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To: BigWaveBetty; Hillary's Lovely Legs; mountaineer; Timeout; ClancyJ; BlessedAmerican; ...
Happy New Year
2 posted on
12/31/2003 1:41:37 PM PST by
Hillary's Lovely Legs
(I have a plan. I need empty liquor bottles, a vacuum cleaner, and a dead monkey.)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
"1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by [name removed]. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night."
If they were fraternal rather than identical twins this is possible.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs; nopardons; dixiechick2000; ILBBACH
ROFLMAO! GREAT POST!
I can't pick a favorite --- they're all too dang hilarious.
7 posted on
12/31/2003 1:47:26 PM PST by
onyx
(Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Are they even sure who the mother is?
8 posted on
12/31/2003 1:47:28 PM PST by
aomagrat
(IYAOYAS)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
It either Bill Clinton , Steve Garvey or Jack as in the Box
9 posted on
12/31/2003 1:48:18 PM PST by
al baby
(Ice cream does not have bones)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
They were too busy excerising their "right to choose"!Choose between Tom,Dick,Harry,Fred,Peter,Calvin,George,not to mention the rest of the community.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
I saw a list of questions and answers of guys going into the service during WW2, here is my favorite question and answer.
Question: What is you church preference?
Answer: Red brick.
12 posted on
12/31/2003 1:50:16 PM PST by
blam
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket. Whew! I wear only Royal Blue!
What's a squaddie?
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
One of the funniest things I have read in a long time! What a great way to end the year! Thanks for posting this!
15 posted on
12/31/2003 1:51:51 PM PST by
ladyinred
(God Bless our Troops!)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Mommy always said I came from Heaven.
16 posted on
12/31/2003 1:52:20 PM PST by
BigWaveBetty
(HAPPY NEW YEAR!!)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
"Who is my babydaddy?" BUMP.
19 posted on
12/31/2003 1:53:30 PM PST by
Constitution Day
(Iraqi blogger to President Bush: "The bones in the mass graves salute you, Avenger of the Bones.")
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
bump
20 posted on
12/31/2003 1:54:59 PM PST by
VOA
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
23 posted on
12/31/2003 2:00:51 PM PST by
BigWaveBetty
(HAPPY NEW YEAR!!)
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
These are genuine excerpts from the forms (names removed) : Right... I think they are a little ~too~ good to be true.
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Bwahhhhhahahahaha!
#3 and #11 are my favorites.
29 posted on
12/31/2003 2:08:00 PM PST by
najida
(Where is Snake Pliskin when you need him?)
To: All
Ummm, yas! We are indeed firmly planted in the era of
the hyperactive birth canal. If you're a taxpayer, watch
out! If you're not a taxpayer then just sit back and wait
for your next offering of free government cheese.
30 posted on
12/31/2003 2:09:44 PM PST by
davisfh
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Sounds like some of the wackos on Montel Williams, LOL!
32 posted on
12/31/2003 2:15:06 PM PST by
Gottwnz
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
Hence the origin of the term "mass confusion."
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
"Look, I am not your father..."37 posted on
12/31/2003 2:28:53 PM PST by
mikrofon
To: Hillary's Lovely Legs
What?! No ping for me?!
38 posted on
12/31/2003 2:30:11 PM PST by
IncPen
( "Saddam is in our hearts! Saddam is in our hearts!" "Saddam is in our jail!")
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