Viking KittiePAC Puts a Bounty on Trolls at FR

self | 2/14/2004 | self

[jriemer]

Wanted: Preferably Dead $0.01

As you have noticed, there has been an increased level of "troll traffic" at FR, so I have decided to make lemonade out of lemons and placed a $0.01 USD reward out for every Troll ZOT!ed at Free Republic. The contribution to the Bush re-elecion campaign, Republican candidates, and the RNC will be based on the total number of ZOT!ed Tolled blasted away between 2/16/2004 and Election Day. The AdminMods are highly effective in what they do so the final total could be a rather large sum.

If you are wondering why I'm only contributing $0.01 per ZOT!, ask yourself this - are trolls really worth more than a penny each? Trolls are vastly overvalued as it stands right now 8^)

Trolls think they can come to Free Republic and try crash our party - they are wrong. We're planning to turn the tables on them and going to use their numbers against them to help conservative candidates. We would appreciate your support by freep-mailing me that you want to be on the ZOT!List or want to help in other ways.

I appreciate your time for considering this proposal.

jriemer
High Priest / Founder The Cult of the Viking Kitties
Chairman / Founder, VKPac

[MeekOneGOP]

ha ! I went jriemer's 'In Forum' page and did a search for 'zot' and came right
here and HERE you are ! I see your ping and Freepmail too, now.

Did you already tell him of the last THREE we found yesterday and this
morning on THIS thread ??

Whitenproud
icydanger
siberice

They're dead, Jim.

[MeekOneGOP]

Oh ! The answer to my last question is YES ! haha !
I also see you got Whitey's COMPLETE name, unlike me ! haha!

[MeekOneGOP]

meek - b>>bmark this NOW!

Done ! Thanks ...

[sully777]

put me on the VK ping list

Elmer: Oh bwoomhilda you're so wuv-we

Bugs: Yes I know it, I can't help it!

[F.J. Mitchell]

How can we tell if a troll is really dead ? Their rants indicate their brain is dead, they smell dead and they vote for dimocrats, another sign of being deceased.

[MeekOneGOP]

Thanks for the heads up, XJones !

Here, jriemer, is the Troll XJones slew on THIS thread (now deleted):

Is Free Republic Free?
Posted by xJones to Bartt; mhking; MeekOneGOP
On News/Activism 03/15/2004 12:16:11 PM CST #5 of 15

Oh goody, we need someone like you today. Have you met Zot?

Bartt's dead, Jim.

[Soaring Feather]

Bartt ZOT!!

WTG.

[King Prout]

you'll have to add
peter_alabama_nfl, deceased 00:55 eastern 17Mar04
nuked to a high heat and flash quenched on this thread: "LIBERALS Are Gonna' HATE THIS AD"
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1099083/posts

and I swear on my blood I don't know who gets the kill shot.
he got fragged as I was replying to his first (and belligerent) contact with me.

puzzled me to no end. oh well.

[jriemer]

Wanted: Preferably Dead $0.15

Ladies and Gentleman, VKPac proudly annouces that in the first full month since Free Republic declared a beginning to major combat operations on 16 FEB 04, we have gathered pledges for $11.41 and eliminated 98 Trolls from this fine community.

In addition, VKPac has teamed up with "Books for Soldiers" who are pledging to ship one book, food item or personal care item to our soldiers in Iraq for each Troll ZOT!ed For details about you can help this program, click here Books for Soldiers or e-mail BooksToBabylon@comcast.net This is a parallel fund-raising operation in coordination with VKPac. VKPac will continue to pledge one penny per Troll ZOT per person until Election day.

VKPac is very excited to be working with BooksToBabylon to serve our men and women who sacrifice so much to make us free.

If you are interested in joining VKPac, BooksToBabylon or know someone who might be interested in joining the ZOT! list, please let me know.

Jriemer
High Priest / Founder The Cult of the Viking Kitties
Chairman / Founder, VKPac

Dead Trolls
March 12, 2004
true archer
ClintonHater
doublestandards

March 13, 2004
AVianator01
Icydanger
siberice

March 14, 2004
Whitenproud
rqr2wer
whitenproud1231

March 15, 2004
XJones

[jriemer]

Hot ZOT! News Flash!!!

See post #269.

jriemer

[TheSpottedOwl]

Wow, that's pretty cool!

[Old Sarge]

And the ZOT!'s just keep a-comin'!

You and the rest of the staff are doing yeomans' work, JR! Glad to see it done!

[international american]

BUMP

[GeekDejure]

Please... Please... Oh Pleeeezze can I maybe, kinda, sorta be a Troll ???

After viewing the ultra-high-voltage ZOT! applications that are being cleverly applied to those Stupid Chickenshirt Dems... err... ummm... oh yeah, those Brilliant Fearless Trolls... I figure that a similar ultra-high-voltage ZOT! applied to my pain ravaged back would be the equivalent of a miracle cure !!! ;-))

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[Defender2]

I drive by'ed one of 'em with one sentence of words, Saturday night.
He has not been back since!!!!:-)

[trussell]

????March 15, 2004????
????XJones?????

This must be a mistake. xJones is one of the prayer warriors. I just looked and the name is still active from 1999. Is it a different one than this?

[jriemer]

????March 15, 2004???? ????XJones?????

XJones was / is the unforunate victim of a copy-n-paste error from my Troll-source-file another ping list I maintain.

Appologies to XJones and I will make amends to the running Troll tally for 3/15/04.

jriemer

[trussell]

Thanks!!

xJones would be missed!!

[xJones]

XJones was / is the unforunate victim of a copy-n-paste error from my Troll-source-file another ping list I maintain.

Appologies to XJones and I will make amends to the running Troll tally for 3/15/04.

That's all right (sniff), apology accepted in Christian love. Which means I'll get you later, of course.:)

Trussell, very few would be missed more than you, thanks.

[trussell]

Thank you xJones, you are a blessing!!