Our 1st Quarter Freepathon is Underway! - Thread 5

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[Mo1]

God Bless America
Land of the Free and of the Brave

Help Support Free Republic

[Brad’s Gramma]

Just in:

$10 from Never Never Land
$150 from Pennsylvania
$10 from Ohio

Thank you Never Never Land, Pennsylvania and Ohio!!

[NYTexan]

Mirror, Mirror, Can it be true?
Will I win the the prize I so seek?

NYTexan, blow smoke up the Flu!
Compared to Fawnn, your attempts will seem meek!



Fair Funkle Declaration!

[Brad’s Gramma]

As the mother of two blondes...

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

[Gabz]

Good - because I already got it!!!!

[trussell]

Blondes...ya just gotta love Em...

There's this blonde out for a walk. she comes to a river and sees another blonde on the opposite bank. "Yoo-Hoo" she shouts, "how can I get to the other side?" The second blonde looks up the river then down the river then shouts back, "You ARE on the other side."

[Brad’s Gramma]

Well, since I already blew it.....HAHAHAHAAHA on the poem.

I will now sit quietly and let it happen again.

[hoosiermama]

Under 10,000 to go! Any one got an ace up their sleeve?

[Gabz]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Gabz]

LOL !!!!!!!

And I commented to my husband earlier that I think it's time I went back to being a blond again.........Maybe not

[Brad’s Gramma]

Not me. I'm poor as a church mouse. Ideas anyone??????

[NYTexan]

Thats OK Granny, I'll think up another one!

[Fawnn]

Creativity is its own reward
'tis been said
But at this point, dreams of a fair funkle
Are all in your head

But you get a

for effort!!!

[Brad’s Gramma]

I think the trick is to stay up real late and keep Fawnn and others occupied on other threads trying!

[Brad’s Gramma]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

[Gabz]

heck - it's only been a week since we started - we're doing danged good............in fact we're doing GREAT!!!!!!!!!

[Gabz]

Too, Too funny!!!!!!!!!

[NYTexan]

Trying is all the fun!

[ValerieUSA]

These jokes do not apply to strawberry blondes

[NYTexan]

Thanks for the wOOhOO!

[Fawnn]

84% ! ! !