Smooth! Docs Say Senator Kerry Looks Botoxed

New York Observer ^

[PeoplesRepublicOfWashington]

He definitely looks less French with the botox.

He's obviously lying about never having heard of 'it.' What's this lie going to do to his credibility?

[utahagen]

There's some new substance that's very similar to Botox, but has a different name. How much do you want to bet that that's what was used on Kerry? That way, Kerry can deny he's used Botox without (technically lying).

[Paul Atreides]

I'm more interested in knowing if Kerry and Patricia Schroeder have the same hair stylist.

[gunnedah]

I beg to differ with you he is drinking a liquid preparation-H formula and washes the face with alum!

[ServesURight]

LOL!

[arasina]

Birds of a feather Botox together.

[NYCVirago]

There's some new substance that's very similar to Botox, but has a different name. How much do you want to bet that that's what was used on Kerry? That way, Kerry can deny he's used Botox without (technically lying).

Are you talking about Restalyne? At any rate, I think you've nailed it -- good thinking!

[utahagen]

Yes, that's the product!

[M Kehoe]

Favorite thing to do to Teresa's jewelry to raise campaign cash - hocks

LOL! First the house, and then the jewelry.

Prediction: Teresa is going to find John in bed bonking Jane "traitor whore' Fonda. Film at 11.

5.56mm

[Salvation]

They both look terrible.

How about this one?

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[Salvation]

A real makeover, in other words.

[Zebra]

The power of Botox is revealed in this stunning "After/Before" photo:

[spindoctor]

Kerry could use some cosmetic dentistry while he's at it. Did you notice that green fang on the right side of his mouth?

[mombonn]

Her diagnosis of Sen. Kerry: "He's more relaxed because he's been winning," she said.

My diagnosis of Manhattan's Dr. Patricia Wexler: She's a RAT botox injector hoping to drum up business by her discreet diagnosis of Sen. Kerry.

[Charles Henrickson]

Kerry could use some cosmetic dentistry while he's at it. Did you notice that green fang on the right side of his mouth?

Probably a war wound he got in Vietnam. How dare you pick on a veteran?

[Charles Henrickson]

Of course it is too orange because Kerry doesn't want that New England Pasty Palor, so he looks like he has a fake tan.

The two senators from Massachusetts, in the middle of winter:

[technochick99]

Bunny nose... tee hee....

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Massholes

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

Kerry has had a chin-tuck or jaw adjustment job at some point in his career. His chin used to jut WAY out.

[NotJustAnotherPrettyFace]

I have stage makeup experience, and would agree with your assessment. Kerry is too orange and it's some kind of "fake" color. Might even be the instant sunning lotion stuff.... or the spray-on airbrush stuff as you suggest. It's not like his wife doesn't have enough money to pay for it. The question is......... are they trying to deduct his "upkeep" as campaign expense on FEC reports? I'd love to see their expense receipts. Hmmmmmm......