Zot! for the truth [and great justice!]

Gorilla News Network ^ | 01/30/04 | Rick Wilson

[Moose4]

Almost too cute to be a Viking Kitty.

That's the secret. He lets people get close, blinded by his incredible innate cuteness, then he strikes. And I've got the hand scars to prove it.

I keep meaning to get a picture of him looking ferocious to use as a Viking Kitten thread picture...but every time he sees the digital camera come out, he goes all cute. Maybe if I dug up a small pointy helmet...

}:-)4

[Moose4]

A moose once bit my sister....

She asked me to. Really.

}:-)4

[eyespysomething]

Here's one to play with:

Marco Paris:

http://freerepublic.com/focus/news/finduser?user=Marco%20Paris

[Terriergal]

go away. Oh ... whoops you're already gone.

[Terriergal]

Gorilla for sale.

ROFL!

[freedumb2003]

Donate 9 cents. And send it to them in pennies, taped to a piece if cardboard.

[WinOne4TheGipper]

You, my man, are a stain.
You need more power in the brain.
How could you be so dumb?
You stick out like a soar thumb.
Now you back down the DU drain.

[Poohbah]

SKYBIRD SKYBIRD DO NOT ANSWER

SKYBIRD SKYBIRD DO NOT ANSWER

EMERGENCY ACTION MESSAGE FOLLOWS:

COMMAND WORD: COTTONMOUTH
DESIGNATOR: JERICHO
DAY WORD: TRINITY

ZOT PER SIOP OPTION TWO ONE ZULU "GRAND TOUR" TIMING OPTION ONE

AUTHENTICATOR: VIKING KITTENS ARE OUR OVERLORDS, AND WOULD YOU MIND NOT SHOOTING AT THE THERMONUCLEAR ZOTS?

EMERGENCY ACTION MESSAGE ENDS

BT



NNNN

[Darksheare]

I'm FReeper, you're DU. Everything you say isn't true of me but is true of you.

[Mr. K]

OMG! WHATTHEHELLISTHAT???????????

[BabsC]

I have a similiar problem. My 5 pound persian is soooo cute and cuddly looking. I refer to her as my viking kitty.

I tell everyone who comes in the house not to pet her cause she's mean. 2 out of 5 times they have to find out the hard way. She is petted only when she wants it otherwise she'll draw blood. She's pretty verbal and lets me know when I can love on her otherwise she just gives me "the look" I have a 80 pound husky that runs from "that look".

[rabidralph]

It's the guts of the whale that exploded in Taiwan, earlier this week. A science foundation was transporting the whale for study when the gasses, built up in the body, exploded, spewing entrails all over the busy city street.