DFU SONG: Billy Boy (Teresa sings to John Kerry Heinz)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 2-2004 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Plains/2025/music.html

MIDI - BILLY BOY (look in Children's section)

Did the intern please you, Johnny Boy, Johnny Boy
Did the intern please you, charming Johnny
If the intern had pleased you, your campaign will soon be through
'Cause you won't get a penny of my money

What about STDs, Johnny Boy, Johnny Boy
What about STDs, charming Johnny
If I get an STD, I'll cut you off at the knees
And you won't get a penny of my money

[doug from upland]

Teresa, are you a lapdog? You don't have to take this from any man.

[Just mythoughts]

followed by

ARE YOU SLEEPING, ARE YOU SLEEPING,

BROTHER JOHN, BROTHER JOHN,

MORNING BELLS ARE RINGING

MORNING BELLS ARE RINGING

DING DING DONG

[Enterprise]

Teresa to John:

"John you disgusting philandering cad. Bite me, hurt me, slap me, and degrade me like the helpless stupid bimbo that I am. I love it!"

[punster]

Kaptain Ketchup does have AIDES, doesn't he?

[Yaelle]

Good one, Doug.

But I wonder if she isn't in on this, despite what she once said. Strange how the chickipoo is in Teraysa's old haunts in Africa. Maybe she wants to be First Lady bad enough to put up with the philandering. And this is "normal marriage" for the left winger, anyway.

The only sacred marriage for a liberal is a gay marriage.

[doug from upland]

They do look at things differently, don't they?

[Ann Archy]

Sadly, I think terry Kerry knows ALL about Johnny's girlfriemds and will do NOTHING about it because she is a power-hungry B*TCH like Hilary!! Notice she's out of the country and will stay out ntil this dies down so she doesn't have to ACT like the loving wife!! DISGUSTING!!!

NEVER TRUST A DEMOCRAT WITH THE COUNTRY OR YOUR DAUGHTER!!!

[Yaelle]

Doug, did you happen to hear Al Rantel the other night on this subject? He admitted something that one gay male friend of mine confessed to me years ago: that 99.9% of gay male relationships will involve cheating (not always hidden).

[gonzo]

"...Strange how the chickipoo is in Teraysa's old haunts in Africa..."

I dunno. Mozambique is a fur-piece from Kenya.

Keep the Kerry songs comin' fast, Doug. I think Kerry's gonna do a Gary Hart on us.............FRegards

[doug from upland]

I've heard Al say that before. Yes, it is obvious.

[Freedom of Speech Wins]

Should read "your" campaign instead of you're the abbreviation for you are, campaign. Unless you are trying to simulate some type of Ma. accent that I am missing.

Like the nickname you used, Ketchup Boy, in the Hanoi Jane song, which was hysterical.