Morford: God Hates Unmarried Losers

San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, January 16, 2004 | Mark Morford, if God ever hated anybody...

[presidio9]

Just look at 'em, popping out babies like crazy and draining the welfare system like there's no tomorrow, all while remaining completely unable to either get or stay married in their sad, un-Christian, gangsta-rap lives. Pathetic.

And oh my God, those damnable gays. Would you just look at them, fighting for basic human rights, whining about wanting to get married, as if they knew anything about God's manly, flag-waving, 100 percent heterosexual love?

[GSWarrior]

The bottom line with this Morford guy is his allergy to God and religion.

[sauropod]

"Teach them to shun political agenda and hollow religious doctrine and become more self-defined and open and spiritually kaleidoscopic humans."

Dear Miss Morford,

In case you are reading this thread (and i have heard that you are a narcissistic onanist in this regard) your statement I quoted above is the surest way to hell.

I know you are perpetually fascinated by your genitals (what two year old isn't)? but i think you really need to take a powder on the fainting couch for a while before declaring the Christian Right "dishonest." You need to prove that one.

[Tabi Katz]

This man is brimming with hate, and he has the gall to lecture anybody about love and tolerance?

[NeoCaveman]

He needs to talk to his own... the man spews the rage of the sex challenged

Is that a new PC term?

[ArrogantBustard]

TRY and see some of these 'lesbians' we always read so much about

Somehow, I get the idea that the real deal was not the same as the siliconeized, airbrushed, big-haired floozies you were "reading" about ...

[cyborg]

I expect to be duly credited and compensated for my invention.

[cyborg]

OMG reading your post just rid me of afternoon caffeine depression.

[NeoCaveman]

I expect to be duly credited and compensated for my invention.

Do you really want your name to become synonymous with "sexually challenged"... lol

[cyborg]

um oh yeah you got a point LOL

[ThinkingMan]

that would be the graphic nature of your post. I understand the point of the post, it was just not something one tends to enjoy reading at any time- kinda like a car accident you can't look away from.

[subterfuge]

Can't read Morford anymore. Freepers' comments about him are fun to read though.

[ThinkingMan]

That is just plain wrong.

[presidio9]

that would be the graphic nature of your post. I understand the point of the post, it was just not something one tends to enjoy reading at any time- kinda like a car accident you can't look away from.

The "live and let live" Liberaltarians who infest this site and enjoy Jim's protection need to know exactly what types of behavior they are defending.

[Slings and Arrows]

G-d: No, G-d hates Morford. Why do you think I made you go all faggy?

No, G-d loves Mark Morford. Everyone else thinks he sucks.

[Slings and Arrows]

Zolofted = Dean

It ain't working.

[familyofman]

God may hate unmarrieds, but he/she also picked GWB to win in a landslide (Robertson). God sure does seem talkative these days, and oh so opinionated too.

[Democratshavenobrains]

If Morford attacked Islam 1/1000 as much as he attacks Christianity, he would be suicide bomber chow by now. He is a classic coward who knows that Christians won't harm this guy, so there is no fear to insulting them.

[.cnI redruM]

Until they smile and everyone sees the shiny braces.

[sauropod]

;-).