[goldstategop]

Being Dumped... is the worst thing known to Man. Its the opposite of the heady thrill called Being In Love. The latter is the zsa zsa zsu effect. On the other the former is the drip drip droosh syndrome of relationships. The Drano for Those That Don't Work - and For Those That Where She Never Was Your Girl To Begin With. Guys, if a woman says its over, believe her and Get A Life!

[Lazamataz]

Being Dumped... is the worst thing known to Man.

Nah. It was inconvenient, but worked out just fine. :o)

Guys, if a woman says its over, believe her and Get A Life!

Oh, I believe her. And I got one! :o)

[Jim Noble]

The poor world is
almost six thousand years old, and in all this time
there was not any man died in his own person,
videlicit, in a love-cause. Troilus had his brains
dashed out with a Grecian club; yet he did what he
could to die before, and he is one of the patterns
of love. Leander, he would have lived many a fair
year, though Hero had turned nun, if it had not been
for a hot midsummer night; for, good youth, he went
but forth to wash him in the Hellespont and being
taken with the cramp was drowned and the foolish
coroners of that age found it was 'Hero of Sestos.'
But these are all lies: men have died from time to
time and worms have eaten them, but not for love.

[SauronOfMordor]

Being Dumped... is the worst thing known to Man.

Frankly, I think getting hit in the belly with a couple of rounds of .223 has it beat on the scale of "bad things to happen to you", but in terms of what the average middle-class guy encounters in the US, it's fairly high up