Saddle Tattle

Political Satire/Commentary at PoliSat.Com ^ | Feb. 13, 2004 | Jim Wrenn

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John Kerry stays in the saddle by galloping past kiss-and-tell tattle. Kiss-and-Tell Tattle and Rides in the Saddle.·

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By whom was John Kerry assailed by claims he's a Clintonesque male? Though Drudge has been mum on who beat the drum, it seems that such beating has failed.

A pundit named Crawford¹ explained the Drudge-source by him can't be named but said, not implied, the rumor described was recently "shopped"² by Lehane.

At PoliSat.Com we are betting the timing and place of the setting for rumors to rise were really devised as tests of political vetting.³·

Since Clark has decided to park the horse that he rode in the dark in John Kerry's stable, has Wesley disabled a "deadlock" for Hillary sparked?

Regardless of whether the source for Drudge favors Hill'ry or Gore or merely had hurried the vetting for Kerry, what's next for both Hill'ry and Gore?

With Kerry surviving the battle of rumors of kiss-and-tell tattle, then Hill'ry may be content to receive from Kerry a ride on his saddle.

So, what's been inflicted on Gore? A wound or just merely a sore? It's likely to mean a "Scream of the Dean" duet with the "Roar of the Gore."

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