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1 posted on 12/31/2003 1:40:58 PM PST by Hillary's Lovely Legs
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That is really funny
45 posted on 12/31/2003 2:45:42 PM PST by sawyer
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She was conceived at a party [address and date given] where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted.

I have a feeling that her "fainting" had more to do with how much booze she drank that night at the party and less to do with the sex being "so good".

48 posted on 12/31/2003 2:56:22 PM PST by usadave
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This looks like one of the usual Jerry Springer episodes.
49 posted on 12/31/2003 2:57:08 PM PST by MizzouTigerRepublican (82nd ABN Gulf war vet)
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True Story
When I was in insurance sales, I was insuring a young lady and a her 5 children.
As she was naming the children I noticed she gave
a different last name for each child.
I asked her
"Do all those children have a different father."?
She thought for few seconds and replied
"Yeah cept for dem twins"
50 posted on 12/31/2003 2:58:00 PM PST by WKB (3!~ A fine is a tax for doing wrong.; A tax is a fine for doing well.)
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Seems that the definition of confusion now includes Father's Day in England.
53 posted on 12/31/2003 3:10:02 PM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

This one was bill clinton.

I don't have a clue about the others.

56 posted on 12/31/2003 3:21:36 PM PST by Gritty (The first refuge of a scoundrel is no longer the flag. It is the Democrat Party!)
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5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.



Well.....you never know.....can you.....?
57 posted on 12/31/2003 3:29:08 PM PST by Spacemonkey1023
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Hilarious!
66 posted on 12/31/2003 4:51:57 PM PST by Phaedrus
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11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a tin of beans you can't be sure which one made you fart!

Yeah... nobody ever listens to you until you fart !!! ;-))

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70 posted on 12/31/2003 5:10:52 PM PST by GeekDejure ( LOL = Liberals Obey Lucifer !!!)
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Why hasn't this been moved to chat?
72 posted on 12/31/2003 6:37:56 PM PST by Pan_Yans Wife (Submitting approval for the CAIR COROLLARY to GODWIN'S LAW.)
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Do you really want these mothers home schooling?
78 posted on 12/31/2003 9:07:26 PM PST by quietolong
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