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The Squirrel Grenade (EXTREMELY funny article)
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| Jan 18, 2004
| by T-Duck
Posted on 01/18/2004 4:03:57 PM PST by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz
If it's true, the critter was most likely rabid. The author needs a checkup...
To: HangThemHigh
Great story!
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posted on
01/18/2004 5:32:55 PM PST
by
MEG33
(We Got Him!)
To: martin_fierro
that was freakin' funny.
thanks for the laugh!
43
posted on
01/18/2004 5:33:13 PM PST
by
MudPuppy
(Young Marines - "Strengthening the lives of America's Youth")
To: Lazamataz
Thanks so much for posting this, I don't remember the last time that I laughed so hard. It is really good to have a great laugh.
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posted on
01/18/2004 5:36:03 PM PST
by
DeSoto
To: martin_fierro
OMG! ROFLOL.. I'm glad I put my beer down before I read this!
To: DeSoto
Mark!
To: Lazamataz; msdrby
That is one dangerous squirrel. And now he has a patrol car.
ROFLMAO. Tears streaming down my checks.
47
posted on
01/18/2004 5:44:52 PM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(17Dec03~A privately financed, built and owned Spacecraft broke the sound barrier for the first time.)
To: Brad's Gramma; Pete-R-Bilt; uglybiker; blackie
beer down, Grammie.
ping to fellow biker Pete and others.
I've got a bee story from my days of pre-full-face-shield. But that's another show...
48
posted on
01/18/2004 5:47:41 PM PST
by
glock rocks
(molon labe)
To: Wneighbor
Ya' see this yet?
49
posted on
01/18/2004 5:50:58 PM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(17Dec03~A privately financed, built and owned Spacecraft broke the sound barrier for the first time.)
To: AdamSelene235
Ping.
50
posted on
01/18/2004 5:51:55 PM PST
by
coloradan
(Hence, etc.)
To: Lazamataz
Better a squirrel, than a skunk... ;-)
51
posted on
01/18/2004 5:56:39 PM PST
by
SteveH
To: Lazamataz
Thank you for not pinging me, because I really, really, hate stuff like this.
52
posted on
01/18/2004 5:57:39 PM PST
by
stands2reason
("Dean is God's reward to Mr. Bush for doing the right thing in the war on terror." Dick Morris)
To: Lazamataz
My first internet date seemed to get herself into fixes like that!. WHEW!
53
posted on
01/18/2004 6:02:06 PM PST
by
BobS
To: Lazamataz
Hey! Where's the "empty your bladder before reading" alert??
Hilarious stuff. Thanks!
54
posted on
01/18/2004 6:17:26 PM PST
by
CovenBuster
(Bustin' up liberal covens from coast to coast)
To: Lazamataz
I just laughed myself sick on this.
It's going to take me a while to get my breath back.
55
posted on
01/18/2004 6:25:00 PM PST
by
Ronin
(When the fox gnaws -- Smile!!!)
To: Lazamataz
Blonde TX angel changing panties now.
56
posted on
01/18/2004 6:33:29 PM PST
by
txhurl
(You curmudgeon.)
To: Lazamataz
When I was in college several athletes in my dorm (basketball players) took to chasing the campus squirrels. These squirrels were fat from being fed by students and faculty, and tame enough that walking within ten feet of them was easy, so I witnessed a couple of close calls when Mr. (or perhaps Mrs.) squirrel barely made it to the safety of a tree. Finally I admonished several of these athletes one evening that they had better stop trying to catch the squirrels. They immediately threw out their chests and approached me in a menacing manner demanding to know what I was going to do about it. "I'm not going to do anything." I said. "But you guys are liable to get real unlucky and catch one." They thought that a great joke and went back to chasing squirrels.
P.S.
The next semester one did finally catch a squirrel. Luckily by then basketball season was over, so the course of rabies shots and surgery to repair the tendon on one of his fingers did not interfere with his playing time.
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posted on
01/18/2004 6:51:12 PM PST
by
Pilsner
To: Lazamataz
58
posted on
01/18/2004 6:54:07 PM PST
by
kstewskis
(38 more days until Lent and "The Passion" is released...and no I am NOT giving up Mel for Lent!)
To: Darksheare
ROTFL!! Thanks for the warning NOT to be drinking anything while reading this!
59
posted on
01/18/2004 7:00:03 PM PST
by
SuziQ
To: Lazamataz
most enjoyable
60
posted on
01/18/2004 7:04:59 PM PST
by
rface
(Ashland, Missouri -)
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