry910
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To: The G Man
How about:
John Kerry wants us to decide this election over a war that happened thirty years ago.
That's because he has no clue how to respond in our current war.
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posted on
02/16/2004 3:48:35 PM PST
by
dirtboy
(John Kerry - talking out both ends of the horse since 1970...)
To: The G Man
Do you want Kerry hitting on your daughter?
42
posted on
02/16/2004 3:52:37 PM PST
by
SAMWolf
(Kerry has simultaneous flashbacks of fighting and protesting Vietnam, causing him to spit on himself)
To: The G Man
bookmark for later
To: The G Man
Wouldn't it be great if we had the kind of funding that moveon.org has so that we could actually get some of these on the air?
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posted on
02/16/2004 4:00:32 PM PST
by
mollynme
(cogito, ergo freepum)
To: The G Man
How do we get these great ideas to the RNC?
To: SAMWolf
Can we please...not show Kerry's crotch shot? We are still trying to forget Clinton's several years ago on the cover of Esquire. Thank you.
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posted on
02/16/2004 4:07:12 PM PST
by
John123
(Ketchup boy has been a poodle to rich women for the past 33 years!)
To: austingirl
The Big Dig, the largest, most expensive scam of federal tax dollars ever, should be fertile ground for campaign ads. Most Americans are unaware of how many billions of their taxes were wasted or stolen in this project that was far over budget and years overdue in Boston. Kerry and Kennedy were instrumental in getting this funded. This is a huge scandal in Massachusetts but it ripped off the entire nation of taxpayers.
To: austingirl; PhiKapMom
.....How do we get these great ideas to the RNC?....
Ping phikapmom
48
posted on
02/16/2004 4:11:01 PM PST
by
bert
(Have you offended a liberal today?)
To: The G Man
(fade in, "before" picture of John Kerry from about a year ago. Distorted Jimi Hendrix arrangement of "The Star-Spangled Banner" in background.)
(voiceover, fade in newspaper headlines with Kerry statements): John Kerry says he has never undergone plastic surgery or received botox injections.
(morph into recent "after" picture of Kerry, dated "PRESENT". Music changes to elegant classical in background)
(voiceover): Botox treatments are common, millions of people have received them. But is vanity an important enough reason to lie about the little things?
(music fades, dissolve to Bush in straw cowboy hat and jeans, working on barbed wire fence on ranch. Dissolve to logo.): BUSH/CHENEY 2004
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posted on
02/16/2004 4:12:58 PM PST
by
Johnny_Cipher
(Making hasenfeffer out of bunnyrabbits since 1980)
To: So Cal Rocket
Wow...now that is good!
To: TheSpottedOwl
I like it, simple and to the point.
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posted on
02/16/2004 6:54:41 PM PST
by
GailA
(Millington Rally for America after action http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/872519/posts)
To: So Cal Rocket
Very Nice!
52
posted on
02/16/2004 7:03:58 PM PST
by
Jet Jaguar
(Who would the terrorists vote for?)
To: TheSpottedOwl
I added a tad to your ad
George Bush honorably served his country during the Vietnam War, but didn't get any medals.
George Bush "We will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of the United States."
John Kerry served during the Vietnam War, won many medals, then threw some one else's medals back in his country's face.
John Kerry accused his fellow soldiers of rape, baby killing and torture, and his country of war crimes.
John Kerry Im an internationalist, Kerry told The Crimson in 1970. Id like to see our troops dispersed through the world only at the directive of the United Nations.
America needs a leader with morals, honor, and vision. Not a leader who will ask for a UN permission slip to protect America.
Bush/Cheney in 2004.
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posted on
02/16/2004 7:30:37 PM PST
by
GailA
(Millington Rally for America after action http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/872519/posts)
To: GailA
Yes! Thank you GailA! I wish the Republicans would run an ad like that :-)
54
posted on
02/16/2004 7:48:47 PM PST
by
TheSpottedOwl
(Until Kofi Annan rides the Jerusalem RTD....nothing will change.)
To: TheSpottedOwl
Your's was 95% perfect, with the extra 5% it is now 100%PERFECT. I couldn't resist. I'm proud of myself, stuff like this ad don't come easy to me. :-)
Print it out, use the post card setting if you have a Print program like Printmaster and pass them around, leave them in places like libraries, etc.
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posted on
02/16/2004 8:05:07 PM PST
by
GailA
(Millington Rally for America after action http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/872519/posts)
To: GailA; RonDog; Bob J; diotima; Jim Robinson
We should! I don't have printmaster, but I could do some damage with Word :-)
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posted on
02/16/2004 8:30:38 PM PST
by
TheSpottedOwl
(Until Kofi Annan rides the Jerusalem RTD....nothing will change.)
To: TheSpottedOwl; Dallas59; DoctorZIn
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posted on
02/16/2004 8:44:32 PM PST
by
RonDog
To: The G Man
GWB sitting on a stool in front of the window in the oval office...flag on either side. Speaking calmly but with purpose.
Some people suggest America can't fight her own battles, that we need help from those whose interests are frequently opposed to ours. They say if we defend ourselves we're bullies...that we're mean. If you agree that you want France and Germany to be in charge of our security, then you should vote for them. If you believe WE know what's best for our country, then you should vote for ME.
America the Beautiful playing...picture of a tank, an aircraft carrier, an AF jet, a NATIONAL GUARD member, etc. flashing by.
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posted on
02/16/2004 8:50:08 PM PST
by
Fracas
To: RonDog
KERRY AKBAR!!!!!
Long time no see RonDog!! Some good ideas to gear up for the upcoming protests :-D
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posted on
02/16/2004 9:00:47 PM PST
by
TheSpottedOwl
(Until Kofi Annan rides the Jerusalem RTD....nothing will change.)
To: GailA
Good one!
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