Smooth! Docs Say Senator Kerry Looks Botoxed

New York Observer ^

[doug from upland]

Favorite toxin - Botox
Favorite team - BoSox
Favorite drink - Chevas rocks
Favorite childhood illness - Chicken pox
Favorite fast food restaurant - Jack in the Box
Favorite garments - jocks
Favorite animal - ox
Favorite trial lawyer targets - docs
Favorite food - lox
Favorite polluntant - NOx
Favorite audio manufacturer - Vox
Favorite radio broadcasting network - Cox
Favorite TV network - FOX
Favorite thing to do to Teresa's jewelry to raise campaign cash - hocks

[smith288]

An adult man having something done to his face ...Botulism injections....is this what mature men do??

True...but Kerry is especially ugly (I would even say uglier than Kucinich but its a toss up). I would imagine his advisors told him such and recommended something to look at least slightly younger.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

The very obvious sign of Kerry's botox is not only the forehead wrinkles, but the hound dog eyes are now lifted. Look closely at the angle of the droop on his eyes on the bottom BEFORE photo and then compare them with the straight brow that he has now. And of course Kerry is familiar with the Botox procedure, his wife's doctor makes housecalls!

[finnman69]

[maizey]

What's that lump under his eye? Who socked him?
His new look eeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[newzhawk]

"let's not sink low as Dems" well ... let's at least expose the fact that this guy is so into image remake etc that he would run out and botox his face to provide a sunny disposition just as Al Gore did with his earth tones and Physical trainer( ie alpha male lookalike) Next Kerry will have a photo shoot of him shooting ducks like Clinton did and the Dems will all swoon- while at the same time criticizing Bush for hunting or fishing

[Indie]

Does it really matter?

YEAH IT DOES MATTER.

[happydogdesign]

One more Botox treatment...

[GulliverSwift]

Where have you been? Lurch has already done that.

[gdani]

well ... let's at least expose the fact that this guy is so into image remake etc that he would run out and botox his face to provide a sunny disposition

Should we be just as concerned about Schwarzenegger's plastic surgery and/or botox?

About Reagan's "black" hair?

Or how about we *gasp* concentrate on Kerry's atrocious record & leave the superficial stuff to Entertainment Tonight & People magazine?

[finnman69]

[Cicero]

Of course it matters. Little things are often giveaways, and having your face injected with botox in the middle of an election campaign is more than a little thing.

People rightly thought less of algore when he paid an image adviser astronomical sums to tell him to wear brown suits.

OTOH, I remember when Ronald Reagan's advisers said that he ought to take off his jacket, hook his finger in it, and hang it over his shoulder like JFK. He replied something to the effect of, "That's not me." And he was right. It would have been a juvenile trick.

[claudiustg]

---"Absolutely, I've never even heard it," Mr. Kerry responded. "I've never even heard of it."---

Let's see, a rich, middle-aged man, who lives and dies on camera, that's never heard of botox. What are the odds?

[petitfour]

Did Reagan dye his hair? I've read many a time that he did not.

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>...What are the odds?

If he's never heard of botox, It's 100% certain that I will be the next "former Mr. Briney Spears"

[NYCVirago]

Whatever the case, Sen. Kerry's press secretary David Wade, sounded flabbergasted by the accusations. "John Kerry has not had botox treatments," Mr. Wade wrote in an email. "And since when do plastic surgeons make diagnoses from Drudge Report photos?

I'm sure the Kerry campaign was equally indignant last week when reporters interviewed shrinks who psychoanalyzed Howard Dean by watching the "I have a seream" speech, and announced that Dean is insane. Right?

[Charles Henrickson]

Briney Spears

AKA "Pickles"?

[NYCVirago]

Let's see, a rich, middle-aged man, who lives and dies on camera, that's never heard of botox. What are the odds?

Not to mention that his wife has publicly talked about getting Botox done to herself! If he's really never heard of Botox, then doesn't that mean he's out of touch with what's happening with his own wife?

[GailA]

LOOK he's dyed his hair too! Did ELRushbo say hanoi john's Mrs uses botox regularly?

[katana]

Frankly, the change makes him look like a corpse in an open coffin. Same waxy artificial pallor. Give him a cape and fake fangs and he'll have his Halloween plans set. The old hound dog look was better. Reminds me of Gore's orange glow (somebody check the timer on tanning bed no. 5) in the second debate.