Our 1st Quarter Freepathon is Underway! - Thread 5

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[Mo1]

God Bless America
Land of the Free and of the Brave

Help Support Free Republic

[Fawnn]

Your stove EATS TREES?

Mine eats electricity. I wonder what gramma's gonna say about all those wittle squeaming kilowatts? ;)

[ladyinred]

Blondes...ya just gotta love Em...

Why, thank you! :-)

[ValerieUSA]

Thank you
South Carolina
California, Maine, California
Florida, Florida, Alabama
Colorado, Texas & Florida

[hoosiermama]

Don't have to pay for the trees, LOTS cheaper than electricity!

[Brad’s Gramma]

$50 from South Carolina

Thank you South Carolina!!

And here's another batch of checks:

$10 from California
$106 from Maine
$50 from California
$15 from Florida
$30 from Florida
$25 from Alabama
$10 from Colorado
$100 from Texas
$30 from Florida
$20 from North Carolina
$25 from California
$50 from California
$30 from Georgia
$25 from North Carolina
$50 from Ohio
$25 from California
$50 from Georgia
$50 from Massachusetts
$25 from Virginia
$25 from Missouri
$20 from Indiana
$20 monthly from California
$25 from Texas
$100 from Texas
$10 monthly from Maryland
$25 from Massachusetts

Thank you all very much!!

[Gabz]

Nor do they apply to natural blondes. ;)

Cool - I was born blonde, but only stayed that way til I was about 5..........

Blonde might be good between now and CPAC.........hhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[Fawnn]

85% ! ! !

[trussell]

Blondes...ya just gotta love Em...

The blonde reported for her University final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.

Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperatley throwing the coin, uttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour. But I'm rechecking my answers!"

[ValerieUSA]

Thank You
North Carolina, California, California
Georgia, North Carolina, Ohio
California, Georgia, Massachusetts
Virginia, Missouri & Indiana

[trussell]

Not at all Valerie!! ; D

[Brad’s Gramma]

The only down side I can see is there will no longer be dead logs on the ground for the endangered rattle snakes to hide under......

I TAKE IT BACK!

Murder the trees! KILL the trees! I HATE SNAKES!!!

[Gabz]

Goodnight, FRiend.....

We are in desperate need of firewood - but alas are lacking the chain saw.

Hubby burned it up and we haven't replaced it yet.

[Brad’s Gramma]

Mine does too. Well, that's what I've been told. It's been so long since I've actually used it.....

[Fawnn]

Don't have to pay for the trees, LOTS cheaper than electricity!

True. But my heat pump would probably complain if I tried shoving logs down its throat. ;)

[NYTexan]

LOL! You're a bad, bad Gal! (but I like ya!)

[hoosiermama]

Figured that would get a rise out of ya!

If you don't hear from me tomorrow I've either cut my leg off or gotten bitten by one of them thar vermits.

Now I'd better retire so I can be well rested and alert!

[Brad’s Gramma]

(hehe)

[Fawnn]

I'm probably disproving the natural versus bottle blonde argument by asking this question, but: What's CPAC? ;)

[ValerieUSA]

Thank You
California, Texas, Texas
Maryland & Massachusetts

[Gabz]

We have incoming!

Just in:

$50 from South Carolina

Thank you South Carolina!!

And here's another batch of checks:

$10 from California
$106 from Maine
$50 from California
$15 from Florida
$30 from Florida
$25 from Alabama
$10 from Colorado
$100 from Texas
$30 from Florida
$20 from North Carolina
$25 from California
$50 from California
$30 from Georgia
$25 from North Carolina
$50 from Ohio
$25 from California
$50 from Georgia
$50 from Massachusetts
$25 from Virginia
$25 from Missouri
$20 from Indiana
$20 monthly from California
$25 from Texas
$100 from Texas
$10 monthly from Maryland
$25 from Massachusetts

Thank you all very much!!