Tom Shales: Bush, "Scary"; Ted Kennedy Worthy of Mount Rushmore

MRC ^ | Thursday January 22, 2004 | BrentBaker

[Henchman]

Kennedy's cockiness got one woman killed! How will they chisel the blood shot eyes onto Rushmore?

[mattdono]

Well, Shales is smoking something, namely Ted Kennedy's pole (apparently).

[Luke]

Yep! Only after his murder trial.

[hattend]

Proof positive that Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy is skewing the "obesity in America needs to be legislated" research.

[Jaxter]

"Ted Kennedy worthy of Mount Rushmore."

Mount Rushmore? You couldn't fit that big, fat head on the Rock of Gibraltar.

[clintonh8r]

Ahoy! Moby Dick!

[Ragirl]

...he was ready to take his place next to Jefferson on Mount Rushmore

BWAHHAAAA! The only thing alcoholic murderer Kennedy has in common with Mount Rushmore is that he's stoned most of the time.

[Viking2002]

Ted Kennedy isn't even worthy enough to drive past Mount Rushmore. To even suggest that that fat, drunken Marxist's face should defile a national monument next to men much greater than him is a travesty.

[Mr. Buzzcut]

The only thing alcoholic murderer Kennedy has in common with Mount Rushmore is that he's stoned most of the time.

Hahahahaa!

[leprechaun9]

Mt. Rushmore is smaller than the Whale from Taxachusetts! His face wouldn't fit.

[BigSkyFreeper]

There isn't room up there on Rushmore for Teddy's fat mug. On a related note, The Old Man On The Mountain that crumbled down a year or two ago in New Hampshire, reminded me of Kerry.

[BigSkyFreeper]

Even if Fat Teddy were to croak, he shouldn't even get his name plastered on a post office building let alone the main office of the Massachusetts Dept. of Motor Vehicles. Teddy is a fat, bloated, morbidly obese, classless jerk.

[fight_truth_decay]

Kennedy? Mt. Rushmore?
NOT IN MY BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cape Wind Associates, a wind energy company, would like to put up 130 turbines off the coast of Martha's Vineyard in the Nantucket Sound.

Kennedy? Martha's Vineyard?
NOT IN MY BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aruanan]

Tom Shales: Bush, "Scary"; Ted Kennedy Worthy of Mount Rushmore

Yeah, if they needed a model for a big gob of snot for one of the stone noses already there.

[TC Rider]

The one time the camera cut to Teddy when he wasn't shaking his head, he seemed to be motioning to someone off camera. The wife and I simultaneously said, "He's ordering another drink"!

Shales is a Clymer.

The one big difference we noticed between Bush and Clinton, was that Clinton took credit for everything good, personally. Bush was happy to give credit to Congress for passing his tax cuts, etc.

[Democratshavenobrains]

Maybe the Left just feels guilty for doing NOTHING to help liberate Iraq or boost American honor.

[colorado tanker]

Shales is a liberal movie critic. Why would anyone take his political commentary seriously? He obviously hates Bush with every fiber of his chardonney and brie infused body.

[I_be_tc]

Now wait a minute. Didn't Cher tell us all that Mt. Rushmore was a natural wonder? So wouldn't it take a whole bunch of water and wind to create his feature there. (Maybe the old "windbag" could etch it himself...and we all know he is good at shedding water.)

TC

[lilylangtree]

Consider the source: Tom Shales of the Washington Post. The Post has always been a RAT-supported newspaper. Plus, anyone who thinks Ted Kennedy, the cowardly murderer of Mary Jo Kapechne and a notorious womanizing drunk, should be on Mt. Rushmore needs his head examined for missing brain cells due to lack of oxygen.

[okie01]

"The best reaction shots were those of Ted Kennedy, whose stature seems to grow right along with his nose year after year after year."

A most unfortunate turn of phrase by Mr. Shales, who accurately -- though certainly not intentionally -- likens Teddy The Hut to Pinocchio.