Our 1st Quarter Freepathon is Underway! - Thread 5

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[Mo1]

God Bless America
Land of the Free and of the Brave

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[Fawnn]

The Green Party absolutely loves people like you. LOL!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

Oh boy, you had to go and say good night THAT way, didja?

Take a shotgun along and blow them suckers up if you see any!!! (not the trees, the snakes)

Good night. Sleep well. BE CAREFUL!!!!

[ValerieUSA]

Oh, it's not merlot - it's Yellow Tail Cabernet Sauvignon.
I've had it a few months, don't know what I was saving it for.

[Fawnn]

Get better fast! Because being sick isn't any fun -- and I ought to know!!! (...'cause I had fun once!) ;)

[Brad’s Gramma]

Problem with me is....I'm kidding, they're not.

[Brad’s Gramma]

You were saving it for tonight! To get drunk feel better!!!

[Gabz]

Click on the link at the top of the front page of FR!!!!!

[Fawnn]

I figure they'd never heard the term mean green weinies when they picked the name for their party. ;)

[ValerieUSA]

that's it!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

They're too stupid to put THAT many words together coherently!!!

[trussell]

You know you've had to much coffee when...

You answer the door before people knock. Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding ticket even when your parked. You speed walk in your sleep. You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. You just completed another sweater and you don't know how to knit. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Glad to be of service! Too bad we don't live closer. I'd help you get pie-eyed fall down drunk ....oh, clean your kitchen or something.

[Gabz]

Now I know why I cut down the coffee!!!!!!!

[ValerieUSA]

The Top 20 Most Popular Baby Names For the first time in more than a decade, the year's most popular baby name for boys is not Biblical. Move over Michael and Matthew and make room for Aidan, Jaden, and Caden--the top three boys' names for 2003, according to BabyNames.com.
Meanwhile, Madison has hung on for another year as the top name for girls, which as near as anyone can figure comes from the 1984 movie "Splash," starring Daryl Hannah in the role of a mermaid named Madison.

I think the name of the Mermaid character came from a street sign - Madison Avenue.

[Gabz]

How about my kitchen???

I can't do that the way I did the bathroom.........sigh.

[Gabz]

I've been reading that thread - and actually broke down and posted on it........

[trussell]

You know you've had to much coffee when...

You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake. You lick your coffeepot clean. You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there. You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week. . .

[Mudboy Slim]

I mailed my check this afternoon...MUD

[NYTexan]

Has anyone stolen the toilet from your front lawn yet?
To use as a plant pot?
or was that someone else I was thinking about?

[Brad’s Gramma]

....looking over her shoulder, wondering if anyone's watching....WHY DID YOU ADDRESS THAT ONLY TO ME? HUH? WHO TOLD YOU I like coffee a little bit?