[Brad’s Gramma]

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

[Fawnn]

84% ! ! !

[trussell]

Blondes...ya just gotta love Em...

A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled "PULLOVER!" "NO," the blonde yelled back, "IT'S A SCARF"!!

[trussell]

Blondes...ya just gotta love Em...

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

[trussell]

Blondes...ya just gotta love Em...

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

[trussell]

Blondes...ya just gotta love Em...

The blonde reported for her University final examination that consists of "yes/no" type questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet Yes for Heads and No for Tails.

Within half an hour she is all done whereas the rest of the class is sweating it out. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperatley throwing the coin, uttering and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is going on. "I finished the exam in half an hour. But I'm rechecking my answers!"