John Kerry: Nice Piece Of Meat

01/28/04 | torchthemummy

[torchthemummy]

John Kerry: Nice Piece Of Meat

I've been waiting to tell this story for sometime. I wanted to see whether John Kerry's campaign would go anywhere or not. Since he seems to be leading the pack it's time to tell a simple, yet telling, story of Kerry that I witnessed for myself.

In 1998-1999 I was working at a small, highly-rated gourmet shop on Beacon Hill in Boston. It was at the height of the impeachment trial and Kerry had just flown back to Boston. Once he had gotten to his Beacon Hill home at 19 Louisburg Square (yes, the same one mortgaged and site of the infamous "little dig" episode where Kerry and Heinz had a fire hydrant moved around the corner to add another parking spot) he gave our store a call just as we were closing. He asked if he could sneak down real quick to get a few items and the manager agreed.

When he got down to the store he knocked and we let him in. He was wearing his brand-new looking Vietnam Vets leather jacket that always stood out as a cry for admiration (who knew he served?). As a conservative and having already met him multiple times before, I didn't see this as an appropriate time to reveal my political belief system since I felt it would be a waste of time and breath so I casually asked how he was doing. Assuming I knew of his current position as a member of the highest-profile jury since Andrew Johnson, he said "It's tough dealing with sexual fanatics."

Then Kerry moved over to the meat section and was having a conversation with the butcher on duty when one of the employees, an attractive 15 year-old hispanic girl, walked by to get to the back of the store. As she approached Kerry gave a purring hello and then as she passed, grabbed a package of beef and while staring at the 15-year-old's, er, posterior, pronounced, "Now that's a nice piece of meat."

I wanted to belt the guy right then and there. Needless to say I didn't.

Anyways, it's not a blockbuster story but illustrates that Kerry is another in a large club on the left that profess to be a "Champion of Women" just for political posturing/gain while in the background are just salivating (and maybe more) at every pretty thing that comes their way. Bill Clinton would be proud.

So if you see Kerry on the trail in a state near you, yell out "Nice piece of meat" and see what kind of reaction you get.

[brewcrew]

It may be true, but it's hearsay.

[finnman69]

bump

[cripplecreek]

actually i was thinking that kerry looks kinda like a strip of jerky.

[evad]

This story would only endear him more to his base.

[finnman69]

Imagine what he would say about J-LO?

Teresa does not rate on the meat scale?

[T Minus Four]

Kerry was in VietNam?

[exnavy]

Must be a democrat thing, I'll admit That I do notice attractive women. But I avoid ogling them.

[lilylangtree]

Ketchup Kerry (and Teresa Heinz) look like a saddle that was left out in the rain too long. Both are ugly as sin.

[Williams]

Everything is "hearsay." There are exceptions to hearsay that make such statements admissable in court. For example, if Kerry were on trial for sexual harrassment his statement might be an admission against interest and therfore acdmissible. Just about everything in every newspaper is "hearsay" every day, but I've had democrat controlled reporters tell me they can't print a direct quote from a dem politician because "it's hearsay." No, it's "BS."

[aruanan]

It may be true, but it's hearsay.

Ha ha. Anything that you don't experience yourself is hearsay.

[brewcrew]

There are exceptions to hearsay that make such statements admissable in court.

Court is one thing. The court of public opinion is something else.

[W04Man]

sounds like an eye witness report to me.

[finnman69]

Pitch your story to someone at FOX...they may bite.

[torchthemummy]

"It may be true, but it's hearsay."

I can't proive the story is true but if you lived here in Boston such a story about Kerry comes as no surpise.

[jla]

This story would only endear him more to his base.

I think you're right.
One can only imagine how many liberal wives packed away their nurse & cheerleader outfits and now enter the bedroom in a blue dress w/matching black beret & thong.

[brewcrew]

I can't proive the story is true but if you lived here in Boston such a story about Kerry comes as no surpise.

I don't doubt it in the least.

[12B]

Candidate sees "attractive" hispanic girls butt and digs it. Comments on same to another dude. OK, where's the problem?

[torchthemummy]

Thanks!

[HitmanLV]

Actually, it's not hearsay.

The person is giving an account of something they heard - it is direct evidence that he uttered the words in that context.

It would be hearsay if the person's account was to be used to prove if the young girl's rear end was, indeed and in fact, a nice peice of meat.