[goldstategop]

LOL! The upside of getting dumped by a woman is that you no longer have the dubious privilege of keeping her in the lifestyle to which she was accustomed. After all, they're a high-maintenance headache even in the best of times. :)

[Spandau]

You're right. When you get dumped and still want a lady around the house sometimes, you can hire a little hotty maid from Central America. Last time I went to the movies, the best looking women were cleaning up in the lobby afterwards. I kid you not. I have seen some girls in the cleaning crew at work that were just stunning.