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Britney as Bond Girl? Aieeee!!
Houston Chronicle ^
| 2/5/2004
Posted on 02/05/2004 7:15:09 PM PST by ArcLight
Hoping to follow former Bond girls such as Halle Berry, Jane Seymour and Ursula Andress, Britney Spears met in London recently with the producers of the James Bond movies, reportedly at her request.
Spears' Web site says she has signed on to produce and star in an adaptation of author Tobi Tobin's Door to Door, in which she will play a teenager trying to catch her big break in Hollywood.
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To: ArcLight
just say no.
Beauty is only skin deep.
annoying makes me stay far far far far far away.
(if this is true then justin whatshisname must be the next bond.)
To: missyme
Bronson is kinda wimpie not a good choice for Bond Hey, buddy. That wimpie is Bros-nan.
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posted on
02/06/2004 12:54:42 AM PST
by
archy
(Angiloj! Mia kusenveturilo estas plena da angiloj!)
To: ArcLight
WWCD
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posted on
02/06/2004 12:56:07 AM PST
by
Lancey Howard
(What Would Cubby Do?)
To: ArcLight
Gee didn't Madonna try her hand in acting too??
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posted on
02/06/2004 12:58:17 AM PST
by
Mo1
(Join the dollar a day crowd now!)
To: Hodar
She is no Pussy Galore.
she is Fungible McBimbo
yawn
To: Luke Skyfreeper
Fungible McBimbo
To: RightWingNut
Denise Richards anyone ?? Caroline Munro, *Naomi,* from The Spy Who Loved Me
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posted on
02/06/2004 1:04:12 AM PST
by
archy
(Angiloj! Mia kusenveturilo estas plena da angiloj!)
To: Major_Risktaker
In the last bond movie, Madona was edited in. In the two seconds her face was visible you could have subbed in ANY actress. lame. (madona, the female michael jackson)
To: Major_Risktaker
Ms. Bulldagger 1st Lesbo-Bond girlActually, Pussy Galore (Goldfinger) was a lesbian. She was "converted" by Bond.
To: shiva
The REAL James Bond!
But a master of disguise:
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posted on
02/06/2004 1:10:43 AM PST
by
archy
(Angiloj! Mia kusenveturilo estas plena da angiloj!)
To: archy
How about the name
Trampy Mounds?
To: Major_Risktaker
Ms. Bulldagger 1st Lesbo-Bond girl... She may be kissing that old Madonna skank, but like a good spygal she's clearly thinking of the flag and her Premier ministre:
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posted on
02/06/2004 1:15:09 AM PST
by
archy
(Angiloj! Mia kusenveturilo estas plena da angiloj!)
To: longtermmemmory
How about the name Trampy Mounds?
Woancha Doomee.
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posted on
02/06/2004 1:17:16 AM PST
by
archy
(Angiloj! Mia kusenveturilo estas plena da angiloj!)
To: SouthernFreebird
They can't be that stupid to put Spears in a Bond film can they.. ? I could think of two roles they might write for her probably not beyond her talents, and that she could play as straight dramatic roles, something of which her career is not blessed with an excess.
They'd never do it in a hundred years.
-archy-/-
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posted on
02/06/2004 1:25:21 AM PST
by
archy
(Angiloj! Mia kusenveturilo estas plena da angiloj!)
To: Stewart_B
Looks pretty good to me. Commander Bond? You want fries with that?
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posted on
02/06/2004 1:27:25 AM PST
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archy
(Angiloj! Mia kusenveturilo estas plena da angiloj!)
To: archy
My bad.....( Thanks for the corrections. Bronson was the Shiza...
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posted on
02/06/2004 7:26:40 AM PST
by
missyme
To: supercat
It is hard to put a finger on exactly what caused the decline in the Bond movies, but it seems to be pretty closely aligned with how well they stay with the story as written by Fleming.
Dr. No which imo was the best went almost exactly by the book. I recall a very minor scene with the government official in which he taps his match box which is shown exactly as described in the book. From Russia With Love and Goldfinger got a little further away but were still excellent.
The last dozen or so had virtually nothing to do with the story except for the title. Now even the titles are made up.
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posted on
02/06/2004 8:18:06 AM PST
by
yarddog
To: supercat
It is hard to put a finger on exactly what caused the decline in the Bond movies, but it seems to be pretty closely aligned with how well they stay with the story as written by Fleming.
Dr. No which imo was the best went almost exactly by the book. I recall a very minor scene with the government official in which he taps his match box which is shown exactly as described in the book. From Russia With Love and Goldfinger got a little further away but were still excellent.
The last dozen or so had virtually nothing to do with the story except for the title. Now even the titles are made up.
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posted on
02/06/2004 8:18:14 AM PST
by
yarddog
To: Charles Henrickson
One more.
Mary Anne Muffett.
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posted on
02/06/2004 8:49:28 AM PST
by
Luke Skyfreeper
(For your post: Michael <a href="http://www.michaelmoore.com">miserable failure</a> Moore)
To: archy
As a friend of mine would say "No major defects" !! LOL
P.S. No minor ones that I can see either !
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