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DFU SONG: Africa (Kerry sends his bimbo to Africa)
DFU SONG PARODIES
| 2-2004
| Lyrics, Doug from Upland
Posted on 02/12/2004 7:31:09 PM PST by doug from upland
http://gutsoft.webpark.pl/midi.htm
MIDI - AFRICA
Today I saw Drudge’s flashing light
And I knew it wouldn’t be a good thing appearing in there
I have put up such a valiant fight
Torricelli helped me sink poor Dean, we caught him unaware
I am so frightened of my wife
And I’ve been wondering if I should try to go home, do I dare?
Why must some women cause such strife?
Now the story’s all over the world
They’re trying to take it away from me
And I suspect behind it all you’ll find dear Hillary
I sent my bimbo to Africa
Will she blab about how she spanked me with spatulas
Stay away, stay away
I thought that the race was done
I was set for Dubya and the RAT smear machine was in gear
Hey, I just sought some sexual fun
And now everyone everywhere is seeking facts, they’ve been all over my rear
Why must some women cause such strife?
Now the story’s all over the world
They’re trying to take it away from me
And I suspect behind it all you’ll find dear Hillary
I sent my bimbo to Africa
Will she blab about how she spanked me with spatulas
Stay away, stay away
(musical break)
Now the story’s all over the world
They’re trying to take it away from me
And I suspect behind it all you’ll find dear Hillary
I sent my bimbo to Africa
Will she blab about how she spanked me with spatulas
Stay away, stay away
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2004; africa; bimbo; bimboeruption; kerry; teresawillmaimhim; typicalrat
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posted on
02/12/2004 7:32:02 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Democrats have such HIGH STANDARDS.
3
posted on
02/12/2004 7:37:23 PM PST
by
Diogenesis
(If you mess with one of us, you mess with all of us)
To: All
4
posted on
02/12/2004 7:38:34 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
"Thanks, I think?"
5
posted on
02/12/2004 7:44:05 PM PST
by
Beck_isright
("I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - (Fill in name of Democrat here))
To: Beck_isright
Okay, who can guess where she is ---
6
posted on
02/12/2004 7:49:49 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Another good one! You have had a very busy week!
7
posted on
02/12/2004 7:51:15 PM PST
by
PhiKapMom
(AOII Mom -- Support Bush-Cheney '04 -- Losing is not an Option!)
To: doug from upland
LOL
8
posted on
02/12/2004 7:52:04 PM PST
by
Saundra Duffy
(For victory & freedom!!!)
To: doug from upland
On Mommy's plantation. Care to wager if some obscure communist guerilla group kills her?
9
posted on
02/12/2004 7:55:58 PM PST
by
Beck_isright
("I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - (Fill in name of Democrat here))
To: PhiKapMom
Yep, I've put aside business to probably write six or seven songs in two days. I really have been angry over the phony AWOL nonsense.
10
posted on
02/12/2004 7:56:10 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: Beck_isright
Where is the plantation?
11
posted on
02/12/2004 7:56:40 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Mozambique.
12
posted on
02/12/2004 7:57:25 PM PST
by
Beck_isright
("I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - (Fill in name of Democrat here))
To: doug from upland
Of course the Heinz family owns zillions of acres of cocoa farms throughout Africa, but since Mom is from Mozambique, I'm wagering there. It's the one place even Whorealdo won't go!
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posted on
02/12/2004 7:58:30 PM PST
by
Beck_isright
("I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - (Fill in name of Democrat here))
To: Beck_isright
Ummmmmmmm. Cocoa.
14
posted on
02/12/2004 8:00:07 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Call me a VRWC nut, but it seems logical....
15
posted on
02/12/2004 8:01:11 PM PST
by
Beck_isright
("I did not have sexual relations with that woman" - (Fill in name of Democrat here))
To: doug from upland
Oh man, I got a Blad when I tried to get the MIDI you thoughtfully referenced. I've never gotten a Blad before. "My Blad."
What's a "Blad", you ask? Click the MIDI link!
16
posted on
02/12/2004 8:01:50 PM PST
by
Hank Rearden
(Never let your life be directed by people who could only get government jobs.)
To: doug from upland
Where in the world is... Kerry's Missing Mistress!
Sounds like a new game show.
17
posted on
02/12/2004 8:04:33 PM PST
by
eXe
(The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war)
To: Hank Rearden
18
posted on
02/12/2004 8:06:34 PM PST
by
doug from upland
(Don't wait until it is too late to stop Hillary -- do something today!)
To: doug from upland
Understand your anger -- your songs have been great -- helps my anger too to read them!
19
posted on
02/12/2004 8:10:06 PM PST
by
PhiKapMom
(AOII Mom -- Support Bush-Cheney '04 -- Losing is not an Option!)
To: doug from upland
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posted on
02/12/2004 8:31:29 PM PST
by
mass55th
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