The Squirrel Grenade (EXTREMELY funny article)

22 posted on 01/18/2004 4:34:50 PM PST by MaryFromMichigan (God made us Freepers, Prozac made us friends)

23 posted on 01/18/2004 4:37:27 PM PST by Caipirabob (Democrats.. Socialists..Commies..Traitors...Who can tell the difference?)

Thought a good laugh might be in order and this delivers a big one. Enjoy!

24 posted on 01/18/2004 4:40:47 PM PST by Reb Raider

To: martin_fierro

You might want to ping the motorcycle hooligans to this one. It's a laugh riot!

25 posted on 01/18/2004 4:44:28 PM PST by Don W (Modesty has ruined more kidneys than liquor.)

OMG! I am laughing my head off!

It's particularly apropos because my dog just killed a possum under the porch and I spent 20 minutes trying to get the corpus delicti of said possum untangled from my suddenly very possessive dog. She's a Lab, but she figures that she doesn't have to bring me anything she obtained by her own unaided efforts . . .

And then I come in here, sit down, and read about the Squirrel from Hades . . . just perfect!

My dog still smells like possum. It must have p*$$ed on her.

26 posted on 01/18/2004 4:47:12 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . sed, ut scis, quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?. . .)

laughing so hard I'm crying Ping!

27 posted on 01/18/2004 4:48:40 PM PST by prairiebreeze (God Bless and Protect the Allied Troops. And the families here at home---they are soldiers too.)

To: prairiebreeze; Mo1; sweetliberty; lodwick

28 posted on 01/18/2004 4:50:34 PM PST by Darksheare (Convents aren't exactly the best place for a male heretic to hide.)

A Valkyrie doing a wheelie at 80 mph !! Yeah , right. Everything else in the story is believable though.

29 posted on 01/18/2004 4:51:11 PM PST by Peace will be here soon (Beware, there are some crazy people around here !!! And I could be one of them !!)

30 posted on 01/18/2004 4:52:02 PM PST by Live free or die

To: Lazamataz; glock rocks; EdReform

Laz.....this is MORE than hilarious!!!!!!!

You other two.. put your drinks down before reading this.

31 posted on 01/18/2004 4:54:37 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (I'm a Bush/JimBot and Proud of It!)

You forgot to warn everyone not to eat food while reading it.

Now I have to clean my carpet.

32 posted on 01/18/2004 4:58:30 PM PST by BlessedBeGod

To: Lazamataz; Reb Raider

Don't Mess with Texas squirrels!LOL

33 posted on 01/18/2004 4:59:17 PM PST by MEG33 (We Got Him!)

To: prairiebreeze

I'd have skipped that article, prairie, and am so glad you pinged me to it. Showing my husband now.

34 posted on 01/18/2004 5:03:47 PM PST by Peach (The Clintons have pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)

35 posted on 01/18/2004 5:04:52 PM PST by SAMWolf (I am Homer of Borg. Prepare to be... ooooohh, doughnuts!)

To: prairiebreeze; lodwick; Cuttnhorse; operation clinton cleanup; Servant of the Nine; catpuppy; ...

ROFLMBO!!!

Thanks for the ping .. I just printed this one off for my Hubby

36 posted on 01/18/2004 5:06:14 PM PST by Mo1 (Join the dollar a day crowd now!)

Welcome for the ping, thank(blame) Laz for posting it.
*chuckle*

37 posted on 01/18/2004 5:10:45 PM PST by Darksheare (Convents aren't exactly the best place for a male heretic to hide.)

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38 posted on 01/18/2004 5:11:11 PM PST by martin_fierro (OK, somebody had to say it)

You're entirely welcome. We need all the laughs we can get after putting up with the Dims and their shenanigans day after day. I have no idea if it's true but it's so funny it doesn't matter.

Prairie

39 posted on 01/18/2004 5:12:03 PM PST by prairiebreeze (God Bless and Protect the Allied Troops. And the families here at home---they are soldiers too.)

Great Story.

I've got an animal/motorcycle story, not nearly as funny, but it's true and I'll tell it anyway.

I'm riding my bike in an urban neighborhood when I spot a snake sleeping in the road. I didn't want to run him over so I stopped short. It was about dark and I couldn't see what type of snake he was, only that he was nearly 6 feet long. About then the snake wakes up and heads for the nearest cover, my bike. Next thing I know, he's in my front wheel and headed up the forks, finally arriving at my left handlebar, curled around the clutch lever.

Still not knowing if he's poisonous and being more than a little nervous about reaching for the clutch, I push the bike off with my foot and gingerly drop the tranny into gear. With the snake waving around uncomfortably close to my exposed face and testing the air with his tongue, I lurched away and into a nearby parking lot with a street light. There I discover he's a harmless black snake and extract him from my front forks.

I want to take him out in the country before releasing him, but I have no way to carry him while I ride. Luckily, there's a McDonald's next door, so I walk over, hiding my snake behind my back as I go in. I ask the closest burger flipper for a bag, but she balks, saying she's not allowed to give them away. I persist and she asks what it's for, whereupon I produce my wriggling friend and tell her its for my snake. She screams and runs to the back for the manager. He quickly assesses the situation and decides a bag is a small price to pay to get the two of us out of his store, even if it was against company policy. Since then I've often wondered if would also have given me the contents of the cash register if I had asked. He didn't even ask if I wanted fries.

With the snake safely in the paper bag I rode several miles out of town and released him into some woods.

40 posted on 01/18/2004 5:12:28 PM PST by HangThemHigh (Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he's back.)

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