SIDE-SPLITTER (Carol Mosley Braun)

New York Post ^ | 1/16/04 | Richard Johnson with Paula Froelich & Chris Wilson

[kattracks]

CAROL Mosley Braun's withdrawal from the presidential race was no surprise

[SkyPilot]

If Dean wins, she'll be expecting a job.

Cha-Ching!

[kattracks]

A few astute FReepers had figured this out from the get go.

[A CA Guy]

Oh yeah, she'd be in his cabinet...cleaning!!!

Dean's never going to be elected.

[Fledermaus]

I was shocked Braun didn't hang in there to soak the donors and get matching funds so she, like Sharpton, can keep flying first class and living large in fancy hotels.

That was her M.O. while Senator - bilking taxpayers for her "movin' on up" lifestyle.

[Squantos]

If Dean wins we'll all need jobs.....

[kattracks]

It's no wonder she didn't jump on the bandwagon when Sharpton criticized Dean for never having any blacks on his cabinet when Vt. governor.

[kattracks]

She's still eyeing that prize.

[Howlin]

I still say she did a good job! And I want that mink coat she wore.

[chicagolady]

From an Illinois resident who had "Carol the Braun" for a U.S. Senator,
Having HER endorsment is like having the endorsment of Elmer Fud!!

In Websters Dictionary there is the word

LOSER: Next to it is the picture of Carol Mosley Braun!

[Howlin]

And drugs; lots and lots of drugs.

[gunnedah]

I thought most of this was organised to help Wesley Clark and it may have been. But if he doesnt catch on by convention time they will insert Hillary and that may have been their,the Democrat Party,Terry Macauliffe and Bill and Hillarys idea all along.
Hillary has the ball placed in her court now and must decide what she wants to do because next election she will be beat in New York and she must do something before being exposed.
Plus on top of all this Hillery has never been exposed to the fire and the Liberal and so called "Mainstream Media" have protected her so they could get her ready for prime time. The Republicans and Bush had better have two game plans and one had better include Hillary because she will hide all the way to the Whitehouse if this country is not careful.
When is the last time anyone has ever been positioned like she is now and never done a damn thing?
The Democrat Party is powerful because most of America is stupid and uneducated.

[NonValueAdded]

Last time I checked, Crazy Al is still in the race (no pun intended) yet not a single vote has been cast beyond the DC un-vote. Isn't CMB leaving before her job is done? Or do the real people behind this need Al to take his share of votes away from the others?

[AppyPappy]

If Sharpton had won DC, he could have claimed the first "victory". Braun made sure that didn't happen.

[macrahanish #1]

Your analysis is spot-on.

[SLB]

Squantos - You will need more than drugs if Dean gets the nomination and puts Hillary on the ticket as V/P.

Hillary on the ticket would draw:
A. Females
B. Faggots
C. All minorities
Can you just imagine what the cabinet would look like in that scenario? Our worst nightmare.

If I were Dean and had her on the ticket with me I would try to stay out of parks late at night as that might be a way to the house on Pennsylvania Ave she covets so much.

The republicans better watch around the corner, Bush Sr handed the White House to the democrats and that could happen again.