What to Do When Women Break Up With You.

mensnewsdaily.com ^ | 1/10/04 | Bernard Chapin

[goldstategop]

Being Dumped... is the worst thing known to Man. Its the opposite of the heady thrill called Being In Love. The latter is the zsa zsa zsu effect. On the other the former is the drip drip droosh syndrome of relationships. The Drano for Those That Don't Work - and For Those That Where She Never Was Your Girl To Begin With. Guys, if a woman says its over, believe her and Get A Life!

[Lazamataz]

Being Dumped... is the worst thing known to Man.

Nah. It was inconvenient, but worked out just fine. :o)

Guys, if a woman says its over, believe her and Get A Life!

Oh, I believe her. And I got one! :o)

[Lazamataz]

Yes you are, just give it time.

No, my Unrequited Love. I will never get over losing you.

[Dundee]

I had a girlfriend many years ago (long before I met my wife) who wanted to end the relationship (of course she didn't come out and say it at the time of course). Thing was that she didn't want to appear as the bitca she really was by breaking up with me (I was really good friends with all her friends). So she came up with plan to treat me like dirt for a couple of weeks in the hope I'd dump her and she becomes the victim to our friends.

Me, being the forgiving and dumb type of guy, just let her treatment of me slide. Hey, how many women have treated you like crap for a while then all of a sudden come good?

Getting nowhere after about two months, she decides to start playng the field behind my back. She ended up getting caught by me and a bunch of her friends nailing some guy in a dark corner of a nightclub.

Guess who ended up with no boyfriend AND no friends?

Later on I heard that she'd gotten engaged to some guy she'd fallen head over heels in love with about twelve months after our breakup. She found him in bed one day with someone else.

Another guy.

I still get a laugh when I think about it.

[Neets]

Your love is fading I can feel your love fading
Woman it's fading away from me
'Cause your personal touch has grown cold
as if someone else controls your very soul
I fooled myself long as I can
I can feel the presence of another man
It's there when you speak my name
It's just not the same
Oh honey I'm losing you
I can feel it in the air, it's there everywhere
Oh I'm losing you

I can feel it in my bones
any day you'll be up and gone
Ooh I'm losing you
It's all over your face someone's takin' my place
Could it be that I'm losing you

When I look into your eyes a reflection of a face I see
Oh Lord I'm losing you
I'm hurt, downhearted and worried girl
'cause that face doesn't belong to me

Your love is fadin', I can feel it fadin'
Oh away from me
I can feel it in the air, it's there everywhere
ooh I'm losing you

I don't wanna lose you
but I know I'm gonna groove you
Oh Lord I'm losing you, and I'm a losin' you

Your love is fadin', I can feel it fadin'
Oh Lord I'm losing you

[Lazamataz]

Cute! ;)

That's me!

[M Kehoe]

Ya know when, you're looking at the main board here, and you see two posters (whom are a laugh a minute) responding to each other, you just got to see what they are saying.

In the fwiw department, it's 41 degrees right now. ;^)

5.56mm

[Neets]

Mornin toots....can you send about 20 of those 42 degrees up my way????

[Lazamataz]

You never close your eyes
Anymore
When I kiss your lips
There's no tenderness
Like before
In your fingertips
You're trying hard not to show it, baby
But baby, baby I know it

You've lost that lovin' feelin',
Woo-ah that lovin' feelin'
You've lost that lovin' feelin',
Now it's gone, gone, gone

[Jim Noble]

The poor world is
almost six thousand years old, and in all this time
there was not any man died in his own person,
videlicit, in a love-cause. Troilus had his brains
dashed out with a Grecian club; yet he did what he
could to die before, and he is one of the patterns
of love. Leander, he would have lived many a fair
year, though Hero had turned nun, if it had not been
for a hot midsummer night; for, good youth, he went
but forth to wash him in the Hellespont and being
taken with the cramp was drowned and the foolish
coroners of that age found it was 'Hero of Sestos.'
But these are all lies: men have died from time to
time and worms have eaten them, but not for love.

[Spandau]

If you get dumped by a woman, don't worry about it. Unless she was paying your bills, you can get back to doing important things, like building up that 440 for the Roadrunner and collecting assault rifles from around the world.

[goldstategop]

LOL! The upside of getting dumped by a woman is that you no longer have the dubious privilege of keeping her in the lifestyle to which she was accustomed. After all, they're a high-maintenance headache even in the best of times. :)

[Spandau]

You're right. When you get dumped and still want a lady around the house sometimes, you can hire a little hotty maid from Central America. Last time I went to the movies, the best looking women were cleaning up in the lobby afterwards. I kid you not. I have seen some girls in the cleaning crew at work that were just stunning.

[Lazamataz]

and collecting assault rifles from around the world.

Women are extremely detrimental to your gun collection, I discovered.

The hard way.

[GOPJ]

bump

[DooDahhhh]

Hmmmmmmmmmm, not all of us. What is your experience level on this issue? Please give details.

[dennisw]

bookmark

[IDontLikeToPayTaxes]

Hmmmmmmmmmm, not all of us. What is your experience level on this issue? Please give details.

It's really a "common knowledge" kind of thing. I'm certainly not an expert on the subject. Just from my experiences with my friends and my personal observations.

As for myself, I don't date older women. When I see a girl in her mid to late 20s, and especially older, there is about a 99% chance that she's been divorced at least once with at least one kid, and she's lost her looks.

This is just my opinion, but in their late 20s, women really REALLY start to lose their good looks, and the process only accelerates from there.

It's like the stock market. Generally speaking, with age a woman's stock goes down. Also with age, a man's stock goes up. Everybody knows that.

:)

[LisaMalia]

That's because older women are a "sure thing." Guys don't have to put forth much effort to get in their pants, because for the most part, older women are desparate

Yes, all single men beware! Somewhere around you is a desperate older woman waiting to get you in her clutches. You can find us anywhere, we're just waiting for the next man to do us a favor!...LOL.

[IDontLikeToPayTaxes]

LOL there sure are :)

I didn't even bring up the subject. A female Freeper declared that the trend was that older women are seeking younger men these days, I simply agreed with her.