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Morford: God Hates Unmarried Losers
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | Friday, January 16, 2004 | Mark Morford, if God ever hated anybody...

Posted on 01/16/2004 8:23:47 AM PST by presidio9

Edited on 04/13/2004 2:45:29 AM PDT by Jim Robinson. [history]

Just look at 'em, popping out babies like crazy and draining the welfare system like there's no tomorrow, all while remaining completely unable to either get or stay married in their sad, un-Christian, gangsta-rap lives. Pathetic.

And oh my God, those damnable gays. Would you just look at them, fighting for basic human rights, whining about wanting to get married, as if they knew anything about God's manly, flag-waving, 100 percent heterosexual love?


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To: hobbes1
I am still waiting for you to post a note from the paper that the former anal virgin is now a deceased former anal virgin, because his head simply exploded from the overwhelming hate.....

He came close in '03. There were several unannounced extended "vacations."

61 posted on 01/16/2004 9:12:49 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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To: Hammerhead
The practice of inserting a straw into....and then....

What the hell is wrong with these people?

62 posted on 01/16/2004 9:14:05 AM PST by presidio9 (Homophobic and Proud!!!)
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To: Moose4
How does this person keep an op-ed spot at a major newspaper, even if it is the San Francisco Chronic?

He doesn't. They run these rants of his on their web site, but not in the actual paper.

63 posted on 01/16/2004 9:15:07 AM PST by Timesink (I'm not a big fan of electronic stuff, you know? Beeps ... beeps freak me out. They're bad.)
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To: nutmeg
that's some ping forgot to put sexually frustrated
64 posted on 01/16/2004 9:21:04 AM PST by cyborg
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To: presidio9
This reminds me of Anthony Burgess's novel "The Wanting Seed." In order to deal with a burgeoning population crisis, a future British goverment encourages everyone to be homosexual, so fewer kids will be produced. But that doesn't work either, so they turn to the ultimate solution: war.
65 posted on 01/16/2004 9:29:31 AM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: presidio9
This guy's like a thunderstorm; tolerable only because you know it won't last long.
66 posted on 01/16/2004 9:33:02 AM PST by Old Professer
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To: presidio9
Wheres the idiot wrapped in a moron alert on this post?
67 posted on 01/16/2004 9:40:21 AM PST by Desron13
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To: presidio9
He's also a yoga teacher.....

Mark Morford is a columnist and editor for sfgate.com. He is also a yoga teacher and fiction writer and an outstanding parallel parker and fervent wine devotee and former smoker and former LA rock-god wannabe and careful insinuator and occasional unfair mudslinger and frequent skeptic and sporadic true believer and paradoxical contrarian and tattooed love-monkey and vehement non-conservative and casual coffee drinker and ardent dog lover and medium sleeper and comparison shopper and funky subtle prurient neo-pagan gleaner of screaming delicious naked nuances. Contact him here. Or maybe here.

68 posted on 01/16/2004 9:45:34 AM PST by ppaul
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To: presidio9
No Barf alert!?
69 posted on 01/16/2004 9:47:54 AM PST by ffusco (Maecilius Fuscus,Governor of Longovicium , Manchester, England. 238-244 AD)
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To: Hammerhead
wow- I din't think that the conversation could drop to a level any lower than Presido accomplished. I really don't feel like going to lunch now.
70 posted on 01/16/2004 9:50:15 AM PST by ThinkingMan (John 3:16, It really is that simple)
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To: presidio9
Pure spew.
71 posted on 01/16/2004 9:57:16 AM PST by jimt
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To: AmishDude
One hears the term anal retentive tossed around a lot these days when they are really referring to someone who was toilet trained a little too early and tends to be overly organized and tidy. This queen got stuck in the stage where an infant will actually play with feces, and has an overwhelming compulsion to stuff objects into any available orifice.
72 posted on 01/16/2004 9:58:26 AM PST by johnb838 (Write-In Tancredo in your Republican Primary)
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To: ThinkingMan
I din't think that the conversation could drop to a level any lower than Presido accomplished

Where was my lowpoint?

73 posted on 01/16/2004 10:02:37 AM PST by presidio9 (Homophobic and Proud!!!)
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To: ppaul
ardent dog lover

I'm not even going there.
74 posted on 01/16/2004 10:04:49 AM PST by johnb838 (Write-In Tancredo in your Republican Primary)
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To: ffusco
Just the name Morford alone is equivalent to "Barf Alert" around here.
75 posted on 01/16/2004 10:05:51 AM PST by johnb838 (Write-In Tancredo in your Republican Primary)
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To: seamole
I think Phelps is from Topeka, Kansas
76 posted on 01/16/2004 10:10:16 AM PST by BudgieRamone (Unapologetically Male: I eat, sleep, shoot, drink, use power tools, and water my herbs & orchids :))
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To: ThinkingMan
Just wait till I explain to you why homosexual men with extremely small heads are in such demand.


And Im 100% serious.
77 posted on 01/16/2004 10:13:52 AM PST by Hammerhead
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To: presidio9
This is what happens when people forget that marriage is a sacrament.
78 posted on 01/16/2004 10:16:04 AM PST by firebrand
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
Moronford is trying to spew as much hate as possbile before he dies from Anal Insertion Deserves Suffering (AIDS)Disease.
79 posted on 01/16/2004 10:17:54 AM PST by ohioman
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To: elbucko
Weird it is.

I remember when my sub went into the shipyards in Mare Island and a couple of us 'Red Zone' guys took a drive down to the city to TRY and see some of these 'lesbians' we always read so much about in Penthouse and Playboy.

Well, THAT didn't take too long. HA!
80 posted on 01/16/2004 10:19:11 AM PST by Hammerhead
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