Hillary wild over Bill's new blond? (Paper claims Canadian conservative "friendly" with Bubba)

CanWest/Global ^ | 2.7.04

[mhking]

After a steady stream of mostly flattering headlines, Conservative leadership candidate Belinda Stronach received some unwelcome attention Friday in the form of a supermarket tabloid front page that blared: Hillary Screams Divorce Over BILL'S NEW BLOND.

The headline in the Globe weekly, a reference to Stronach's friendship with former U.S. president Bill Clinton, is accompanied by a full-page photo of the two walking together into a Toronto charity event last year.

The innuendo-filled article suggests Hillary Clinton, a New York senator and the wife of the former president, is upset that rumours of an amorous liaison between her husband and Stronach could scuttle her presidential ambitions. As a result, she has ordered him not to see Stronach, the paper reported.

The Globe says Clinton and Stronach went skiing in Colorado last month, "but when Hillary learned the longtime pals also planned to get together at a conference in Switzerland later that month to map 37-year-old Belinda's plans to lead Canada's Conservative party, she hit the roof and read her husband the 'bimbo riot act.'"

A Stronach spokesman said, "this matter is utterly ridiculous."

[Theodore R.]

I don't think the Conservative Party of Canada (as with Britain) is much of a "conservative" party at all. Chuck Baldwin, the FL evangelist, says the same thing here about our GOP.

[hchutch]

She's okay - wouldn't turn down an advance if she made one towards me... :)

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Bubba is in this one for the money. He's been taking lessons from John Kerry!

[willyboyishere]

Thanks for bringing this thread straight into the realm of THE WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, and beyond, way beyond, with the picture of Baby Chimp Hillary.

[backhoe]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1073599/posts
Hillary burns in Bill, Belinda tab shocker [BIMBO ERUPTION ALERT!!]
toronto globe and mail ^ | 2/7/4
Hillary run out of testicular lock boxes?
Get the full story on Belinda Stronach at--
http://www.freedominion.ca
http://www.belinda.ca
http://stronach.blogspot.com

[suzyq5558]

As a result, she has ordered him not to see Stronach,

Clintigula has not ever listened to one order that cankles has shouted his way. ashtrays lobbed upside his head have had nil effect. I just dont think the threats will be taken to seriously cankles,you've allowed your no good man to skate one too many times while playing the poor ,poor victim.no one cares and no one is listening.

[solitas]

How about him and an American, ala lewinsky?
Yeah, well, at least HER 'open borders' weren't a national security threat. :D

[Redleg Duke]

I know...I know...I have got to stop internalizing! :-)

[thegreatbeast]

Clinton and Stonach have been seeing each other for awhile now.

As far as her accomplishments, ...blah blah blah...Kennedy School...yada yada yada...barbrastreisand.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Ooooo, she's sweet!