Britney as Bond Girl? Aieeee!!

Houston Chronicle ^ | 2/5/2004

[ArcLight]

Hoping to follow former Bond girls such as Halle Berry, Jane Seymour and Ursula Andress, Britney Spears met in London recently with the producers of the James Bond movies, reportedly at her request.

Spears' Web site says she has signed on to produce and star in an adaptation of author Tobi Tobin's Door to Door, in which she will play a teenager trying to catch her big break in Hollywood.

[missyme]

Who is your son? chooter? Is this a family affair?

[Fifth Business]

How about--Traila Parks?

Ima Trollop? Too obvious?

[fatima]

You have been a bad boy,I checked your posts, tom.,only 1 hour on FR and ping me to all posts,sleep well son.I lovya,night.

[Joe_October]

Johnny Ping.

[flashbunny]

grace jones wasn't the bond girl, she was the villan girl. The bond girl in that movie was tanya roberts.

[Fifth Business]

Yes, of course I'm talking tobacco. Fine English blend tobaccos--Dunhill, G.L. Pease, Samuel Gawith... Mmmmmm. Plenty of Cypriot Latakia, Balkan and Turkish tobaccos. I'm enjoying a bit of 'Squadron Leader' right now--with a Guinness.

Hi, chookter. I'm with you on the pipe smoking. But I like a mix of mature Virginias and 30% Perique. It's got a nice kick. I stay away from the orientals as my wife can't abide them.

[Stewart_B]

Remember when Grace Jones was one? I've never been that desperate.

The thought of that makes my little turtle curl up like a dip in an ice cold pond in the middle of winter.

[flying Elvis]

Here's a few:

K. Jenn Hoochie
Ellfair Mum
Dr. No Talent
Hoochie Galore
Teena Tramp
L. A. Coonazz (You Louisianans will get that one)

[flying Elvis]

Queen Latifah would rock Bond's world. lol

[Dianna]

Perhaps she has the talent for it, we'll see when and if she ever does a movie.

She's already starred in her own movie. Something about a wanna-be girl singer driving cross country with some girlfriends. I wasn't interested. Guess no one else was either.

[Calvin Locke]

I saw an promo interview with Halle Berry on the TV Guide channel for her Bond film.

Prejudices aside - The TV Guide Channel as a mouth piece generally turns me off 80%+ of the time (hmmm, I wonder if
they are trying to get me to buy the hardcopy???)

- Ms. Berry was alluding to herself as a spin off of Bond at that time.

I must confess I don't remember the last time I paid to see a Bond movie. And I had the [toy] briefcase as kid.

[Stewart_B]

Looks pretty good to me.

[archy]

The picture proves my point. She doesn't look like some savvy, mature, seductress. She looks like some trampy lipglossed high school kid showing off her latest purchases from the local Wal-Mart.<

You happen to recall BiBi Dahl from For Your Eyes Only, as played by Lynn Holly-Johnson? That gave us the splendid Bond quote of *Well, you put your clothes on, and I'll buy you an ice cream...*

[archy]

I've got such a thing for Britney. I'd stalk her like a jap fan-boy--uh, if I did that kind of thing...

CosPlay does seem more your style....Come to think of it, considering BritKnees' first video, so is she. Maybe you're onto something there....

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[archy]

Let's come up with some other good Bond girl names for her.

How about--Traila Parks?

What's wrong with BritKnees Spears?

[archy]

Will this be a Broccoli-Spears production?

Somewhere Cubby is smiling at that one.

[archy]

We need a new Bond more than a new Bond girl. Brosnan is a flaming lefty. The quicker he is dumped the better.

Vinnie Jones, from Snatch and Lock, Stock, and two Smoking Barrels.

[archy]

I must confess I don't remember the last time I paid to see a Bond movie. And I had the [toy] briefcase as kid.

I had one too. But I didn't know there was a toy version.

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[BulletBobCo]

Teezim Sumore

[archy]

That's cool..Sean is the only Bond I truly enjoy watching...

But The Time is coming. And won't Connery make a splendid *M*.